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Penname: estinzione [Contact]
Real name: Effie
Status: Member
Member Since: December 31, 2008
Beta-reader: Yes

I'm a soon-to-be-divorced 22 year old with two children.  I'm also a student studying Secondary Education with English Literature.  I love to play with my kids, clean the house (not really), shop, read, go to school, and write when I feel like I have enough self-confidence.  To be honest, I'm a better editor than a writer, but it's still something I love to do, and I hope the more I do it the better I'll get.  So if anyone needs someone to help them read over, beta, or edit their work -- feel free to ask me.  I love it.

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Favorite Stories
The Blizzard by she_viking Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1402]

Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles upon a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. Rated NC-17 for language and lemony stuff.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: No Word count: 127182
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2010 Updated: June 22, 2011



Bella wanted Mr. Perfect, but he didn’t want her. When Mr. Imperfect comes along, can she look close enough to see just who is more perfect for her?

A story about falling in love with the imperfections.


Blinkie by the uber talented RoseArcadia

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes Word count: 153293
[Report This] Published: September 09, 2010 Updated: May 12, 2011


Two strangers, two computers.... one night.

Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night to relieve some tension, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC. Rated NC-17 for a reason.

Banner by tby789

Banner by Lindsi loolabell

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes Word count: 132766
[Report This] Published: August 24, 2009 Updated: May 09, 2011

Sins of the Father by bethaboo Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 596]

Bella Swan breaks free from her mother's influence and is desperate
to prove her music blog speaks for her generation. Edward Cullen is an Irish
punk rocker with a dark past. When they collide, nothing will ever be the
same. AH, OOC.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Aro, Bella, Carlisle, Demetri, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jane, Renee, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Completed: No Word count: 198044
[Report This] Published: April 06, 2010 Updated: April 14, 2011


Suspicions 1


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Geeky Bella has a theory. She suspects that popular Edward Cullen is not who he claims to be. Being one not to let things go, she decides to investigate. Are her crazy speculations true or will she be left feeling foolish? Most importantly, how far is she willing to go to prove herself accurate? OOC


Huge thanks to palewhite_n_icecold, babistarr and writegina2 for their awesome banners!


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Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Mike
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: No Word count: 77833
[Report This] Published: May 10, 2010 Updated: April 09, 2011

Parachute by KitsuShel Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1967]


After finding a child abandoned on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him as her own. What happens to their lives when his biological family is finally found?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Other Character
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes Word count: 146076
[Report This] Published: June 20, 2010 Updated: February 04, 2011


Small Fair

Bella is a family attorney & Edward seeks her help. Friendship abounds, maybe more? AH, AU, OOC,

Rated M for later, they are adults & will do adult things!

Canon Couples 

My BFF is Twitter: Mrs_Robward

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Other Character
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 18 Completed: Yes Word count: 92216
[Report This] Published: October 31, 2009 Updated: December 27, 2010

A Betting Man by mybluesky Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2594]

A Betting Man 

Now Complete!

Just two weeks before her best friend's wedding Bella gets dumped by boyfriend James when she refuses to give him what he wants. The next night she discovers he's made a bet with gorgeous pal Edward Cullen that he can't bed her. She brilliantly decides to string Edward along for a few weeks...and subsequently land herself a hot date for the wedding. Things soon get very interesting...


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 34 Completed: Yes Word count: 166948
[Report This] Published: December 08, 2009 Updated: September 13, 2010

Guarding Edward by katmom Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1577]

  Guarding Edward


A stalker is trying to get close to Edward Masen, a green-eyed 24 year old concert pianist.

 He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe from the one who is hunting him.

 Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company.  She's also a 110 year old vampire.





Story that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy!

Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Ben, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Irina, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Mike, Other Character, Rosalie, Tyler
Series: None
Chapters: 48 Completed: Yes Word count: 200265
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2009 Updated: August 30, 2010


Bella has grown from an orphaned sixteen year old raised by her older brother Emmett and his friends affectionately known as ‘her boys’, to an up and coming first year medical intern. When a day in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Eventual Canon pairings. Rated 'NC-17' for strong language, lemons.


Newest fanmade banner that I thought was cool and had to add by Twilighted's ebonyy:



Outtakes Now posting on Twilighted.  This banner by yours truly :)

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett
Series: None
Chapters: 71 Completed: Yes Word count: 482203
[Report This] Published: September 17, 2009 Updated: March 22, 2010

The List by Laura Cullen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13662]

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they're happily married. She's surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought...

Story contains mature themes and is not intended for younger readers.

Thanks to Mandi, aka m81170, for the great banner!

Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 187877
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2008 Updated: March 19, 2010

On Our Way by Alverdine Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 435]

A long and tiresome journey and a wrongly booked ticket later, Bella Swan finds herself sitting next to renowned actor Edward Cullen and learns that whether flying coach or first class, karma gets her way.


“Well… that’s embarrassing.” I looked up in the direction of the male voice that was responsible for the comment and nearly died. Nearly. Instead, I shrieked and flung my glass of champagne right in the lap of the owner. I was clearly hallucinating, because the man sitting next to me could not possibly be… I closed my eyes and opened them again. But he was still there a slightly uncomfortable look on his beautiful face as he retrieved my glass from his lap and inspected the damage to his trousers.

“This is a new reaction,” he mumbled all the while I gaped at him and glanced at the magazine checking whether he had jumped out of it. But Edward Cullen was still gazing at me from the page, his eyes hypnotising and in addition the exact - slightly displeased - replica (with perhaps a bit more facial hair, and clothes) was undeniably sitting in the chair next to me.

“I’m so sorry!” I finally managed to croak out when I remembered how to speak. Before I could thoroughly think it through I grabbed a napkin from my backpack and dove to dab his pants. He was not the only one who jumped up as my hand came into contact with his crotch.

“I got it,” he said louder than I had heard him speak so far. For a moment he cast me an exasperated look and I almost felt the need to ensure him I was not trying to feel him up. He held up his hand as a stop sign and snatched the napkin from my hand, still hovering over him. I wasn’t sure whether he was mad or embarrassed. I was too busy trying to sink through my chair in shame.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No Word count: 82552
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2009 Updated: January 31, 2010

Geek Love by SassenachWench Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1230]

Edward and Bella are web geeks, friends, and colleagues. He kicks ass at code, she kicks ass at Nerf wars.

A serious case of social retardation prevents Edward from going after the woman of his dreams. Can Edward overcome his inability to communicate in order to help Bella, whose dark past threatens her future happiness?

Humor, healing, romance, and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story.

"...a funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more."
~Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.

Geek Love by SassenachWench


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: Geekward and Nerdella
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes Word count: 79448
[Report This] Published: August 22, 2009 Updated: January 03, 2010


Dr. Edward Cullen and Nurse Bella Swan trade barbs and innuendo on a nightly basis in the Pediatric ICU. Just how far will they go after several post-call rounds of tequila shots? Second place winner in Algonquinrt's Parkaward contest.


J. Beta: Aerosoldoc

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Jasper
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 9139
[Report This] Published: December 06, 2009 Updated: December 06, 2009


Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. In fact, that's exactly what makes sex with him so damn good.

Rated a hard NC17 for one long lemon. COMPLETE. AH, AU, E/B.

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes Word count: 42784
[Report This] Published: October 16, 2009 Updated: November 29, 2009


Edward Cullen is Big Man on Campus at his high school in Port Angeles. Bella Swan is a quiet, sarcastic, marches-to-the-beat-of-her-own-drummer girl at Forks High. A part-time job brings them together, and an unlikely friendship and surprising feelings develop. Neither is brave enough to do anything about it, however, and they part ways when Edward heads off to college. Their paths cross again after a year of no contact, and Edward is determined to not only rekindle their friendship, but to man up and actually do something about his ever-present feelings for Bella.

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Banner by the brilliant Anne Cullen

Come visit over on the forums!

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: No Word count: 144739

[Report This] Published: April 02, 2009 Updated: October 08, 2009

Summary: Feature

He's a young but jaded keyboard player writing lyrics for his band, Breaking Dawn, and she's a naive and frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide on-line.
What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

OOC, canon at heart.
Banner by FatApolloLove

Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Series: None
Chapters: 37 Completed: Yes Word count: 146168
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2009 Updated: August 27, 2009


Bella Swan was your average woman working for a publishing company. She was certain that she was destined to be alone for eternity, much to her mother's dismay. However, two very different yet very similar men happen to walk into her life and change everything.



Hilarity and sex ensue. Loosely based on the movie, "Bridget Jones’s Diary".

An awesome collaboration between XShear (Seducing Edward, Unknown & Smut Series) and kARLOTITA09 (Forever is Where We Meet).

Banner made by MrsC.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Lauren, Renee, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: Yes Word count: 132703
[Report This] Published: October 18, 2008 Updated: August 16, 2009

Persistence Pays Off by Twitch Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 446]

Bella's having a bad day. Edward's the telemarketer who so happens to cross her path on that day. How does Edward react when Bella gives him a piece of her mind?


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AU/AH, all canon couples. Varying POV between Edward and Bella.

Fantastic banner by Danger_Magnet

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, James, Jasper, Laurent, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Word count: 48348
Comments: I love it!  The humor and banter is wonderful and I find myself trying to imagine what line or scene the comic will depict as I'm reading.  Very entertaining!  Please update soon!

[Report This] Published: March 14, 2009 Updated: June 16, 2009


Marve's Edward meets Wish_girl's Bella in high school. Hilarity and hijinks ensue.


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Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 88732
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2008 Updated: December 14, 2008

Multiples by calahmarie Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 73]

Bella's feeling a little frustrated, and calls Edward up for some relief.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7241
[Report This] Published: September 13, 2008 Updated: September 14, 2008


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