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Penname: lovingrobpatz [ Contact]
Real name: Yolimar Alamo
Status: Member
Member Since: September 19, 2009
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Beta-reader: No
I'm 27 yrs old with 3 kids and i'm in love with rob!!! My poor husband suffers my post readings emotions everytime i read one of the fanfics!!! He loves it. I read the Twilight Saga ten times each, and I just can't get enough of them!!!!
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Summary: 
Robert Pattinson is twenty five years old and a solid A-list international star. He is on the last leg of a European promotional tour for his latest film, when he meets a sexy much older woman who has been hired to serve as his language interpreter. What will develop during their travels throughout Spain, Italy, England, France and America? Will this older woman teach Rob about love and lust or will he have something to teach her? Lots of ripe, juicy, delicious lemons and possibly other fruit, I promise.
Finalist for best RPF in the 2010 Faithful Shipper Awards
Winner for Best Comedy—Reality Rebellion Awards 2010
Winner for Best First Kiss—Reality Rebellion Awards 2010
2nd Place for Best Original Character—Marisa, Most Original Plot, Best One Liner—“Your scent is still all over my fingers. It’s driving me to distraction.”
Finalist for best RPF in the 2011 Faithful Shipper Awards
Thanks so much to all those who voted for OTI!
Banner created by the wonderfully talented DreamySims1
Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 43 Completed: No
Word count: 289023
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2009 Updated: August 04, 2012
Summary: 
Bella takes a vacation to Hilton Head Island in South Carolina to meet Alice's new boyfriend, Jasper. Rosalie and Emmett come along, too, just in case Bella didn't feel like enough of a fifth wheel. With Jasper's roommate out of town, Bella has his nice big bed all to herself. Until Edward comes home in the middle of the night...
Beautiful banner by the awesome achelle131
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: Always Human , SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 36 Completed: Yes
Word count: 163211
[Report This] Published: March 01, 2009 Updated: December 21, 2011
Summary: Bella Swan is twenty-seven years old, newly single, and mom to an adorable Kindergarten student with a knack for accidents. On a typical, fall afternoon, she experiences the shock of her life during a casual conversation with her son. When an unexpected revelation leads to the most emotional reunion imaginable, how will Bella reconcile the path her life has taken with the past she never chose? Takes place nearly ten years post New Moon. Canon - AU. ExB

Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No
Word count: 61197
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2008 Updated: November 27, 2011
Summary: Two strangers, two computers.... one night.
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night to relieve some tension, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC. Rated NC-17 for a reason.

Banner by tby789

Banner by Lindsi loolabell
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes
Word count: 132766
[Report This] Published: August 24, 2009 Updated: May 08, 2011
Summary: WRITTEN REWRITTEN REWRITTEN REWRITTEN
After her parents are killed in a plane crash, a young girl is rejected again & again by foster families for being too old. She wishes on a star nightly, but will she find what she seeks? Will the Cullens be that family?
NC-17 for later chapters. Warning" Violence, and sexual aggresion may be part of this story.
Winning Summary:
"I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I make tonight." With that one hope Isabella Swan faces life as best as she can. The tragedy of her parents' death, leaves her alone in a system where her age leaves her undesirable for adoption. That is until one day two people come into her life offering her a chance at hope. The Cullen family takes to Bella like a long lost sister. What happens when Bella is taken from the Cullens by a lost relative? Will Bella's hopes be destroyed? What happens when fate steps in years later to reunite Bella with the one's she loved and who loved her so long ago?
Bella knew what she would say, "Don't you want to be my sister?"

Thanks to Mrs C for the above Banner and my beta readergoof for the below Banner!
Thanks to Sleforever for below banner!

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: Always Human
Chapters: 40 Completed: No
Word count: 137752
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2008 Updated: April 12, 2011
Summary: 

One Bet. One Week. No Rules.
Bella bets Edward that after a week of some raw sexcapades he won’t want to stop. He bets her otherwise.
A slightly tongue in cheek smutathon and my first fan-fic. Follow Cullen’s and Co to see what it means to be Beautiful, Dirty and Rich.
Warning: This story has mature themes from my smutty subconscious. If you don’t like words that rhyme with ‘duck’ and ‘grunt’ please look elsewhere. You have been warned.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: Always Human
Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
Word count: 138439
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2009 Updated: September 14, 2010
Summary: 
Edward leaves Bella, much like the beginning of 'New Moon', however, this time, they are all human and there is quite the twist. Why did Edward leave Bella? And what secret is Bella keeping when he leaves?
Can they make a nightmare turn into a dream?
THANKS TO EMERALD_ROSALIE FOR THE ABOVE BANNER AND ATHENALOVE FOR THE BELOW.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Ben, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 61 Completed: Yes
Word count: 155064
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2009 Updated: August 05, 2010
Summary: 
AU Post-New Moon.
Bella never jumped, Alice never had her vision and Edward never came back. Six years later, Bella is struggling to make a new life for herself as a teacher in Rochester, New York. How will she fare when a very familiar student crops up in her classroom? Will she be able to remain professional, or will old ties get in the way?
Edward is convinced that getting Bella back is just a matter of 'persuasion', but Bella isn't prepared to be that cooperative. What's more, she's in the grip of a dark secret which threatens to prevent her from loving ever again.
Bella Swan is slipping under...
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Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes
Word count: 124383
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2008 Updated: July 25, 2010
Summary: Ready for some fun? After a confining newborn year, Izzy finds herself in more trouble than she bargained for. Dark days lay ahead as she faces new enemies, old friends, a past that won’t stay dead and a future that is alive with more craziness than you can poke a stick at. Sequel to Dirty Dancing with the Devil Herself.

Categories: New Moon Characters: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Word count: 12448
[Report This] Published: April 09, 2010 Updated: May 31, 2010
Summary: 
Bella is a 25 year old Editor's assistant in New York City. She has been a casual observer in life, never really actively participating in it.
Edward is a 25 year old tattoo artist who enters Bella's life and knocks it off its hinges.
Will Edward be able to open Bella up to life and all it has to offer, or will she shut him out and return to watching the world happen around her?
(Thanks to Shug for the AWESOME banner!!)
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: No
Word count: 52545
[Report This] Published: May 12, 2009 Updated: May 01, 2010
Summary: Bella Swan has moved home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They parted on bad terms years ago, and both thought that they had moved on... All-human, LEMONS.

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 36 Completed: No
Word count: 132849
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2009 Updated: April 11, 2010
Summary: 
Fate and Death are intricately interwoven. The thread of all our lives are held delicately by these two shadowed figures. What happens when Isabella Swan and Edward Masen's threads take centre stage in Fate's gnarled hands? Will their thread weave a beautiful story or will they fall to her jaggered shears?
Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Word count: 11394
[Report This] Published: May 30, 2009 Updated: April 07, 2010
Summary: 
Haunted by her past, Bella is broken and alone. Starting over in a new city, can she let go of the guilt that consumes her when she meets a beautiful tattoo artist, or will his own personal demons destroy them first? AH/OOC
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges: Series: Always Human
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Word count: 20367
[Report This] Published: August 23, 2009 Updated: February 16, 2010
Summary: Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin?
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jacob, Jasper
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes
Word count: 88293
[Report This] Published: November 28, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2010
Summary:
Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess without Bella and Emmett decides to get away from his angry, angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will send shockwaves through his entire family.
All canon couples!
Categories: New Moon Characters: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes
Word count: 112765
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2009 Updated: December 04, 2009
Summary: 
A special thanks to NaughtySparkle for the banner!
HE'S SMIRKY. SHE'S SNARKY. AND THEY'RE FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER OF DeNIAL TOGETHER!
Edward Cullen is a well-known director for an independent film company, Masen Masterworks. He is filming his latest project in the town of Forks, Washington. Bella Swan is a baker for her best friend Alice at Alice's Wonderland Cafe and Mad Tea Party, also located in Forks. Desiderata is latin for “desired things or something that is needed, wanted.” This story is meant to represent that state of feeling for both Bella and Edward. What happens when their pig-headed stubbornness gets in the way of true love and happiness? Based upon the Desiderata of Happiness by Max Ehrmann and Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Elizabeth Masen, Emmett, Esme, James, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes
Word count: 151974
[Report This] Published: June 13, 2009 Updated: November 26, 2009
Summary:  Bella, compulsive sketcher of wolves, has not dreamed in years. Unexpectedly, she begins to dream again the night tragedy takes away her first and greatest love. ExB, sort of.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Word count: 119182
[Report This] Published: June 07, 2009 Updated: October 12, 2009
Summary: When Jasper Whitlock and Alice Masen tied the knot, they hoped their own siblings would have the same happy ending. Jasper's sister, Isabella, was at the peak of her career, leaving very little time for love. Alice's brother, Edward, was in the process of moving thousands of miles in the name of business.
What happens when Jasper and Alice insist on accompanying Edward to Seattle while he finds his new base of operation, all while staying in Isabella's penthouse?

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Lauren, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 31 Completed: Yes
Word count: 77087
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2008 Updated: July 04, 2009
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