Summary:

 

 

 

 

Hypothesis: Vampires are capable of vertical inheritance.

 

Objectives:

 

1. Finish knocking Jasper up, for the third time. Why? Because a story is not complete without a parity for Jasper.


2. Knock up Emmett and Rosalie too. Why? Because it’s their way of dealing with the loss of a child.


3. Rebuild vampire society after the war, including the transition to an egg-laying society and the adoption of eggs that were orphaned by the war.


4. Move the Cullens back into human civilization and send the kids to middle school, so that they can learn to interact with humans and blend in.


5. Send Masen to speech therapy with the humans so that he can learn to talk.


6. Send Jasper back in time, with the aid of his time-traveling twins, to meet his human family and resolve any lingering issues he still has from his convergence.


7. Accuse Jasper of being sexually attracted to his grandmother and bring up this accusation as many times as possible. Why? Because it’s the new running gag.


8. Make entire story one hundred percent biologically accurate, despite the vampires.


9. Tell a bunch of Cullenesque stories and make it funny, because that which is funniest is best.

Nominated for multiple iSparkle Awards!

Nominated for Best Drama/Angst/Hurt/Comfort WIP and Best Supernatural/Fantasy/Horror/Spiritual Sci-Fi WIP in the Emerging Swan Awards!

I have now been nominated for Oldie but Goodie Author in the Emerging Swan Awards!

Categories: Pre-Twilight, Post-Breaking Dawn, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Esme, Jasper, Other Character, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Completed: No Word count: 116439

Summary:

New teacher and aspiring writer, Bella Swan, moves to Seattle. She finds fan-fiction-creation-inspiration in the attractive and surly playboy who lives in the upscale condo across from hers. As her newest on-line story, From Hate to Heat, develops so does a correspondence with a mysterious reader/reviewer of that story. Who, exactly is reading Bella's/bellybeans' fanfic? It's a case of art imitating life and life imitating art. A fan-fic within a fan-fic story with all the canon usuals. Hilarity/UST/Love and lemons.

Categories: Twilight Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 59 Completed: No Word count: 399617

Summary:

“Bella, I’m going to give you some privacy. I won’t go far, but I won’t listen either. I know you don’t want an audience, no matter which way you decide to go.”

Three years after his mysterious disappearance, Edward’s final words to Bella still haunt her every waking moment. For her parents, Bella tries to put the past behind her and start a new life but one phone call shatters her fragile new world. Bella must then choose between her new life and the potential heartache of her past.

All canon pairings. NO CHARACTER DEATH. This is an Edward and Bella story.

I'd like to thank ms_ambrosia for the awesome banner!

Categories: Eclipse, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 39 Completed: No Word count: 161635

Summary:

(banner by Jlove34)

Bella dismisses Edward when he returns in New Moon. She moved on with Jacob, and promised Edward that he would find happiness and love someday. With the letter she wrote him in hand, he believes her and moves on with his life, in search of his love. Forty years later, he and the rest of the Cullens re-enroll in High school. Two new students throw his world out of orbit and he’s faced with the reality of the promise Bella made him.  

 

AU after New Moon. Edward is a little OOC because he doesn’t want to repeat history, otherwise, canon couples with the exception of Edward of course. Note: Jacob was a werewolf, but Bella wasn’t necessarily all human herself. Rated NC-17 for language and content in later chapters. Yes there will be lemons but not at first.

Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bree, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Other Character, Rosalie, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: No Word count: 72019

Summary:

Beautiful, terminally ill, Yolanda is abandoned by her partner to die in the woods near Forks, but is stumbled upon by Rosalie and Emmett while out hunting.  The kind-hearted Cullen family take this former journalist under their protection & care; see how she learns what they are and that there really are vampires in this world.  Her story plays out in a way she could never have imagined. 

What would you do if you discovered vampires truly existed?  What if you were offered immortality? What if a chance encounter brought you the love you had always dreamed of?

All your Cullen family favorites are very much involved in this story.  An Irish vampire comes calling to add a new twist to Cullen life. 

This story is mostly told from Yolanda's POV as a newcomer to the world of vampires.  Sometimes the story is told from the perspective of one of the others as they watch her adapt to her surroundings.

Story rated NC-17 for explicit lemony scenes, language and dark issues.
It has been migrated across from the FanFiction & TWCS sites, where you may know me as Cullenfest :D

“Is she even alive, Emmett? I can’t hear a heartbeat from here.”  Rosalie stood there, hands on hips, glaring at me like it was my fault we'd stumbled upon a body in the woods. She clicked her tongue impatiently.

We’d been out for a couple of hours hunting and making out gloriously and lustily in the bracken. When the day had started, bright and early, I’d never imagined it would take this turn of events.

Vampires don’t like surprises!

Categories: Breaking Dawn, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Leah, Nessie, Other Character, Renesmee, Rosalie, Seth
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: No Word count: 109875

Summary:

Bella's discovery of an unexpected gift provokes an unintended reaction.

Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 52814

Summary:

 

Edward, Bella and Alice are drawn into a no-win scenario in Volterra after Edward's attempted suicide-by-Volturi in the Palazzo dei Priori .  Aro confronts Edward to make an impossible choice, with Alice as Aro's unwitting accomplice.  How will Edward's choice affect his reunion with Bella, and what future can they hope to salvage in the aftermath?

Story begins in New Moon, during Chapter 21, "The Verdict," but enters the AU when Aro reads Alice's mind...

AU, but canon through New Moon, with canon pairings.

~*~ warning ~*~  story contains very dark themes, including a sexual assault in the first chapter.  if this subject is a trigger for you, please do not continue. 

If you are a survivor of sexual abuse and need assistance, please contact RAINN http://apps.rainn.org/ohl-bridge/

Disclaimer:  I do not own the Twilight series, nor any of the characters created by Stephenie Meyer. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Twilighted Supervisory Beta: psymom        Twilighted Validation Beta: Lion_in_the_Land

 

Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: Yes Word count: 95553

Summary:

School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.

 

 

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 175 Completed: Yes Word count: 252603

Summary:

Awesome banner created by Amber.

Bella is a newborn vampire that is unlike others of her kind. Changed by James, a centuries old vegetarian vampire who has an unhealthy obsession with making Bella his mate, she flees her life in small town Forks and heads to Chicago. Intent on using her new abilities to help people, she and her best friend Rosalie spend their nights walking the streets of Chicago, searching for people to save, find the missing, and bring criminals to justice. In a dark alley, she runs into Edward Cullen, a handsome, cocky, homicide detective who immediately is captivated by the supernatural beauty.

The two eventually come together to bring down a serial killer who is not human and Bella finds herself falling for the cop and his entire family, revealing her secret and putting them all in jeopardy. When tragedy strikes, Bella is faced with the difficult decision to bring others into her world or leave them to die, including the man she loves.

Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: No Word count: 135869

Summary:

28 year old English teacher, Bella Swan is dreading being dragged to her 10 year reunion with Alice; until a certain social networking site offers her a very welcome blast from the past...

 

BxE, AH. NC-17 for lemons in later chapters.

Thank you to @fallanydeeper for my beautiful banner. 

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Completed: No Word count: 67978

Summary:

After the Cullens leave Bella behind she must find a way to survive her pregnancy. Betrayed by the Denali, where is she left to go and what will she become?

Is it a price Bella is willing to pay?

Every choice bears consequences, positive or negative, and results of the consequences will change the course of their lives drastically. What will their consequences be?

Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: Effects and Consequences
Chapters: 33 Completed: Yes Word count: 96247

Summary:

Emily invites Bella to spend the last day of Spring Break with her. Bella does not cliff dive, but instead, dives into her own psyche. Emily and Sam are making it work despite the fact Sam maimed Emily. Bella decides to be as persistant with Edward as Sam was with Emily. Now the pesky task of finding a Vampire in a haystack. Will Alice's vision be a help or hindrance? Will Jacob follow Bella? Can she afford all this travel on her measly college fund and Newton's paycheck?

Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 30532

Summary:

Messier Object-82 is a galaxy with two black holes at its center. Alice’s life has two black holes, James and Victoria, at its center, sucking up everyone she loves. It all starts when James comes across her scent just a little too early. Knowing that she is his singer, she is forced to flee from her parents in order to stay alive. Her visions lead her to Jasper and then Carlisle, but when Jasper takes off to confront James, Alice feels like she has lost yet another important person in her life to the all-consuming black hole. And when Victoria gets hold of Alistair, will Carlisle leave her, too, in order to save his friends?

Nominated for an iSparkle Award!

Now nominated for two Emerging Swan Awards! Please vote for me!

 

Categories: Pre-Twilight, AU Characters: Alec, Alice, Alistair, Amun, Aro, Benjamin, Caius, Carlisle, Carmen, Demetri, Edward, Eleazar, Esme, Felix, Heidi, Irina, James, Jane, Jasper, Kate, Kebi, Laurent, Liam, Maggie, Marcus, Siobhan, Stefan, Tanya, Tia, Victoria, Vladimir
Challenges:
Series: Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive
Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes Word count: 71282