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Penname: Arizona Hale [Contact]
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Status: Administrator
Member Since: September 13, 2009
Website: http://twitter.com/AzHale
Beta-reader: Yes

Hi! I'm Arizona. I'm 30, married to my flipping awesome husband of 8 years, and ummm...and surprisingly inarticulate sometimes for someone who can't seem to stop talking.  It's a curse.


One of the reasons I love Twilight is that it is such a picture of how we all have the same basic nature (like vampires, right?), but we can make a choice about who we will be and how we'll live. Some of us eat people, and some of us don't. *smirk* It's a deep metaphor, I promise. I have it all *points to head* right here.

Enough with being deep. I like to laugh and be ridiculous. I like to sing and write and take pictures.

And I have two cats: Spark Plug (who my mechanic husband named) and Emma.


Oh...and a couple of twi-fic related items:


 


I hate Alice.


 


I love Carlisle (almost better than Edward, even).


 


...and I'm AzHale on Twitter.


 


Oh! btw...I'm pulling my multichap fics. I know hardly any of you will care, but it bothers me that they've been on hiatus so long. I'm focusing all my creative energy on A Heart of Flesh. Once I've got that under my belt, I'm start posting here again.


 


Sorry. :/


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Summary:

Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward and thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate?

Life is about to get a whole hell of a lot more interesting.

AH/Slash.

 

Thanks to Blueskyshymoon-olgameisterfunk for the banner, and S.Meadows for the blinkie!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Completed: No Word count: 179659
[Report This] Published: October 03, 2009 Updated: September 21, 2011


Summary:

After nearly a year, Bella finally finds a number for the Cullens in Ithaca, New York. A last minute invitation to a reunion bash at Mike Newton's, though, leaves Bella drunk, alone, and holding a cell phone. Will a stupid mistake bring them together?  Can what started with a drunk dial lead to a happy ending?


Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 7709
Comments: Oh, poor Bella. :(   Great start, though. I loved the chapter!

[Report This] Published: August 11, 2011 Updated: September 03, 2011


That Girl by u2shay Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1078]
Summary:

That Girl

 

Summary: Bella told Edward in Eclipse that she wasn't that girl...but what if she was? 

It has been four and a half months since Edward Cullen left Bella Swan.  Abandoned by friends and family, she has been left to pick up the pieces of her life alone.  Desperate and with no other options, she seeks out the one man she believes can help her: Carlisle Cullen.

Set in New Moon and beyond.  Characters may be a little OOC.  Rated M/R for Language, Adult Concepts, and Lemons.  Romance with some Angst & Humor. Canon Pairings.  Edward/Bella 

 


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Laurent, Rosalie, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 46 Completed: Yes Word count: 158902
[Report This] Published: October 07, 2009 Updated: August 01, 2011


Summary:

Seeking absolute seclusion to heal from a shattering experience, Edward moves to a remote homestead in the Oregon wilderness.  After a chance meeting with his distant neighbor, he finds himself drawn to the quiet, melancholy young woman who lives in isolation, too.  Can these two broken individuals help each other to heal?   


Categories: AU Characters: Angela, Bella, Ben, Carlisle, Edward, Esme, Renee
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes Word count: 102835
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2011 Updated: July 25, 2011


Loner by Nilla Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9906]
Summary:

Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?

WARNING: This story will deal with the aftermath of child abuse and rape. If that bothers you too much, I strongly recommend that you don’t read.

 

 

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Thanks to steffyxxface for the lovely banner!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 115 Completed: Yes Word count: 365612
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2009 Updated: July 06, 2011


Chance Encounter by Besotted Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 122]
Summary:

Bella is a young cellist studying music at Julliard.  Edward is a famous hollywood actor struggling to establish some normalcy in his life.  When they meet on a red-eye flight from L.A. to New York, sparks fly.  But Bella has a haunting past that threatens to tear her apart.  Will Edward be able to help pull Bella through, or will Bella's demons prevent her from loving the man she was fated to be with?  All Human.  Canon Pairings.  Rated NC-17 for some lemons later in story. 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No Word count: 163516
[Report This] Published: November 18, 2009 Updated: June 28, 2011


Summary:

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What if in the beginning Edward lied to everyone about being in love with Bella? What if originally it actually was all about Bella's scent? And what would happen then if accidentally, much against his will, Edward kind of sort of fell head over heels in love with this not-so-dull human girl?

This is an AU of the Twilight Saga using an entirely different plot as to how, why, and when Edward and Bella fell in love. It offers a different explanation for what was so special about Bella Swan, why Edward vigilantly enforced those physical boundaries, why there's tension between the Cullens and the wolves, and why Edward behaved the way he did not only with Bella but with his family. Expect romance, mystery, angst, and humor. Dark Edward.

Canon Pairings, No BxExJ, OOC.

This story is rated NC-17 because of occasional naughty language, violence (or implied violence) against humans, vampires, werewolves, animals, insects, minding-their-own-business-pajamas, entities, books, coffee tables, leather recliners, bridges, sword ferns, shrubs, rocks, and worst of all....trees. It is also rated NC-17 due to excessive snarkiness by Edward, references to underage drinking, practical jokes and/or enthusiastic tormenting of secondary characters particularly Mike Newton, Jacob Black, and Charles Swan. It also is rated NC-17 due to sexual content.

 Thanks to Mizra for the banners.


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Eleazar, Emmett, Esme, Irina, Jacob, Jasper, Kate, Lauren, Leah, Other Character, Rosalie, Sam, Seth, Tanya, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 74 Completed: Yes Word count: 1085631
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2008 Updated: May 31, 2011


Getting Warmer by Eiluned Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 244]
Summary:

After their honeymoon on Isle Esme, Bella gets to spend more time being human with Edward as they travel cross-country to New Hampshire and beyond, and learn about art, love and temperature differentials. Newlyweds being newlyweds, so lemons.

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Categories: Breaking Dawn, AU Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes Word count: 159917
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2009 Updated: May 22, 2011


Summary:

Bella Swan has had a difficult life, but she has no memory of it. Her new boss, Edward Masen, is a striking man with a dark past of his own. As their paths cross her life takes a turn, sending her pain to the forefront. Will Bella be able to overcome her past?  Will she be able to free Edward from his?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 39 Completed: No Word count: 137751
[Report This] Published: March 01, 2010 Updated: May 13, 2011


Summary:

 

Bella is soul-searching at a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward’s past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.

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Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 36 Completed: No Word count: 291742
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2009 Updated: April 21, 2011


Summary:

 Isolated and unable to open up to people, Dr Jasper Whitlock finds himself in Forks, WA, taking on yet another temporary teaching position at a boarding school.  He meets the enigmatic yet troubled music teacher Edward Cullen and his group of friends and family. Will they be enough to teach Jasper to live again? To love?

Pairings to eventually include: JxE, JxExB, EmxR, CxEsme, Ax?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, James, Jasper, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 60 Completed: Yes Word count: 421921
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2009 Updated: April 16, 2011


Wishing Star by Mystic_Ice24 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 4551]
Summary:

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After her parents are killed in a plane crash, a young girl is rejected again & again by foster families for being too old. She wishes on a star nightly, but will she find what she seeks? Will the Cullens be that family?

NC-17 for later chapters. Warning" Violence, and sexual aggresion may be part of this story.

Winning Summary:

"I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I make tonight."  With that one hope Isabella Swan faces life as best as she can.  The tragedy of her parents' death, leaves her alone in a system where her age leaves her undesirable for adoption.  That is until one day two people come into her life offering her a chance at hope.  The Cullen family takes to Bella like a long lost sister.  What happens when Bella is taken from the Cullens by a lost relative?  Will Bella's hopes be destroyed?  What happens when fate steps in years later to reunite Bella with the one's she loved and who loved her so long ago?

Bella knew what she would say, "Don't you want to be my sister?"

 

 

Thanks to Mrs C for the above Banner and my beta readergoof for the below Banner!Wishing Star Banner Readergoof

Thanks to Sleforever for below banner!

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 40 Completed: No Word count: 137752
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2008 Updated: April 12, 2011


Help Wanted by jaxon 22 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3035]
Summary:

Bella Swan applies for the job of PA to the rude, arrogant Hollywood film star Edward Cullen.

Can Bella keep her feelings for her boss in check so she can do her job?

A/H, OOC, luscious and graphic lemons and bad language.

A million and one thank yous to Rachel1313 for the spectacular banner! You are my hero, bb!!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 52 Completed: No Word count: 473901
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2009 Updated: March 28, 2011


Summary:

Bella comes to Forks as the overweight, excessively pale, book worm. No guy wants anything to do with her. Edward Cullen is the popular, smart, athletic, honor student who all the girls swoon over, despite the fact that he's never expressed interest in any of them.

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What if Bella really had a reason to have self-esteem issues? What if Edward had a secret that no one else knew?

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Oh," Jacob hesitates. "I just figured the way he acted around you the other night and how you were going to his party that maybe you guys were..." He trails off.

"Well, no." I clarify. "We are only biology partners."

"OH! I get," he nearly shouts. "Like benefriends."

"WHAT?!" I yell, "NO!" I pull the phone away from my ear and press the TALK button to end the call.

The phone rings again.

"No Jacob! That is NOT what is going on between Edward and I, AT ALL, you perv!"

"Bella?" Edward's voice asks.

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 42 Completed: Yes Word count: 128763
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2010 Updated: March 22, 2011


Unexpectedly by edieswan Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 561]
Summary:

He's 32, married and completely broken. She's 17 and a closet recluse. When Bella Swan finally breaks out of her isolation by getting a weekend job in a bakery and serves the broken man, they unexpectedly form a taboo yet beautiful relationship. ExB


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No Word count: 69976
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2009 Updated: March 02, 2011


Summary:

 

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After his junior year, Edward fled Forks High.  Alice refuses to allow him to run from his destiny.  She makes sure Edward won't be the only British Lit student in London by way of Forks.  He will be the only one who knows Carlisle's role in the modern text.

Carlisle befriended a precocious human girl in the seventeenth century.  His relationship with her may put Bella in grave danger. 

 Teasers are posted on the thread, under A/U....

 

 


Categories: AU Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: No Word count: 128849
[Report This] Published: February 03, 2010 Updated: February 23, 2011


Summary:

It's been three long years since Edward left Bella, and things within The Cullen family have changed epically. After Edward's final stand off with Victoria, Emmett is left heartbroken and alone. A chance vision sends him back to Forks, and into the healing arms of the one person he never expected. Why fight with fate?

 

 New Moon AU - Bella/Emmett.

 


Categories: New Moon, Eclipse, AU Characters: Alec, Alice, Angela, Aro, Bella, Caius, Carlisle, Carmen, Charlie, Demetri, Edward, Eleazar, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Irina, Jacob, Jane, Jasper, Kate, Laurent, Leah, Marcus, Renee, Rosalie, Sam, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: Emmett Stories
Chapters: 23 Completed: No Word count: 64433
[Report This] Published: January 13, 2009 Updated: February 22, 2011


Summary:

An Abridged Account of the Sexual History of Edward Cullen, as told to Bella Swan.  Edward recounts a somewhat disastrous history of encounters with women through the 20th century, while Bella grows impatient for an encounter of their own.

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Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Completed: No Word count: 65411
[Report This] Published: June 28, 2009 Updated: January 25, 2011


Summary:

BITLBanner.jpgThe sequel to A Light in the Darkness. Basking follows Carlisle and Bella as they begin their lives as husband and wife. What awaits them in their new life?

 


Categories: Post-Eclipse, AU Characters: Carlisle
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 46 Completed: No Word count: 189280
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2010 Updated: January 05, 2011


Summary:

AU. Based off the events in the beginning of New Moon. Edward did not tell the truth when he left Bella in the woods five years ago. Struggling to make a life without him, Bella finds herself still alone in an entirely different forest. But what happens if they are accidentally reunited? What was the lie that Edward told?  What will Bella do when she finds out?  Rated NC-17 for language and sexual situations


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Completed: No Word count: 119106
[Report This] Published: December 18, 2008 Updated: December 28, 2010


Summary:

Edward is a teenage boy who finds his life instantly changed when his family moves to Forks, WA.  He is intensely drawn to the mysterious girl in his biology class whose mind he discovers he can read.  It doesn’t take long for him to find the truth behind her dark and painful secret but it is already too late “ his life is forever altered by his intense physical and emotional connection to the beautiful girl.   

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My incredible new banner by BeanFlikn247.  This is her first banner!  Isn't it great?


Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Completed: Yes Word count: 120460
[Report This] Published: September 22, 2009 Updated: December 23, 2010


Summary:

Bella Swan, a young registered pharmacist from New Jersey, takes a job in the Forks, WA Regional Hospital, determined to start her life over.  She meets the handsome, brooding Edward Cullen, who also works in the hospital's pharmacy...but on the night shift, of course.

Will Edward be able to control his agonizing thirst for Bella's blood? How will the emotionally wounded Bella react to her increasing attraction to him? Can Jacob be effective as a minor, if consequential, character? And most important, can Serendipitous refrain from the gratuitous use of hokey questions to attract readers?

 

    Huge thanks to the talented and generous Anne Cullen for the banner!

 

 Canon pairings; the Cullens are still vampires.  Edward's and Bella's ages are advanced to their early-mid 20s, to give them more adult sensibilities.  Other than that, the story parallels "Twilight," with some new adventures in line with the characters' ages and situations.  The chapters alternate between Edward's and Bella's POV. While it's not a *funny* version of "Twilight," there are definite sparks of humor in it.

 


Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Billy, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Other Character, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes Word count: 206646
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2009 Updated: December 01, 2010


Summary:

 

 

 

 

 

We all believe that Edward and Bella are meant to be together...but what if there’s more to that than meets the eye?

 

What if there are forces at work that they don’t understand? How will they cope with events that have no discernable meaning?

 

This story starts out two weeks before Bella and Edward’s wedding. But, right away, things go wrong. They struggle with mishap after mishap, all the while wondering if they’re destined to be at the center of conflict and angst.

 

All the major characters of Twilight appear. Canon couples. Lemons in various chapters. This is a more realistic view of Edward and Bella’s relationship before the wedding. He certainly wouldn’t carry her off to a desert island alone, having never even touched her. They would have experimented a bit.

 

Eventually all characters get their Happily Ever After. I just drag them through hell before we get there. No characters die before their time.

 

And I’ve adhered to canon up until the story starts—Post Eclipse. After that, it diverges from SM’s version. So...no Renesmee. No pregnancy.

 

I’ve poured my heart and soul into this story. It took me over a year to complete. I thought about it constantly. For that hard work and diligence to form, grammar and style, I’d like just one tiny thing from you, the reader.

 

I’d like a review. If you love it, if you hate it, if you’re just indifferent and will never look at it again, I’d like to hear that. It’s not a lot to ask. So...I’ll say thanks in advance for the wonderful reviews you’ll leave after you read each chapter!

 

Maria

twilight gypsy

 

  


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Embry, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jared, Jasper, Paul, Quil, Renee, Rosalie, Sam, Seth
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 45 Completed: Yes Word count: 178339
[Report This] Published: October 01, 2009 Updated: November 28, 2010


Nineteen Canvasses by Carson1 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 994]
Summary:

Bella thinks she finally has it all together after a life altering accident, but when she meets Edward, a once successful artist who has lost his inspiration, everything she thought she knew changes.  Rated NC-17 for a very good reason.

Many thanks to my amazing and talented beta xrxdanixrx for the wonderful banner!!!

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Many thanks to the incredible MizzezPattinson for the amazing new blinkie!

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Jasper, Lauren, Mike, Phil, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 33 Completed: Yes Word count: 148145
[Report This] Published: February 26, 2010 Updated: November 23, 2010


Détruit by Somah4 Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 459]
Summary:

 

“It’s all real. They did this, but I’m still here. Always, Bella. Find me.”

Those cryptic words, whispered in a last breath, continue to haunt Bella Swan five years after the supposed death of her love, Edward Masen.

 

                      


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Edward Masen, Sr., Elizabeth Masen, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Leah, Mike, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes Word count: 95630
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2009 Updated: November 08, 2010






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