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Penname: Arizona Hale [Contact]
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Member Since: September 13, 2009
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Hi! I'm Arizona. I'm 30, married to my flipping awesome husband of 8 years, and ummm...and surprisingly inarticulate sometimes for someone who can't seem to stop talking.  It's a curse.

One of the reasons I love Twilight is that it is such a picture of how we all have the same basic nature (like vampires, right?), but we can make a choice about who we will be and how we'll live. Some of us eat people, and some of us don't. *smirk* It's a deep metaphor, I promise. I have it all *points to head* right here.

Enough with being deep. I like to laugh and be ridiculous. I like to sing and write and take pictures.

And I have two cats: Spark Plug (who my mechanic husband named) and Emma.

Oh...and a couple of twi-fic related items:


I hate Alice.


I love Carlisle (almost better than Edward, even).


...and I'm AzHale on Twitter.


Oh! btw...I'm pulling my multichap fics. I know hardly any of you will care, but it bothers me that they've been on hiatus so long. I'm focusing all my creative energy on A Heart of Flesh. Once I've got that under my belt, I'm start posting here again.


Sorry. :/

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Hilarity ensues when Edward and Alice come back at the end of New Moon and convince Mrs. Cope to change their schedules so that they're in Bella's gym class. How can they manage to remain human when their superhuman athletic abilities keep getting in the way? Because people keep asking, I'll answer: yes! There is a Princess Bride reference in every chapter. Some are more subtle than others.


Categories: New Moon Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Ben, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Eric, Jacob, Jessica, Lauren, Mike, Rosalie, Tyler
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 67849
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2009 Updated: March 09, 2009




Bella and Edward imagine how things would have been different on their first day in Biology if Bella were the vampire and Edward the human.  BxE fluff.  And Emmett humour – I mean, really, what’s a story without Emmett?! LOL



Categories: Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Series: Missing Pages Series
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2228
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2008 Updated: November 04, 2008


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