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I'm 21. A girl. I love Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. And cats.


My blog is http://www.happymess89.blogspot.com


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Summary:

 

 

When Bella and Edward meet the first day of High School, he is a chubby misfit with no friends in a new town, aside from his popular cousins.  He meets Bella Swan, a well-liked, if uncoordinated, local with problems of her own.  This is the story of their friendship, their loss, their love and destruction.  Can they find their way back to each other?  And can they survive the changes they have both gone through since the fateful day they met?

HUGE THANKS TO ATHENALOVE and READERGOOF FOR THE AMAZING BANNERS!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Edward Masen, Sr., Elizabeth Masen, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Renee, Rosalie
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Series: Always Human
Chapters: 41 Completed: No Word count: 164271
[Report This] Published: August 12, 2009 Updated: December 03, 2012


Summary:

Bella takes a vacation to Hilton Head Island in South Carolina to meet Alice's new boyfriend, Jasper. Rosalie and Emmett come along, too, just in case Bella didn't feel like enough of a fifth wheel. With Jasper's roommate out of town, Bella has his nice big bed all to herself. Until Edward comes home in the middle of the night...

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
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Series: Always Human , SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 36 Completed: Yes Word count: 163211
[Report This] Published: March 01, 2009 Updated: December 21, 2011


Summary:

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What if in the beginning Edward lied to everyone about being in love with Bella? What if originally it actually was all about Bella's scent? And what would happen then if accidentally, much against his will, Edward kind of sort of fell head over heels in love with this not-so-dull human girl?

This is an AU of the Twilight Saga using an entirely different plot as to how, why, and when Edward and Bella fell in love. It offers a different explanation for what was so special about Bella Swan, why Edward vigilantly enforced those physical boundaries, why there's tension between the Cullens and the wolves, and why Edward behaved the way he did not only with Bella but with his family. Expect romance, mystery, angst, and humor. Dark Edward.

Canon Pairings, No BxExJ, OOC.

This story is rated NC-17 because of occasional naughty language, violence (or implied violence) against humans, vampires, werewolves, animals, insects, minding-their-own-business-pajamas, entities, books, coffee tables, leather recliners, bridges, sword ferns, shrubs, rocks, and worst of all....trees. It is also rated NC-17 due to excessive snarkiness by Edward, references to underage drinking, practical jokes and/or enthusiastic tormenting of secondary characters particularly Mike Newton, Jacob Black, and Charles Swan. It also is rated NC-17 due to sexual content.

 Thanks to Mizra for the banners.


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Eleazar, Emmett, Esme, Irina, Jacob, Jasper, Kate, Lauren, Leah, Other Character, Rosalie, Sam, Seth, Tanya, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 74 Completed: Yes Word count: 1085631
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2008 Updated: May 31, 2011


Failure To Thrive by Julesnerd Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 686]
Summary:

Bella remains sexually unfulfilled after three separate liaisons with “boys” instead of men. Diagnosed as frigid, she is on the verge of giving up on her sexuality.  She encounters Edward Masen, another sexual misfit, and things begin to change.  B/E/AH/AU/OOC.  Rated NC-17 for language and sexual content.

WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS ADULT THEMES RELATED TO VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: No Word count: 149083
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2009 Updated: October 05, 2010


With Teeth by TalulaBlue Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5907]
Summary: Feature

Edward is a 27-year-old alcoholic/addict struggling with his recovery. Bella is a 23-year-old who's moved back home after college. This fic chronicles how they meet, fall in love, and struggle with the complexities of their relationship. Not nearly as maudlin as it sounds (I hope).

Rated NC-17 for graphic (and sometimes non-romantic) sex, drug and alcohol use and abuse, profane language, and brief (very brief) suicidal ideation (although NO suicide attempts). No sexual assault, no cutting.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Completed: Yes Word count: 183053
[Report This] Published: August 07, 2009 Updated: August 22, 2010


Summary:

Edward leaves Bella, much like the beginning of 'New Moon', however, this time, they are all human and there is quite the twist.  Why did Edward leave Bella?  And what secret is Bella keeping when he leaves?

Can they make a nightmare turn into a dream?

THANKS TO EMERALD_ROSALIE FOR THE ABOVE BANNER AND ATHENALOVE FOR THE BELOW.

 

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Ben, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 61 Completed: Yes Word count: 155064
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2009 Updated: August 05, 2010


All of Me by flibbins Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3628]
Summary:

Bella lives to serve her Master. It can be tedious at times, titillating at others, but always, her world revolves around his. Come take a peek at the trials and triumphs in the life of a 24/7 consensual slave and find what happens when outside forces threaten to expose her lifestyle.

 

All of Me

 

Please note that this story contains graphic language, graphic sexual situations and is only intended for a mature audience. The BDSM relationship described herein is entirely consensual, but may be offensive to some readers. Read with caution. OOC, AU/AH


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: All of Me: The Series
Chapters: 25 Completed: No Word count: 109463
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2009 Updated: June 29, 2010


Summary: Feature

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EPOV. Edward is having trouble balancing his urges for Bella's blood and Bella's body before the wedding. What started out as a simple "Practice Fic" has become a retelling of BD from EPOV that lets us see just how much he struggles for control at every turn.

Warning: Edward's got issues. Some dark images and angst, but nothing too bad and quickly giving way to steamy goodness.

Golden Lemon


Categories: Post-Eclipse, Breaking Dawn Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes Word count: 132400
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2009 Updated: March 30, 2010


The List by Laura Cullen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13657]
Summary:

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they're happily married. She's surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought...

Story contains mature themes and is not intended for younger readers.

Thanks to Mandi, aka m81170, for the great banner!


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 187877
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2010


Summary: Feature

Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. They grew up as children and even became good friends. Once they entered high school, Edward became distant and eventually severed all ties with her. Confused and hurt, Bella moved on with her life in Seattle.Through it all, Bella had her older brother Emmett to get past the estrangement. Now, with Edward's imminent return to Seattle to help out with his sister Alice's wedding, Bella can't help wondering what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4369590/1/My_Brothers_Best_Friend

Nominated for Best Novel-Incomplete at the Eddie and Bellie Awards.

http://www.thecatt.net/tw/Vote/aspx

 

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: Always Human , SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 36 Completed: Yes Word count: 247400
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2008 Updated: February 28, 2010


Summary: Feature

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Bella is devastated by the loss of her mother and is forced to go live with Charlie, her Mom's best friend, when there is no one else to take her in. She gives up on living, too lost in her own anger to let anyone close to her. Enter Edward, the handsome teenage vampire, and the beginning of a complicated love-hate relationship. Neither can deny the connection between them, but can their love survive the fear that rules her and the secret he hides from her? AU and OOC, Rated NC-17 for language and sexual content.


Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Mike, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 47 Completed: Yes Word count: 292396
[Report This] Published: February 24, 2009 Updated: December 25, 2009


Re-Born by shelbielyncullen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 391]
Summary:

 

You said you wanted forever.

You said you wanted me.

You said you'd never leave.

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Set in the perpetually dark times of New Moon and many years beyond, and shedding a new light on the story, Re-Born provides a sick and twisted alternative to what was written by Stephenie Meyer.

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After a terrible accident, Bella is changed into a vampire without her consent. Her transformation sets off an unforseen chain of events that no one is prepared to live with. In the end, some just can't hold on...

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WARNING: This story contains sex, violence, and high amounts of foul language. Not recommended for those with weak stomachs. ALSO, this story is VERY high-energy and VERY fast-paced. If you can't roll with the punches, I suggest reading something else.

-Shelbie Lyn Cullen


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Angela, Aro, Athenodora, Bella, Billy, Caius, Carlisle, Carmen, Charlie, Demetri, Edward, Eleazar, Embry, Emily, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Irina, Jacob, Jane, Jasper, Kate, Laurent, Marcus, Other Character, Rosalie, Sam, Sulpicia, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes Word count: 40543
[Report This] Published: June 29, 2009 Updated: December 23, 2009


Forever by AwesomeSauce76 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 114]
Summary:

 

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Edward and Bella are recently married, and it's time for him to live up to his promise and change her. However, what would happen if his venom had a slightly different effect on her? How will Edward handle Bella in the throes of the most powerful aphrodisiac in the world? (EPOV, Written for The Fandom Gives Back Auction)


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 12674
[Report This] Published: December 23, 2009 Updated: December 23, 2009


Summary:

 

When Charlie catches Bella and Edward in a compromising position how will he react?

What tactics will Edward and Bella have to resort to in order to get time alone together again?

 

Thanks Mandi for the banner!


Categories: Twilight Characters: Bella, Charlie, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 43 Completed: Yes Word count: 134267
[Report This] Published: November 16, 2008 Updated: December 07, 2009


Summary:

 

stories/2326/images/gonebanner.jpgWhat if the wolf pack hadn't interrupted Laurent before he bit Bella?  This is the story of Bella being changed despite Edward leaving her to prevent it from happening.

Rated for later chapters.  Just like in New Moon, Edward will make an appearance eventually!

 


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Embry, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Laurent, Quil, Rosalie, Sam, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes Word count: 71429
[Report This] Published: December 09, 2008 Updated: November 24, 2009


Summary:

Sometimes it takes years to fall in love at first sight; just ask Edward and Bella, who set off sparks as opposites who attract and have a one-flight stand from LA to New York. When the trip's over, they are too - or so they think.  Join them in their journey over the course of seven years as they continue to meet at the most unexpected times, and progress from acquaintances to close friends to...lovers?

 

Thanks to Maximista for the banner.

OOC, canon pairings, rated NC-17 rating for language and lemony goodness!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Word count: 35895
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2009 Updated: November 17, 2009


Summary:

Edward over hears a very juicy secret regarding his younger sister, Alice.  The plot to blackmail Alice in order to get closer to her best friend, Bella, forms in his mind, but doesn't exactly pan out the way he wants it to.  Rated for Edward's foul mouth and the sprinkles of lemonade with the eventual lemon.

 

Thank you so much for the banner Selita!  You rock my socks!!

The Virgin Swan and the Cullen Intuition Banner

michelleab09 from ff.net made me this fantastic banner!!! 

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michelleab09 is at it again with another lovely banner for the waterfall!!

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The lovely Selita made this blinkie for me! I'm so very proud of it! :D :D

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes Word count: 119037
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2009 Updated: November 11, 2009


Summary:

Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!

They must keep their love a secret from everyone. Especially the ones they're married to.

Entry for The "I Love 80’s Music" NaughtyHeels Anonymous One-shot Contest

E/B, O/S, Rated: NC-17 for a reason, kiddies.

One-shot to be continued as a multi-chaptered story with the title, "Anhelo Amarte". Look out for in May of 2010.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 9082
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2009 Updated: November 05, 2009


Summary:

Entry for "Les Femmes Noires" Challenge

Post-Breaking Dawn. EPOV. One-Shot.

"We have tomorrow, and the next day, and the next..."

The consequences of forever.

 

 


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 12517
[Report This] Published: October 05, 2009 Updated: October 25, 2009


Summary:

Thanks to all of you who voted with your dark hearts:

When Edward reneges on his promise to 'try' and changes Bella without testing the sexual waters, she emerges revamped bloodthirsty, bitter, and bitchy. The Cullens reap the rewards of her perpetual PMS in lethal, dead funny,and disgusting ways. Don't mess with the Virgin Vamp!


Categories: Post-Eclipse, AU Characters: Bella, Demetri, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 12430
[Report This] Published: October 22, 2009 Updated: October 22, 2009


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Banner Credit: Touchstone

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Isabella Swan, infamous rich girl from SoCal, meets Edward Cullen, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an unfortunate accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation while gradually unearthing--and sometimes running from--one another's secrets.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: No Word count: 47619
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2009 Updated: October 03, 2009


Unplanned - Oneshot by jennde Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 187]
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Edward Cullen has plans, and he's going to stick to them. Then Bella Swan comes to town and makes him realize that sometimes life doesn't always turn out like you thought it would. Third place and Judges' Award winner in Ninapolitan's DILF contest.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 10719
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2009 Updated: September 26, 2009


Summary:

When Edward receives devastating news of Bella he isn't strong enough to stay by her side. Though he regrets his defection he realizes its too late. Until she agrees to meet him. 


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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5067
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2009 Updated: August 09, 2009


Life Support by Trinity Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 17]
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Eight months after the death of her fiance, Bella finds herself meeting and spending time with his childhood best friend and dealing with conflicting feelings. Will she find the courage to open her heart once more? Can two people find love through mutual grief?

 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4646
[Report This] Published: July 21, 2009 Updated: August 08, 2009


Summary:

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This is an AU but NOT completely OOC story that came to me. It would take place before Breaking Dawn. Edward gets the chance to be human for 24 hours. What will he do? How will Bella react? The rating is necessary because I think you can guess some things.


Categories: Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes Word count: 14057
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2009 Updated: July 29, 2009






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