Edward Cullen is used to getting everything he wants. Good looking, wealthy, and charming, NYC's most reputable playboy doesn't take "no" for an answer. Then he meets Isabella Swan and all bets are off ... Except for one. 

Alternate universe, all-human, canon pairs. 

Graphic sex, adult themes, lemony goodness, language, a dash of angst, and some good old-fashioned romance. 

Edroar the Angry Lion, frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast?   AH/AU OOC 

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program proves unsafe, Emmett has Bella pose as his brother Edward's fiancée. ExB. AU/AH.

Edward Cullen's life revolved around his casino. He thought he had it all. She would prove him wrong.

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Isabella is a handmaid to Princess Jessica, Daughter of King Aro. When a knight from a neighboring kingdom wins his choice of bride, Sir Edward bypasses the princess and claims the handmaid instead. Isabella suddenly finds herself married to a man she does not know, and is tossed into the middle of political plots and scheming nobles. Her life is further turned upside down when she is unable to give her husband the one thing he must have.

"This is the hour of Forks' revenge. Volterra will fall to us for Aro's actions against your Queen, and no one – no one – who fights for Volterra will survive. We will not stop until every wall, every tower, every single structure in all of Volterra has been razed."

Living amongst the rolling vineyards and lush landscape has been Bella’s dream. So why is she so plagued when a certain mystery man-about-town eludes her? Rated M. B/E. AH.

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A jilted bride and a jilted groom decide to go on their respective honeymoons.  When fate brings them together at the same resort in the Bahamas, how much will they have in common besides broken hearts?  Can you start over on your honeymoon?  What do they each bring to the table?  It all starts with a white bikini…where will it end?

AH/Canon couples.  NC-17 for a reason (I mean, it’s me for crap’s sakes!).  Language (again, it’s me).  Shifting perspectives, and unusual twists.  Who doesn’t love a beach getaway?

Isabella Swan disappeared at the age of seven. Now, a decade later, our favorite little danger magnet is back home. With a mysterious past and a whole lot of secrets, Forks will never be normal again... not that it really was in the first place.  

Pairings: cannon

Badass/Supernatural Bella

Will contain elements of Maximum Ride  

The Angel Experiment..

That's what the Lab Techs had called it. It was the project that I had been slated for. I would be one of GenTech's few successes and the only member of the Angel Experiment to survive Project Lucifer, one of the lucky ones.

Or unlucky, depending on your point of view.

One of the others once asked me "How do you do it?" He meant, how can I go on after everything that's happened or why I keep going when everything seems to be stacked against me. After the... after everything, I was never the same; it changed me. I didn't want to be helpless anymore, so I found ways to manage. I grew up; I got stronger, reshaped what they had broken. That was my life, picking up the pieces-just finding ways to get by-or that's what I tell everybody at least.

If I were to be completely honest with myself, the truth is that I just don't like to lose. Ever since they took away everything, I have loathed being defeated in any way, shape, or form. I felt so... helpless, weak, unable to do anything to protect myself much less anyone else.

Living in a dog crate on a shelf...

Only enough food to keep me alive...

Walking through the bleached white halls...

Only enough clothing to preserve my modesty...

I was "G2 X13," reduced to a number, sub-human...

Put simply, it all pissed me off, but the joke's on them; Lucifer turned on his creator... and they were only playing God.

ON HIATUS. [sorry guys :-(]

Bella (22) longs for love and acceptance, yet her fear of rejection keeps her guarded and single. Her craving to feel needed is fulfilled by working as a live-in nanny to Rosalie, who's a single mom to four-year old Henry.

For months, Bella has been secretly infatuated with Rosalie's ex-husband, Edward (29), but he barely acknowledges Bella during their brief encounters. That is, until one night when she bumps into him at a club.

However, he doesn't recognize her at all.

Afraid for her job, she tells him her name is Marie. He acceptes her pseudonym, and feeling safe with anonymity, Bella reveals her wild side. 

She makes the most of the night, but what happens when he tries to find the mysterous Marie?

When Mr. Cullen gets to know Bella, will he still want Marie?

How will that one incredible night shake their worlds?

AH/OOC/MA

*Rated for language, adult situations and sexual content from early chapters.

Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. Bella realizes that they have a little too much in common and is having a little too much fun with this subject. EXB Lots of lemons later.

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After nearly a year, Bella finally finds a number for the Cullens in Ithaca, New York. A last minute invitation to a reunion bash at Mike Newton's, though, leaves Bella drunk, alone, and holding a cell phone. Will a stupid mistake bring them together?  Can what started with a drunk dial lead to a happy ending?

She washed up along the river near his secluded log cabin with no memories. He couldn't just leave her to fend for herself, could he?

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A dark angel visits Bella Swan in her dreams, filling her with lust and unparalleled pleasure, but what happens when the line between fantasy and reality starts to blur?  

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