Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. Bella realizes that they have a little too much in common and is having a little too much fun with this subject. EXB Lots of lemons later.

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Did you read the Twilight series and wonder what it would be like if SM included more...passion?  Heat?  Lemons of ANY kind?  Ever wanted Bella and Edward to have a steamy meadow scene?  Smexin' in the shiny silver Volvo?  Wished that leg-hitching scene in Eclipse went where you wanted it to?  You're in luck...me, too!  Join me and my wonderfully pervy mind as we go through the books, sprinkling lemon drops along the way. 

AU, OOC, all canon pairings.  Rated for sexual situations and language.

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This story begins by re-imagining a favorite scene from Eclipse, in which Edward and Bella are stuck in a blizzard and must call on Jacob to keep Bella warm.  The original scene hints at Bella's curiosity, Edward's awareness, and Jacob's lust, and the possibilities that lie within that love triangle.  This version asks, what if Bella took what she wanted? What if Edward's long-dormant humanity were finally sparked? And what if Jacob's fantasy finally came true?

"Anything I had ever felt, allowed myself to feel, had been only a hint, a taste, a glimmer of that all-consuming heat.  That heat that Bella had plunged me headlong into, mercilessly immersing me in Jacob’s subconscious, ruthlessly repaying me for her months of frustration.  Teaching me desire in one cold, confusing night."

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Life in a maternity unit is full of ups and downs!  

Bella Swan, an experienced midwife at Forks Hospital meets the new obstetrician, Edward Cullen and the attraction is instant.

As their hands touched, she gasped softly as she felt the shock of electricity that seemed to pass through their skin.  Dropping his hand abruptly, her brown eyes wide in surprise, Bella stepped back.  Without volition, Bella felt her face flame with another cursed blush.  Damn, she was 26 years old.  When was she going to stop blushing like a schoolgirl? 

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Bella Swan has been accepted to study at the Academy of Dance in Chicago. With the help of her long-time dance partner and best friend, Jake, she tries to find balance between the girl she is and the dancer she longs to become. Along the way, she is befriended by a pixie-like dancer with a dirty mouth and a shopping addiction, a red-haired roommate who seems set to undermine her success, and a brooding, up-and-coming composer whose music haunts her every step.

Unsure of herself, but determined to realize her dreams, Bella finds herself swept up in a whirlwind of lies, betrayal and ultimately, love.

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Rated for language and lemons in later chapters.

Edward is nearly broken when he loses a dear friend in an accident. When he meets Bella at Forks High, not only is his heart healed, but his soul as well. However, Bella has a secret that could make or break them. AU/AH Twilight with a few twists.

***Nominated for Best AU-Human at the Sparkle Awards. Thanks to all those who nominated!***

PRESENTING:

What Should've Happened in Breaking Dawn

Picking up right from where Eclipse left off in the meadow, Bella changes her mind. Instead of marrying Edward and having him turn her, she decides to go to college with him instead after they make love for the first time. But upon hearing about this, the Volturi kidnap Bella. But what plans do they have in mind for her?

In the meantime, the Cullens and the wolves team up to find Bella. But complications arise between Edward and Jacob who seem to be getting closer and closer to killing one another. They both have secrets that they've been keeping from Bella. But what will Bella do when the Volturi reveal everything to her?

Forever Dusk turns the world of The Twilight Saga completely on its head. It's darker than any of the original books and presents a twist that will change your view on the entire series forever.

It's time for Bella to choose...Life or Death?

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Updated November, 2009

This story is now COMPLETE!

Dark Side of the Moon is my version of New Moon from Edward’s point of view.  Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be. 

This tormented story has been a part of my life for about a year and a half – and what a ride it’s been!  Meant to be canon and in character, I hope you enjoy angsty Edward and his suffering during New Moon.  As unhappy as Bella was during this time, Edward suffered so much more (I think).  So be sure and crack open a fresh box of tissues before reading!

 Thank you to everyone for all the reviews, especially to those of you who reviewed each and every chapter!  Your support and loyalty have been the driving force to me getting this project finished – and I hope it’s lived up to all of your expectations.

Love you all,

blondieakarobin

PS.  As one last thank you, I’ve posted a formatted, printable copy of Dark Side of the Moon at http://bit.ly/2vLHMi, as will also post as an electronic version suitable for viewing on a kindle or MobiReader.  I’m also posting a ‘Director’s Cut’ that includes citations of all of Bella’s quotes from Twilight, research notes, and even funny comments from my betas in this version in the same directory.

blondie

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

Use of the dialog from the series is just for clarity - Stephenie Meyer owns all things twilight!  I'm making absolutely nothing from this work.

Haunted by her past, Bella is broken and alone. Starting over in a new city, can she let go of the guilt that consumes her when she meets a beautiful tattoo artist, or will his own personal demons destroy them first?  AH/OOC

A local radio station runs a blind date competition where the lucky couple meet on their wedding day. Edward and Bella, shy but independent, are deemed a scientifically perfect match, but how does that work out in reality?

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Stephenie’s cut-away during the honeymoon left many of us extremely frustrated!  What exactly happened from that touching moment in the bay until morning, when Bella woke up with feathers in her hair? Did the rest of the honeymoon proceed smoothly?

No honeymoon is completely perfect—especially when the two people involved have never done anything like this before.  And especially when the couple is Bella and Edward, with all their unique problems.

Join me as I explore Edward's thoughts and feelings during his most intimate moments with Bella.  Watch these two grow and learn about each other as they fall deeper in love.  I hope you will agree that I have treated their love with the utmost respect and good taste that it deserved.

In 2026, the Cullens realize that Aro desperately wants to possess Edward in order to use him in a barbaric experiment. Now, the Cullens must evade the Volturi while protecting one of their own as well as Aro's unwitting human pawn. 100% Canon.

Won Best Volturi at Round 2 of the Sparkle Awards!
2nd place in the 1st round Sparkle Awards for Best Post-Breaking Dawn (http://thesparkleawards.yolasite.com/ )

Made it to the Last Round of the Indie Twific awards for:
Best Canon WIP, Best Original Character WIP

Twilighted Beta: myimm0rtal (current) and Admittedly Obsessed (through Ch. 18)

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