Bella, a struggling student at Arizona State, returns to her dorm room one afternoon to find her boyfriend in bed with her roommate. Unable to look at either of them, she moves out of her dorm, seeking refuge at her parents' place until she can find another room to move to.

Since it’s halfway through the semester, there are no other rooms available, so she takes to the classifieds. Just how good is the view being advertised? 

AH - Bella/Edward

Romance/Humor

Rated NC-17 for language, adult situations, and later, lemons . . . because this is fanfiction after all.

Bella is Alice's adoptive mother. Edward is her science teacher. What happens when Edward notices something strange about Alice's doodling and calls Bella into a meeting to discuss it? Rated for future chapters and language.

Bella Swan thought being invisible would protect her from the eyes of the world. Instead, it made her an enticing target for a sadistic predator. Can Officer Edward Cullen and his partner protect her from her unknown and persistent assailant?

A NYC barman views his mind reading as an isolating cancer, until he meets the lonely 28yr old trying to escape her heartbreaking reality.  Edward has had a life full of harsh lessons.  He trusts nobody.  Bella is faced with an uphill battle in her day-to-day existence.  She never complains about the hand life has dealt her, including when a beautiful boy treats her badly, because she doesn't believe she deserves anything better.  AH ExB

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Jobless and troubled, Bella is in desperate search for an occupation. She finds one at Forks Mental Institution. She soon enough becomes acquainted with the inmates there, but how will she cope with the strains of trying to fix severely damaged people? Especially since she may need fixing herself? What challenges will she face? And perhaps most importantly, how will she make the involuntarily committed seem free?

"We need to feel inflamed, but what alights us is what restricts us."

Twilight/Cosmopolis crossover. Bella x Eric x cryptic dialogue.

"They're all here for the same reason, essentially," Jasper says, smoothing down his shirt. "The levels go up depending on the severity of the disorder of the patients." He pauses. "Level four patients are those who are considered a vital threat to the lives of people around them, or their own." His eyes catch hers, his blue deep and meaningful. "They aren't here on their own will."

It dawns on Bella. And she knows what he's going to say before he does. "So they're . . . " she starts.

He nods. "Involuntarily committed."

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program proves unsafe, Emmett has Bella pose as his brother Edward's fiancée. ExB. AU/AH.

Out of great tragedy springs great love.  

Esme is dying.  She wants her only child, Edward, to be settled before she goes and she's running out of time.  Will Bella be the answer to Esme's prayers?

Story is ExB.  

Character death in later chapters. Also, detailed information about cancer and cancer treatments. 

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When a stalker gets too close to rockstar, Izzy Dwyer, she makes a choice that brings her back to her hometown and leads her on a journey full of new love and friendships.

I'd been dissatisfied more times than I could count in the past two years, which probably wasn't a bad thing. Usually, it just meant another long month of disappointment on my part when we realized the new batch of women were no good. We'd found several candidates that fit our needs, but as was often the case, they lacked that certain spark I'd personally been looking for. It didn't matter, though; I always had a lot of fun deciphering through the rejects.

It wasn't about promiscuity; it wasn't about experimentation, although we did plenty of that. Our program was about learning how to find sexual pleasure, adapting to different methods, and finding that one person who chemically and physically matched us to perfection.

 Rated NC-17 for graphic lemons, sexual/adult content, and foul language. Canon couples...eventually.

Hypothesis: Vampires are capable of vertical inheritance.

Objectives:

1. Get Jasper knocked up at least three times in one story. Why? Because it is not nearly as funny to knock up any of the other vampires. And since female vampires are just as hard to knock up as males, might as well go all the way and choose Jasper.


2. Knock up all the other Cullens while I am at it. Why? Because I can’t think of a good reason why Jasper would be any more knocked up than the rest of them. Maybe Emmett would be… but Emmett is not as funny.


3. Accuse Edward of having a sexual relationship with his piano and bring up this accusation as many times as possible without Bella finding out.


4. End in a war between the Cullens and the Volturi, because the Volturi think Carlisle is lying about vampires laying eggs. Why? Because it is the funniest reason for a war I can think of.


5. Explain vampire genetics, using plasmids, in a way that is one hundred percent compatible with everything ever said by Stephenie Meyer about vampires.


6. Explain how vampires can reproduce vertically without violating the “vampires cannot change” law of vampiredom.


7. Make entire story one hundred percent biologically accurate, despite the vampires. Why? Because I’m a biologist.


8. Tell a bunch of Cullenesque stories and make it funny, because that which is funniest is best.

Recently nominated for a hidden star award.

The award nominations keep coming: now nominated for multiple  iSparkle Awards including the You'll Quote Me Later Award for the thing with Edward and his inappropriate relationship with his piano. Please go vote now!

Also nominated for an Eclipse award for best vampire!

Bella Swan was a successful journalist and a bitch.  She craved to meet someone who would ignite passion in her dull, monotonous life.  When asked to interview a popular romance novelist, Bella's fate is forever altered. Enter stage left... Edward Cullen.  A man who comes into Bella's life...and is mysterious, aloof and...bad.  A man who has endured a traumatic past and is trying to regain what circumstance had taken from him.  A man who will do anything to be with his one true love.  Rated for language, bitchy banter and lemons. Bella/Edward/Alice points of view. 

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Continued for SU's Back to School Fundraiser 2011.

Bella spends her summer cleaning houses and daydreaming about a certain green-eyed client she'd like to perform naughty fantasies with.

Thirty Dirty Days

It's going to be thirty days of smut. Thirty days of dirty, dirty cleaning. Thirty days of wild fantasies. All leading up to that one final conclusion we missed out in the original OS: Bella and Real Life Edward gettin' it on.

The conclusion will be submitted into PTB's Back to School Fundraiser Summer 2011 Yearbook. If you're interested, all you have to do is donate a minimum of $5, and you will not only receive my OS, but one shots from many authors around the fandom. For more information visit: www.projectteambeta.com