Step right up ladies and gentleman - girls, and boys!

Step inside the place where anything can happen, no subject is void.

Come greet with the ringmasters of this glorious feed,

Where nothing makes sense, but you still have to read.

We aim to offend with no subject untouched;

We exploit the taboos, the unmentionables and such.

There is nothing mature in this series of sin;

Those with weak stomachs should not read what’s herein.

So before you enter the circus where idiocy is born,

This is NC-17, consider yourselves warned….

Bella knew Edward was paranoid when it came to her safety, she just didn't know how paranoid he could be. 

"Missile. Proof. Glass," I repeated slowly, my hands still on my hips as I glared up at him.  "Honestly, Edward, what kind of trouble do you think I can get in to?"

The Cullens throw a Halloween costume party and take Nessie trick-or-treating. Hilarity ensues. For the Missing Moments challenge.

Dr. Dover returns! This is my silly epilogue to Breaking Dawn. This is Charlie, after the wedding, after Bella is changed and what happend to him. Charlie's POV

An add-on to Family Therapy - Cullen Style. Read Family Therapy FIRST!