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Summary:

Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. Bella realizes that they have a little too much in common and is having a little too much fun with this subject. EXB Lots of lemons later.

 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: Always Human , SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 43 Completed: Yes Word count: 322353
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2008 Updated: September 13, 2011


Help Wanted by jaxon 22 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3037]
Summary:

Bella Swan applies for the job of PA to the rude, arrogant Hollywood film star Edward Cullen.

Can Bella keep her feelings for her boss in check so she can do her job?

A/H, OOC, luscious and graphic lemons and bad language.

A million and one thank yous to Rachel1313 for the spectacular banner! You are my hero, bb!!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 52 Completed: No Word count: 473901
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2009 Updated: March 28, 2011


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Snarky Film Critic, Alexa Owens, has always had an uncomplicated life which she liked to believe was based in reality. She had never gone looking for a fairy-tale ending, because, simply, she didn't believe that they existed.

When a sexy British stranger sends her a text-message meant for a friend, she assumes that after their short conversation she'll never hear from him again. Little does she know that her life has suddenly gone down a path that she might not be quite ready for.


Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Completed: Yes Word count: 79841
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2009 Updated: July 01, 2010


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EPOV. Edward is having trouble balancing his urges for Bella's blood and Bella's body before the wedding. What started out as a simple "Practice Fic" has become a retelling of BD from EPOV that lets us see just how much he struggles for control at every turn.

Warning: Edward's got issues. Some dark images and angst, but nothing too bad and quickly giving way to steamy goodness.

Golden Lemon


Categories: Post-Eclipse, Breaking Dawn Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes Word count: 132400
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2009 Updated: March 30, 2010


Eddie's Little Secret by jajo Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 562]
Summary:

What's real and what's fiction?

Bella wants a kid with her boss, feels her biological clock ticking and would have jumped him by now if it wasn't for the fact he's a major playboy. Her boss, Edward, secretly desires Bella and, to look cooler, he pretends to be a playboy by fakin' relationships with a harem of eight women.

Where are the lies and the truth?

Alice is very one-man oriented; she has eyes only for Jasper. But Jasper is in a commited gay relationship with Emmett and has repeatedly told her that he sees her as the little sister. Ruthless shark of the business world but dork in real life, Alice has given up. Running into Rosalie and Bella, she develops cofidence and gets a sexy makeover.  Watch out world!

What is make-believe and what is reality?

Jasper is a womanizer who only agreed to pretend to be Emmett's boyfriend to get stalker Alice off his back. That of course, is true, until he sees Alice bend over in those tight little pants...

Telling a lie only makes the truth even harder to discern...

Emmett wants Rosalie. Nice and simple. But she isn't a one-man-kind-of-girl. So to get close to her, he pretends to be gay. But the thing is, he pretends too well. For a year and a half, he and Rosalie have gotten closer, but now Emmett and Jasper's parents think they are almost on their way to having a commitment ceremony.

What the hell is up with the screwy here?

Finally, the guys all think that Bella and Alice are lesbian lovers. Don't ask.

If you want a world of f***ing hilarious mind games, come right in and read ahead. But seriously, beware of the laugh-out-loud mind f***ery.

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Thank you to RoseArcadia for the fab banner!

 

 


Categories: AU, AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Completed: No Word count: 43844
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2009 Updated: March 25, 2010


The List by Laura Cullen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13645]
Summary:

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they're happily married. She's surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought...

Story contains mature themes and is not intended for younger readers.

Thanks to Mandi, aka m81170, for the great banner!


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 187877
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2010


Summary:

Bella's elevator ride with a gorgeous stranger becomes charged when the lift breaks down.  Things become more complicated when she discovers the stranger is her to-be boss, Edward Cullen.

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Thanks to katmom for the great banner!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes Word count: 73337
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2009 Updated: January 01, 2010


Summary:

 

THIS STORY HAS BEEN PUT ON HIATUS. At least until september-october 2010. I am getting married in august and it's hard to plan a wedding and write at the same time. I applaud those who can do that. I am NOT giving up on this story and I WILL finish it. Eventually. Thanks for understanding.

After Edward left in New Moon, Bella changed. She changed everything about herself in hopes of forgetting him. She graduated and moved down to California. The one place she knew she would never see the Cullens. 4 years later, she is now known as Elle Swan, a successful interior designer. What happens when she is sent somewhere else for her job?

 

Thank you to heatherdawnc for the banner!

Favorite review so far:

Ahh... so good!! A perfect mix with fluff and reality, you're soo good at writing that I gets envious *envious sigh*.

Have I told you how good this story and idea really is. There are many different stories where Bella changes her personality drastically after Edward left. And of all those stories I have been reading I think you are the one that has captured Bella's personalty best. Many of the stories have changed Bella that much that if she wasn't namned Bella you shouldn't know it was her, but you, even if you see the big changes, you can find the Bella how she was shy, sweet and madly in love with Edward four years ago. With another words - I think you are the one that have captured Bellas character best.

 


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Other Character, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: No Word count: 69614
[Report This] Published: June 17, 2009 Updated: December 27, 2009


Summary:

 

Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess without Bella and Emmett decides to get away from his angry, angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will send shockwaves through his entire family.

 

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Categories: New Moon Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes Word count: 112765
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2009 Updated: December 04, 2009


Summary:

Bella, an outgoing advertising executive, finds herself in a compromising position with a sexy man as the elevator in her office building breaks down. As she fears death, will this be the final chapter of her life, or will they save each other?



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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes Word count: 55785
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2008 Updated: April 19, 2009


Summary:

Edward is an up and coming attorney working for his father.  He has a strict no dating the help rule at his firm.  As he knows he will someday own it.  He gets a wrench thrown into that plan when he meets a beautiful woman at jury duty and falls for her fast.  He will soon come to find out that the woman is none other than Bella Swan, the newest junior associate at his firm.  Now he has to decide whether to follow his rules or his heart. 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Completed: No Word count: 19673
[Report This] Published: October 07, 2008 Updated: April 08, 2009


Summary:

Reclusive computer prodigy Edward Cullen needs a personal assistant and single mom Bella Swan needs a job. What happens when their worlds collide? Will Bella learn to trust the shy genius and will he be willing to open up to her as well?

Thank you to Shug for my beautiful banner!!!!!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No Word count: 17994
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2009 Updated: April 08, 2009


Summary:

AU / AH Gossip columnist Bella Swan has published something that lawyer Edward Cullen does not like... It may end up being the best thing that happened to either of them. Rated M for later chapters.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 8111
[Report This] Published: January 04, 2009 Updated: March 17, 2009


Summary:

Abby Lawson is just a regular girl who is a fan of twilight. Her father just happens to be best friends with a producer on the film and lands her a role as an extra. She expects to be in the background of scenes and nothing more. But what happens when she catches the eye of none other than Edward Cullen himself, Robert Pattinson?

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Twilight, any of it's components nor do I own Robert Pattinson (I wish) or any of the other cast members. Would be nice but yeah, unfortunately not.


Categories: Other Characters: Other Character, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No Word count: 21887
[Report This] Published: November 02, 2008 Updated: January 10, 2009


Boss From Hell! by CullenLove Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 60]
Summary: Meet Bella- a secretary, stuck in the drudgery of office life. She has no boyfriend, and spends her days lusting after her boss- the confident, clever, sexy Edward Cullen who has probably slept with half the people in the office already. EdXBel. ALL HUMAN
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No Word count: 13656
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2008 Updated: October 29, 2008






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