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Penname: AwesomeSauce76 [ Contact]
Real name: Amanda/foof76
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Member Since: May 10, 2009
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34 year-old happily married mother of two spoiled rotten dogs.
To put it simply, I love the smut. I love the reading of smut, and most definitely the writing of smut. Plot is good, too. ;-) Now mix all of those things up with Twilight characters, and I am in HEAVEN!!
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Summary:
“Son, you are here to receive a precious gift. It is one that my father bestowed upon me, and his father bestowed upon him—one I will pass on to you now and expect that you give to your own sons when it is time.”
“You are a Cullen, and were therefore born with certain natural—endowments—that predispose you to success with women. But, there is a beauty in sex which, if you could only grow to appreciate it—an art which, if you could only commit to learning it—will bring you and the women in your life such divine fulfillment as most mortals never know. It is the art of worship, Edward, and it has very little to do with sex.”
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Word count: 15498
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2009 Updated: January 10, 2012
Summary: 
*Banner by time_lights over at Livejournal*
When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Mike, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: No
Word count: 112401
[Report This] Published: January 23, 2009 Updated: December 17, 2011
Summary: Bella Swan is twenty-seven years old, newly single, and mom to an adorable Kindergarten student with a knack for accidents. On a typical, fall afternoon, she experiences the shock of her life during a casual conversation with her son. When an unexpected revelation leads to the most emotional reunion imaginable, how will Bella reconcile the path her life has taken with the past she never chose? Takes place nearly ten years post New Moon. Canon - AU. ExB
Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No
Word count: 61197
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2008 Updated: November 27, 2011
Summary:  
While hunting one afternoon, Emmett, Jasper and Carlisle stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU. DARK Themes.
Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 32 Completed: Yes
Word count: 158872
[Report This] Published: February 26, 2009 Updated: October 31, 2011
Summary: Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will her best friend, Alice, convince her to accept Edward’s friend request? Or, will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows Edward to be?
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 18 Completed: Yes
Word count: 71379
[Report This] Published: August 26, 2009 Updated: April 23, 2011
Summary: Bella comes to Forks as the overweight, excessively pale, book worm. No guy wants anything to do with her. Edward Cullen is the popular, smart, athletic, honor student who all the girls swoon over, despite the fact that he's never expressed interest in any of them.
Gorgeous Banner made by: JudeSometimes
What if Bella really had a reason to have self-esteem issues? What if Edward had a secret that no one else knew?
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Oh," Jacob hesitates. "I just figured the way he acted around you the other night and how you were going to his party that maybe you guys were..." He trails off.
"Well, no." I clarify. "We are only biology partners."
"OH! I get," he nearly shouts. "Like benefriends."
"WHAT?!" I yell, "NO!" I pull the phone away from my ear and press the TALK button to end the call.
The phone rings again.
"No Jacob! That is NOT what is going on between Edward and I, AT ALL, you perv!"
"Bella?" Edward's voice asks.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 42 Completed: Yes
Word count: 128763
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2010 Updated: March 22, 2011
Summary:
We all believe that Edward and Bella are meant to be together...but what if there’s more to that than meets the eye?
What if there are forces at work that they don’t understand? How will they cope with events that have no discernable meaning?
This story starts out two weeks before Bella and Edward’s wedding. But, right away, things go wrong. They struggle with mishap after mishap, all the while wondering if they’re destined to be at the center of conflict and angst.
All the major characters of Twilight appear. Canon couples. Lemons in various chapters. This is a more realistic view of Edward and Bella’s relationship before the wedding. He certainly wouldn’t carry her off to a desert island alone, having never even touched her. They would have experimented a bit.
Eventually all characters get their Happily Ever After. I just drag them through hell before we get there. No characters die before their time.
And I’ve adhered to canon up until the story starts—Post Eclipse. After that, it diverges from SM’s version. So...no Renesmee. No pregnancy.
I’ve poured my heart and soul into this story. It took me over a year to complete. I thought about it constantly. For that hard work and diligence to form, grammar and style, I’d like just one tiny thing from you, the reader.
I’d like a review. If you love it, if you hate it, if you’re just indifferent and will never look at it again, I’d like to hear that. It’s not a lot to ask. So...I’ll say thanks in advance for the wonderful reviews you’ll leave after you read each chapter!
Maria
twilight gypsy
Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Embry, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jared, Jasper, Paul, Quil, Renee, Rosalie, Sam, Seth
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 45 Completed: Yes
Word count: 178339
[Report This] Published: October 01, 2009 Updated: November 28, 2010
Summary: Did you read the Twilight series and wonder what it would be like if SM included more...passion? Heat? Lemons of ANY kind? Ever wanted Bella and Edward to have a steamy meadow scene? Smexin' in the shiny silver Volvo? Wished that leg-hitching scene in Eclipse went where you wanted it to? You're in luck...me, too! Join me and my wonderfully pervy mind as we go through the books, sprinkling lemon drops along the way.
AU, OOC, all canon pairings. Rated for sexual situations and language.
Thank you to Readergoof for the awesome banner!
Categories: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: No
Word count: 41173
[Report This] Published: January 09, 2010 Updated: November 02, 2010
Summary: 
One Bet. One Week. No Rules.
Bella bets Edward that after a week of some raw sexcapades he won’t want to stop. He bets her otherwise.
A slightly tongue in cheek smutathon and my first fan-fic. Follow Cullen’s and Co to see what it means to be Beautiful, Dirty and Rich.
Warning: This story has mature themes from my smutty subconscious. If you don’t like words that rhyme with ‘duck’ and ‘grunt’ please look elsewhere. You have been warned.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: Always Human
Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
Word count: 138439
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2009 Updated: September 14, 2010
Summary: Now Complete!
Bella’s blood was just too tempting to be ignored. In this version of Twilight, Edward takes Bella on a sadistic journey with his monstrous side. While Edward drags her around the world, barely keeping a step ahead of his frantic family, Bella battles the monster for possession of the gentler vampire inside her captor. EPOV.
Winner of the Faithful Shipper Awards for best Alternate Universe.
Winner of The Vampies, Twilight Vampfic Awards for Best Dark Vamp.
Winner of the Immortal Sin Awards for Best Darkward and Hottest Dark Vamp Fic!
Thank you Lace for the Banner!
“There was no other blood like this. Once she was gone, it would no longer be within my grasp. But if I stopped now, she would heal. Her body would make more. The blood would replenish. I could drink again. The promise of more – it was the only incentive that could have caused me to stop.”
Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes
Word count: 249263
[Report This] Published: December 21, 2009 Updated: August 28, 2010
Summary: Edward is a 27-year-old alcoholic/addict struggling with his recovery. Bella is a 23-year-old who's moved back home after college. This fic chronicles how they meet, fall in love, and struggle with the complexities of their relationship. Not nearly as maudlin as it sounds (I hope).
Rated NC-17 for graphic (and sometimes non-romantic) sex, drug and alcohol use and abuse, profane language, and brief (very brief) suicidal ideation (although NO suicide attempts). No sexual assault, no cutting.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 27 Completed: Yes
Word count: 183053
[Report This] Published: August 07, 2009 Updated: August 22, 2010
Summary:
  It is 1886 and eighteen year old,innocent Isabella Swan is staying with the famous wit Oscar Wilde and his family while she visits Europe. At Wilde's house she meets Mr Bram Stoker, Mr Sheridan Le Fanu, Lord Alfred Douglas and his mysterious friend Mr Edward Cullen ( rake about town and debaucher of young innocents). Miss Swan is about to delve into the sordid underbelly of Victorian sex! Come with us genlte reader...
Categories: Pre-Twilight, AU, AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 26 Completed: No
Word count: 74892
[Report This] Published: September 04, 2009 Updated: July 25, 2010
Summary:  
A chance encounter leads to an odd attraction that develops into an addiction.
There are so many things about this woman that fascinate me. She's beautiful. Classically beautiful at that. Intelligent. Articulate. Witty. She's everything any man could ever dream of or want. Except I don't even know her name.
Warnings: Lemons. Lots of lemons. Actually, more like Mike's Hard Lemonade. Mild D/s.
Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges: Series: The Anonymous Series
Chapters: 10 Completed: No
Word count: 44658
[Report This] Published: March 18, 2009 Updated: June 10, 2010
Summary: 
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they're happily married. She's surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought...
Story contains mature themes and is not intended for younger readers.
Thanks to Mandi, aka m81170, for the great banner!
Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes
Word count: 187877
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2010
Summary: Note from Admin: The blue ribbon awarded to this story means that it is a "featured" piece, recognized for excellence in content. It is one of the most culturally relevant, seriously deep, moving, unique, and important pieces of fanfiction that I have ever read. -Roo, Validation Beta
Bella Swan is homeless in one of the worst winters Seattle has ever seen. When trouble arises, she is saved by a knight in shining armor.
In his endeavor to help her, will he simplify her life, or complicate it beyond anything she could have ever foreseen.
Pairings are all part of the mystery . . .
Categories: AU, AU-Human Characters: Bella
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: No
Word count: 61244
[Report This] Published: June 23, 2009 Updated: March 16, 2010
Summary: Edward faces a monumental crisis and finds Sanctuary in the one place he refuses to look for it. All Human.
This story contains Religious themes and Mature themes: Edward is a priest struggling with his role in the Church and as a man.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 37 Completed: No
Word count: 99900
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2008 Updated: February 03, 2010
Summary: 
All told from Edward's POV, The Acclimation Diaries, chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning to control himself and taking things one step at a time as he acclimates himself to Bella sexually in preparation of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will he snap?
A companion story for my one-shot, “Show Me”
TAD Banner by: falconcranelove
Indie Banner by: AngstGoddess
Categories: Eclipse, Post-Eclipse, Breaking Dawn Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes
Word count: 84817
[Report This] Published: March 19, 2009 Updated: September 19, 2009
Summary: Bella Swan meets a beautiful stranger, lawyer Edward Masen on a holiday in Rome. The chemistry is palpable, the sex passionate - and a physical relationship grows into something more. The days fly in a whirlwind of clothes, sand, sex and wine. After a painful realisation that the fantasy has come to an end, Bella returns apprehensively to Seattle, heartbroken at the loss of her love.
But, little does she know that the 'beautiful stranger' isn't such a stranger, after all.
A surprise awaits Bella Swan in Seattle.
Rated for explicitly detailed sex scenes and language.
Beautifully accurate banner by the beautifully talented MrsC. Thank you!
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 18 Completed: No
Word count: 65735
[Report This] Published: August 18, 2008 Updated: September 09, 2009
Summary: 
He's a young but jaded keyboard player writing lyrics for his band, Breaking Dawn, and she's a naive and frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide on-line.
What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
OOC, canon at heart.
Banner by FatApolloLove
Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 37 Completed: Yes
Word count: 146168
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2009 Updated: August 26, 2009
Summary: An uptight Edward meets a carefree and vivacious Bella. How does their meeting change Edward's life... forever?
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 7551
[Report This] Published: July 29, 2009 Updated: July 29, 2009
Summary: It's funny the way chance events can shape our lives. What do you think happens when one of the ladies of the Boom Boom Room flies to Vancouver on business and ends up in the same hotel and on the same floor as Robert Pattinson? Read on and find out...
Rated NC-17 for language and lots of creamy lemon filling.
Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges: Series: R Marks the Spot: A collection of erotic tales inspired by the BBR
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 16317
[Report This] Published: May 12, 2009 Updated: May 12, 2009
Summary: Stranger than Fiction is the FANTASY story of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's FICTIONAL off screen romance while filming Twilight. I have a slide show of their pictures running in a small window on the upper left hand corner of my computer screen and they whispered this little story to me one day. NO HARM IS INTENDED BY THIS STORY. IT IS A TRIBUTE TO MY TWO FAVORITE ACTORS. 
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Categories: AU-Human, Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes
Word count: 72497
[Report This] Published: June 11, 2008 Updated: April 09, 2009
Summary: An entry for *A Twilight Teasing Story Contest*
Bella comes into her room, fresh from the shower, wrapped in only a towel, to find Edward lounging on her bed instead of out hunting like he's supposed to be. Slightly OOC Edward, but not too much.
Categories: Post-Eclipse, Breaking Dawn Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 4481
[Report This] Published: February 17, 2009 Updated: February 17, 2009
Summary: All Human. One Shot. Edward and Bella in the shower on his birthday.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1192
[Report This] Published: May 13, 2008 Updated: May 13, 2008
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