There is real life, then there's Real Life.

We all know that Rob and Kristen belong together. So what happens when that finally happens, just years down the road? Enter Ever After . . .

A series of one-shots, that are tied together by the moments that make up a couple's life together. Add a few 'sex-haired' babies and some Twilight friends for fun.

Rated NC-17 because you just never know when the lemon muse will show up.

A new series from  jakeward and the shrew.

*stories will not be necessarily be in chronological order. Cause that's how we roll. :)

How do you love or trust someone else when you don’t love or trust yourself? Bella has been broken down & hurt emotionally more times than she cares to admit, and she believes she's destined to be alone...forever. Perhaps there’s still hope of changing her fate, though--starting with a birthday present to herself in the form of Edward!

AH, OOC, canon pairings (of main characters at least), E/BPOV, Romance/Humor/Angst (just enough to drive the story, nothing heavy), NC-17 for language & graphic sexual content. ***slow updates***

Nominated for "Best Emmett" at The Sunflower Awards Nominated for the "Bright Star Award" at The iSparkle Awards (May 2012) Nominated for "Best Lemon (Full Fic)" at The Twilight Eclipse Awards (May 2012)

After a business arrangement leads to marriage, Bella is shocked to find her husband wishes for her to give him an heir. Will Bella consent in hopes that he will return the love she has for him or will she leave before her heart is beyond repair?

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One-Shot dedicated to SleepyValentina for bidding on it in the Fandom Give Back Auction!! Hope you enjoy it, bb!!

When want turns to need, how far will a devoted husband go to give his wife everything she craves?

Rated M for language, extremely graphic sex.

AU/AH. PolySlash ExBxR

Taking one last deep breath, I bent down on my knees and assumed the position that Angela taught me. My hands were now shaking uncontrollably, and I was thankful to be able to place them on the cold, hard concrete. It kept me steady as I lowered my head and waited for the mistress to make her appearance.

It seemed like forever, and I knew it was more likely like two minutes, but the door finally creaked open. It was such a rush to have only my hearing to decipher what the mistress was doing because I saw nothing, but heard the soft clacking of her heels on the floor.

Breathing heavily now, I stared at the ground, nervous as all hell, and waiting for something-her, me...I didn't know.

It wasn't until I saw the shiny black tips of her boots-that was when I knew it was all real. The moment had finally come. After all the weeks I'd obsessed and basically stalked her, I was finally here with her, and she still had no idea who I really was...

"Good evening, Pig!"

Edward Cullen is a 21 year old man who has the world at his finger tips. He has a great education, money, and plenty of women. The things he feels he's entitled to...but what happens when an innocent meeting with a beautiful, but older Isabella Swan at a coffee shop turns into something he never expected.

Will a hot and assertive woman like Bella, who likes to take control, finally be able to teach a young cocky Edward about life, sex, and women?

Thrust into a world filled with pain, pleasure, and all too consuming desire...Edward soon realizes it's a life he can't live without.

Chocolate Brown & Leather Whips summary trailer: By Emily Bowden

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBsINM0Nu3Q

 Teaser Trailer # 2

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20q3OG5zRwQ

College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school? Lemons and naughty language

Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles upon a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. Rated NC-17 for language and lemony stuff.

Bella's life is in shambles. Broken marriage and now a broken motorcycle as well. Until a sexy mechanic enters her life, as does his daughter. Can they be the resolutions to each other's troubled pasts? AH/written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest.

Rated NC-17 for future content.

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Summary:

Robert has two more days in London before he has to return to his hectic life in LA. He has no intention of letting himself anywhere near emotional attachment. Despite this, he finds himself unable to resist the brave invite of a beautiful girl at a nightclub in Soho, thinking it would be a one night thing only.

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A little bit of smut to start the week off right. 

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A continuation of Midnight Desire and ExB's, er, growth and explorations.  The monster comes along on the journey, too!

Thank you to Anne for the amazing banner! 

Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant--albeit sexy--asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway.

Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?

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