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Real name: Angie B
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Summary: Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program proves unsafe, Emmett has Bella pose as his brother Edward's fiancée. ExB. AU/AH.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: No
Word count: 138506
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2008 Updated: June 14, 2012
Summary: 
Bella takes a vacation to Hilton Head Island in South Carolina to meet Alice's new boyfriend, Jasper. Rosalie and Emmett come along, too, just in case Bella didn't feel like enough of a fifth wheel. With Jasper's roommate out of town, Bella has his nice big bed all to herself. Until Edward comes home in the middle of the night...
Beautiful banner by the awesome achelle131
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: Always Human , SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 36 Completed: Yes
Word count: 163211
[Report This] Published: March 01, 2009 Updated: December 21, 2011
Summary: Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. Bella realizes that they have a little too much in common and is having a little too much fun with this subject. EXB Lots of lemons later.

banner done by achelle131

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: Always Human , SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 43 Completed: Yes
Word count: 322353
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2008 Updated: September 13, 2011
Summary: Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world She took the midnight train goin' anywhere Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit He took the midnight train goin' anywhere
After multiple chance encounters can two strangers find their missing pieces within each other?
Or will their past mistakes hold them back?
Two strangers passing in the night, searching for nothing, but maybe finding everything.
A story of learning to trust and forgive, finding a way to risk opening yourself up.
Inspired by Journey's song Don't Stop Believing.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4669815/1/A_Person_of_Worth
Banner by AngstGoddess003


banner by: Heaven's Immortal
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No
Word count: 107099
[Report This] Published: November 22, 2008 Updated: July 10, 2011
Summary:
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for graphically described nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.

Banner by Irritable Grizzzly
Original artwork by farkle
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: No
Word count: 139989
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2009 Updated: December 01, 2010
Summary:  

Bella had the perfect life. She was married to her longtime best friend, had a great job and a beautiful son…until a careless driver stole her happiness.
Edward was fulfilling his dreams. His residency was almost over, he had a gorgeous fiancé, and he was ready to move forward, starting a family…until a devastating break-up and a health scare in his family shake his foundation.
See, sometimes, life doesn’t go the way you want. Sometimes, things can happen that change the course you choose. And most of the time, it takes courage to walk down the new path.
What if that new path started with a tee ball team?
Big thanks to sigh-for-sigh for the banner!!
Play with me on the forum. I now have a thread in the Alternate Human thread.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Ben, Billy, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Renee, Rosalie, Seth, Tanya
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 26 Completed: No
Word count: 116372
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2009 Updated: October 05, 2010
Summary: 
YOUTUBE TRAILER!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_J9zh7ChQQ

Edward can’t believe it when Bella, sitting in his car with him, suddenly starts to bleed. He is horrified until he realizes it’s only her “time of month” and there is nothing to worry about. Unfortunately for him, this does nothing to dissuade his heroin-like craving, especially when there are veritable goldmines of Bella’s sweet blood, just sitting there in her trash! Can Edward really go through with his plot? Won’t Bella notice her missing garbage? How will the Cullens escape detection now?
Find out in: The Maddeningly Marvellous, Magically Mysterious, Majestically Malodorous Maxi-Pad Misadventures of Edward Cullen and the Crimson Tide!
Thanks to SubtlePen for the idea and permission to use it. Everyone should go read her stories right now! (after this one)

Thanks to Mama_Marinara and EmmettIsMyTeddyBear for the great banners!
Categories: Twilight, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Word count: 13134
[Report This] Published: June 21, 2009 Updated: September 04, 2010
Summary: When another realtionship goes wrong, Bella decides it’s time to take fate into her own hands. That’s why a month later she ends up at the sperm bank... looking at the file of E.C. Colab between Sweet Ciccio and shellyfish! AH/AU OOC


Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No
Word count: 53777
[Report This] Published: July 06, 2009 Updated: August 09, 2010
Summary: 
AU Post-New Moon.
Bella never jumped, Alice never had her vision and Edward never came back. Six years later, Bella is struggling to make a new life for herself as a teacher in Rochester, New York. How will she fare when a very familiar student crops up in her classroom? Will she be able to remain professional, or will old ties get in the way?
Edward is convinced that getting Bella back is just a matter of 'persuasion', but Bella isn't prepared to be that cooperative. What's more, she's in the grip of a dark secret which threatens to prevent her from loving ever again.
Bella Swan is slipping under...
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Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes
Word count: 124383
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2008 Updated: July 25, 2010
Summary: Bella Swan is a talented chef who is trapped in her mediocre life. Edward Cullen is a successful lawyer trapped in an engagement he wants out of.
Their worlds collide when Edward and his family take a cruise through the Indian Ocean. Edward is the impossible guest in Cabin 481 that becomes the thorn in Bella’s side. A heated argument on the ship’s stern one night takes Bella and Edward overboard, forcing them to get along in order to survive on an island in the middle of nowhere. They find themselves caught up in the beauty and passion of the island. It’s not enough to keep them together when they must return to the real world after being rescued.
When tragedy strikes a year later, will the twosome be able to come to terms with their past or will they allow the storms they face to destroy their only chance at true happiness?

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Mike, Renee, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: No
Word count: 65639
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2009 Updated: May 23, 2010
Summary: What happens at Charlie's wedding is hot and unforgettable for Bella Swan. Charlie's best man has her moaning and melting everywhere from her father's living room to the coat closet at the rehearsal dinner. But great no-strings-attached sex suddenly becomes complicated. And what will happen when Bella meets someone else who just happens to be the best man's son?

Thanks to Leslie (red delicious) for the awesome banner!
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Esme, Jasper
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 19 Completed: Yes
Word count: 112144
[Report This] Published: June 19, 2009 Updated: April 21, 2010
Summary: What's real and what's fiction?
Bella wants a kid with her boss, feels her biological clock ticking and would have jumped him by now if it wasn't for the fact he's a major playboy. Her boss, Edward, secretly desires Bella and, to look cooler, he pretends to be a playboy by fakin' relationships with a harem of eight women.
Where are the lies and the truth?
Alice is very one-man oriented; she has eyes only for Jasper. But Jasper is in a commited gay relationship with Emmett and has repeatedly told her that he sees her as the little sister. Ruthless shark of the business world but dork in real life, Alice has given up. Running into Rosalie and Bella, she develops cofidence and gets a sexy makeover. Watch out world!
What is make-believe and what is reality?
Jasper is a womanizer who only agreed to pretend to be Emmett's boyfriend to get stalker Alice off his back. That of course, is true, until he sees Alice bend over in those tight little pants...
Telling a lie only makes the truth even harder to discern...
Emmett wants Rosalie. Nice and simple. But she isn't a one-man-kind-of-girl. So to get close to her, he pretends to be gay. But the thing is, he pretends too well. For a year and a half, he and Rosalie have gotten closer, but now Emmett and Jasper's parents think they are almost on their way to having a commitment ceremony.
What the hell is up with the screwy here?
Finally, the guys all think that Bella and Alice are lesbian lovers. Don't ask.
If you want a world of f***ing hilarious mind games, come right in and read ahead. But seriously, beware of the laugh-out-loud mind f***ery.
Summary written by the fab tellytubby101
Thank you to RoseArcadia for the fab banner!
Categories: AU, AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 14 Completed: No
Word count: 43844
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2009 Updated: March 25, 2010
Summary: 
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they're happily married. She's surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought...
Story contains mature themes and is not intended for younger readers.
Thanks to Mandi, aka m81170, for the great banner!
Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes
Word count: 187877
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2010
Summary:  Note from Admin: The blue ribbon awarded to this story means that it is a "featured" piece, recognized for excellence in content. It is one of the most culturally relevant, seriously deep, moving, unique, and important pieces of fanfiction that I have ever read. -Roo, Validation Beta
Bella Swan is homeless in one of the worst winters Seattle has ever seen. When trouble arises, she is saved by a knight in shining armor.
In his endeavor to help her, will he simplify her life, or complicate it beyond anything she could have ever foreseen.
Pairings are all part of the mystery . . .

Categories: AU, AU-Human Characters: Bella
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: No
Word count: 61244
[Report This] Published: June 23, 2009 Updated: March 16, 2010
Summary:  Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. They grew up as children and even became good friends. Once they entered high school, Edward became distant and eventually severed all ties with her. Confused and hurt, Bella moved on with her life in Seattle.Through it all, Bella had her older brother Emmett to get past the estrangement. Now, with Edward's imminent return to Seattle to help out with his sister Alice's wedding, Bella can't help wondering what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago.

Nominated for Best Novel-Incomplete at the Eddie and Bellie Awards.
http://www.thecatt.net/tw/Vote/aspx
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: Always Human , SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 36 Completed: Yes
Word count: 247400
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2008 Updated: February 28, 2010
Summary:

Ever wondered why Jasper and Alice are perfect for each other. He calms her down and keeps her grounded. Duh!
But why is Jasper so attracted to Alice? What does she fulfill in him?
Imagine a world in which Alice cannot see the future and is a human sophmore living on a college campus, attending school. She has this creepy guy (who is very sexy but sadly wardrobe challenged) who follows her around all day, staring at her, with a look of pain on his face.
What does Jasper need from Alice that he can't find with another girl? And, more importantly, what will he and his friends (who are not quite human) do to make sure he ends up with what he needs?
Hint: lots of lemons may be involved.

And Coming Soon:

Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, James, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: The Others...
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes
Word count: 67580
[Report This] Published: March 12, 2009 Updated: February 23, 2010
Summary: Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin?
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jacob, Jasper
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes
Word count: 88293
[Report This] Published: November 28, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2010
Summary:
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K class and the sparks fly. As their feelings for each other grow, Edward has a prior commitment that he is convinced must be seen through. A commitment that is effectively keeping them apart. Are there some complications that even the strongest hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--Each other?
To get to the prize, they'll have to survive the temptation of one another, in this emotional waiting game.
Show and Don't Tell.


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Stephenie Meyer owns any Twilight characters and Twilight plot lines that may appear in this story. The remainder is my original work. No copying or reproduction of this work is permitted without my express written authorization. Copyright 2009 by Brits23.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Kate, Rosalie, Sam, Tanya
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 27 Completed: Yes
Word count: 124914
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2009 Updated: December 16, 2009
Summary:
Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess without Bella and Emmett decides to get away from his angry, angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will send shockwaves through his entire family.
All canon couples!
Categories: New Moon Characters: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes
Word count: 112765
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2009 Updated: December 04, 2009
Summary:
What if the wolf pack hadn't interrupted Laurent before he bit Bella? This is the story of Bella being changed despite Edward leaving her to prevent it from happening.
Rated for later chapters. Just like in New Moon, Edward will make an appearance eventually!
Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Embry, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Laurent, Quil, Rosalie, Sam, Victoria
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes
Word count: 71429
[Report This] Published: December 09, 2008 Updated: November 24, 2009
Summary:

Bella Swan is accident prone and always in need of rescuing. Sexy neighbour Edward Masen is an EMT and more than willing to handle the job.
THANKS TO FALCONCRANELOVE FOR THE WONDERFUL BANNERS!

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, James, Jasper, Mike, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 33 Completed: No
Word count: 100511
[Report This] Published: December 21, 2008 Updated: November 10, 2009
Summary: 
Team of beautiful, genius robotics engineers? Check.
Hot employers? Check.
The project of a lifetime – to create a line of ‘Companion Robots’ who could fulfill a girl’s every need? Check.
But whose idea was it to make them look like the boss and his sons?
And who’s going to test these naughty bots?
You’ll just have to read and find out.
Categories: AU, AU-Human, Crackfic, Other Characters: Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: No
Word count: 66803
[Report This] Published: May 10, 2009 Updated: November 04, 2009
Summary:
When you’re young you’re supposed to have fun, law be damned. At least that’s how Bella Swan, Rosalie Hale and Alice Brandon saw it.
Three friends’ hell bent on having as much fun as they can while they are still young. Only problem is, what they find fun normally gets them into trouble with the law.
Now their parents have had enough and have come to a decision to send their teenage daughters to Boot Camp for six months.
Alice, Bella and Rose are certainly not pleased with their parent’s news and vow to make life very interesting for all those at the correctional facility. With the help of three boys, who love causing just as much trouble as the girls, they don’t have a hard time keeping to their unspoken vow.

Banner by JayJayHale
Characters are quite OOC but the couples are the same as always.
Rated because of foul language, there shall be a lot of it. Also underage drinking, law breaking and shenanigans like that.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes
Word count: 110414
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2009 Updated: October 09, 2009
Summary:  Make your own banner at MyBannerMaker.com!

Awesome banner by cheryy09
Single mom Bella is frustrated with how her life has turned out. She finally gets the nerve to quit her job and open her own restaurant, taking with her some of her insane boss's best employees.
Can she deal with the stress? What about her noisy upstairs neighbor?
As she struggles to be successful, raise her daughter, and deal with the pressures of daily life, can she finally find happiness and love for herself?
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Ben, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Jacob, James, Laurent, Mike, Nessie, Phil, Renee, Renesmee, Rosalie, Tanya, Victoria
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes
Word count: 110605
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2009 Updated: October 08, 2009
Summary: 
Leaving family secrets behind, Bella moves to New York City and, with moral support from Alice, blossoms into an independent, powerful business woman. Enter Edward, the prodigal boss's son, who expects to take his rightful place in the family business. A competition ensues between Edward and Bella; meanwhile the office girls band together to dish out some revenge of their own on the womanizing Edward. Secrets and lemony goodness in the future.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Word count: 22139
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2009 Updated: September 28, 2009
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