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The Cullen Girl by evieeden Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1103]
Summary:

Bella's family is attacked by vampires when she is young, leaving her the sole survivor. Rescued by Dr Carlisle Cullen, she is adopted into his 'vegetarian' family, consisting of him, his wife Esme and their three sons Emmett, Edward and Jasper. Struggling with her trauma, Bella finds herself developing special bonds with each of the Cullen boys.

This story has no Alice or Rosalie (or at least, not as vampires or Cullens).

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Thanks to m81170 for the banner.

Cheers to the lovely ms_ambrosia and CatMasters for the gifs.


Categories: Pre-Twilight, Twilight, AU Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No Word count: 61118
[Report This] Published: September 03, 2009 Updated: March 23, 2012


Blue Moon by Porcelain Mortal Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 596]
Summary:

Edward finally gives in to his desire to "check up" on Bella after he left. He vowed only to watch her from a distance, but how can he resist the force of the love that brought him back in the first place? When Bella's life is in danger again, will Edward be able to save her one last time?

This is a story that's been bouncing around in my head so much it finally demanded to be written. Edward's POV.

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Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes Word count: 51875
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2008 Updated: March 21, 2012


Summary:


Edward Cullen is drawn in many ways to new girl, Bella Swan. Can he do what is needed when his family's survival is put at risk? Will Bella walk away from their encounter unscathed?

 

Better Question: Will Edward?

 

Rated M for lemons & language.


Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Completed: Yes Word count: 70870
[Report This] Published: November 23, 2009 Updated: January 17, 2012


Summary:

Bella takes a vacation to Hilton Head Island in South Carolina to meet Alice's new boyfriend, Jasper. Rosalie and Emmett come along, too, just in case Bella didn't feel like enough of a fifth wheel. With Jasper's roommate out of town, Bella has his nice big bed all to herself. Until Edward comes home in the middle of the night...

Beautiful banner by the awesome achelle131


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: Always Human , SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 36 Completed: Yes Word count: 163211
[Report This] Published: March 01, 2009 Updated: December 21, 2011


Bright Like the Sun by Dryler Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 973]
Summary:

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*Banner by time_lights over at Livejournal*

 

When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Mike, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: No Word count: 112401
[Report This] Published: January 23, 2009 Updated: December 17, 2011


Summary:

 

Mary Alice Swan is a wildly successful wedding planner with a few problems. She's hopelessly in love with her boss, the gorgeous Edward Cullen, and she can't say 'NO'-to being a bridesmaid that is. When her sister Bella comes into town and destroys her fantasy world, Alice is left wondering whether the mysterious and aloof Jasper Whitlock is really as much of a bad boy as he pretends to be.

If you liked the movie 27 Dresses, check us out!!

A special thanks to porche911turbo for making our ROCKIN banner =]

 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Ben, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Mike, Renee, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive
Chapters: 19 Completed: No Word count: 45127
[Report This] Published: March 20, 2009 Updated: December 10, 2011


Summary: Feature

 

While hunting one afternoon, Emmett, Jasper and Carlisle stumble upon what appears to be a corpse.  When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help.  But of course, fate has plans for this man.  Canon Couples.  AU.  DARK Themes.


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Completed: Yes Word count: 158872
[Report This] Published: February 26, 2009 Updated: October 31, 2011


Eternal Damnation by zomniac Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 599]
Summary:

   

 

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(Banner courtesy of miki_hearts_edward_cullen. Thank you!)

His question brought Bella back down from cloud nine. She glowered at him. “Bite me.”

A slow, wicked grin etched itself on Edward’s face. “I don’t think you’d want me to,” he whispered darkly, laughing silently at the irony of her insult.

-

“I know I smelled an open wound, Bella,” Alice said sternly. Behind her, Carlisle and Edward exchanged a look.

Bella scoffed slightly. “Believe me, I felt it,” she told her as she tried to stand.

-

“You don’t understand,” Edward said in a deadly tone.

Bella stared at him for a moment, a bitter expression overcoming her features. “There’s something for me to understand?”

 

-

 

 

“Fuck her!” she heard one of them call.

 

“Oh, I will,” the man above her answered.

 

-

 

Her smile faded after a moment when she realized something. “Oh, great,” she started grumpily, “we match.”

 

Edward grinned lopsidedly. “Indeed, we do,” he replied.

 

-

 

“You’re funny,” Edward said dryly. “I bet you wouldn’t be saying the same thing if you were the one who turned up missing.”

 

 

“Are you trying to scare me, Mr. Cullen?” Bella asked as she snapped a picture.

-
  
"Bella, listen to me,” he tried coaxing her gently.

“No!” Bella shouted, pulling her arms out of his grip. “I never want to see you again. Stay away from me,” she said through clenched teeth, and no matter what she did, she couldn’t stop the tears from falling.

 

-

He cupped her face with both hands while looking into her eyes. “If you don’t find me, who’s killed before, whose diet consists of blood, repulsive, how can I look at you in that way?” he asked her softly.

-

"What kind of man are you?!” Bella pushed and slapped his chest as she raged. She was becoming unhinged.

-
  
“Bella, don’t come,” her mother said weakly. “Whatever he says, don’t come—” 

“No! That’s not what you’re supposed to say!” a voice exclaimed in the background.

A tear escaped Bella’s eye as she listened to her mother’s cries as he hit her.

-

 

Edward nodded. “You’re safe now, Bella,” he told her tenderly as he softly massaged her cheek.

 

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It's cranky vampire Edward against angry, no shit-taking, possibly mortal Bella in the ring. Who will be the winner? Or will they both lose? Watch their journey to life full of drama, mystery, romance, and mythical creatures.

Twilight told with a strong, angry Bella, and a more controlled, bad tempered Edward. B/E, AU, canon pairings, lots of OOC

 

 


Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Billy, Bree, Caius, Carlisle, Charlie, Demetri, Edward, Emily, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Jacob, James, Jane, Jared, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Laurent, Leah, Marcus, Mike, Phil, Quil, Renee, Riley, Rosalie, Sam, Tyler, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: No Word count: 221838
[Report This] Published: October 10, 2009 Updated: October 09, 2011


Summary:

Bella Swan was always awkward and never quite knew where she fit in, but she always had a best friend in Alice Brandon.  Edward Cullen was hopeless since the first grade, branded a geek and bullied every day of his life.  It's years later and Bella has just returned to Forks after graduating college.  She's desperate for a job and grabs the first thing she can find working at Forks Pharmacy with none other than Edward Cullen.  Follow their budding friendship as it evolves into something more, where Edward and Bella discover a little something about themselves as well as each other.  In the end, can Bella find where she belongs, and can Edward find someone who accepts him for who he really is?

Thanks to monamour for the banner!

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Completed: No Word count: 126299
[Report This] Published: January 30, 2010 Updated: August 26, 2011


Summary:

Edward & Bella's Second Chance at Love

 

What if Fate gave you a second chance at love?  What if you had the opportunity to start over? Would you take it?  When an attacker leaves Bella close to death and with no memory, can Edward save her from himself and the assassin before it's too late?  All  Human.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Phil, Renee, Rosalie, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Completed: No Word count: 242564
[Report This] Published: March 11, 2009 Updated: June 07, 2011


Summary:

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What if in the beginning Edward lied to everyone about being in love with Bella? What if originally it actually was all about Bella's scent? And what would happen then if accidentally, much against his will, Edward kind of sort of fell head over heels in love with this not-so-dull human girl?

This is an AU of the Twilight Saga using an entirely different plot as to how, why, and when Edward and Bella fell in love. It offers a different explanation for what was so special about Bella Swan, why Edward vigilantly enforced those physical boundaries, why there's tension between the Cullens and the wolves, and why Edward behaved the way he did not only with Bella but with his family. Expect romance, mystery, angst, and humor. Dark Edward.

Canon Pairings, No BxExJ, OOC.

This story is rated NC-17 because of occasional naughty language, violence (or implied violence) against humans, vampires, werewolves, animals, insects, minding-their-own-business-pajamas, entities, books, coffee tables, leather recliners, bridges, sword ferns, shrubs, rocks, and worst of all....trees. It is also rated NC-17 due to excessive snarkiness by Edward, references to underage drinking, practical jokes and/or enthusiastic tormenting of secondary characters particularly Mike Newton, Jacob Black, and Charles Swan. It also is rated NC-17 due to sexual content.

 Thanks to Mizra for the banners.


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Eleazar, Emmett, Esme, Irina, Jacob, Jasper, Kate, Lauren, Leah, Other Character, Rosalie, Sam, Seth, Tanya, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 74 Completed: Yes Word count: 1085631
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2008 Updated: May 31, 2011


Summary:

Crazy Little Thing Called love bannerBella and Emmett are huge movie stars and life long friends. Bella's life is thrown into chaos when their movie set  becomes plagued with accidents that are aimed at her. She finds herself falling for Edward, who saved her from the first accident.  Is her new savior, Edward, really trying to save her? Or could he be behind the accidents?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jane, Jasper, Lauren, Mike, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Completed: No Word count: 35842
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2009 Updated: April 15, 2011


Eternal Night by Lola84 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 237]
Summary:

Bella wakes up in a living nightmare, with superhuman powers she doesn't understand and one hell of a burn in her throat.  As the events leading up to her death begin to come back to her, she realizes who is to blame for damning her to an existence of eternal night.  Unharnessed powers swirling in her consciousness, she realizes she must learn to control and direct her fury in order to exact vengeance on her killer.  And vengeance would be sweet...

AU/OOC

 


Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 26738
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2009 Updated: January 21, 2011


The Tutor by itzmegan73 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1657]
Summary:

School is in session and there are lots of lessons to be learned. Bella Swan, the newest student at Forks High School, needs to amend her shy and introverted ways and her guidance counselor has just the thing: tutoring! Besides, newbie Bella is probably the only student naïve enough to tackle Edward Cullen, a juvenile delinquent in training. Edward’s main pastimes include avoiding school and hanging out with his lovelorn, best friend Jasper Hale. In Edward’s opinion, Jasper needs a tutoring session of own in order to get over his ex- Alice. However Alice is too busy trying to console her friend Rosalie –who is only interested in one lesson: how to win the affections of Edward Cullen.  


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Esme, Jasper, Jessica, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes Word count: 162183
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2009 Updated: December 28, 2010


Disillusionment by Bkwrm Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 135]
Summary:

Set in New Moon. A series of betrayals has left Bella bitter and alone.

With the threat of Victoria looming, she takes desperate action to protect herself and the people of Forks; setting off a chain of events that may lead to tragedy.

The Cullens' "perfect family" slowly unravels as long-hidden resentments come to the surface.

What happens when those we love show their feet of clay?

NO RAPE.

Don't own, (I wish I did!) don't sue!


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: No Word count: 14475
[Report This] Published: July 05, 2009 Updated: December 19, 2010


Détruit by Somah4 Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 473]
Summary:

 

“It’s all real. They did this, but I’m still here. Always, Bella. Find me.”

Those cryptic words, whispered in a last breath, continue to haunt Bella Swan five years after the supposed death of her love, Edward Masen.

 

                      


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Edward Masen, Sr., Elizabeth Masen, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Leah, Mike, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes Word count: 95630
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2009 Updated: November 08, 2010


Extraction by Ready4Jasper Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 923]
Summary:

When Bella's unit is ambushed in the jungle and she is taken captive, an elite team is sent in to save her.  As events unfold, Bella finds herself caught in the web of this mysterious team made up of elite, and unique, people.  Things become even more interesting when she discovers that the leader of this group is a man she thought had dissapeared forever. 

extraction.jpg Extraction picture by skimmelman

Props to Annamorphos for her awesome banner making skills!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: No Word count: 124260
[Report This] Published: July 19, 2009 Updated: October 06, 2010


Summary: Feature

 

YOUTUBE TRAILER!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_J9zh7ChQQ

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Edward can’t believe it when Bella, sitting in his car with him, suddenly starts to bleed. He is horrified until he realizes it’s only her “time of month” and there is nothing to worry about. Unfortunately for him, this does nothing to dissuade his heroin-like craving, especially when there are veritable goldmines of Bella’s sweet blood, just sitting there in her trash! Can Edward really go through with his plot? Won’t Bella notice her missing garbage? How will the Cullens escape detection now?

Find out in: The Maddeningly Marvellous, Magically Mysterious, Majestically Malodorous Maxi-Pad Misadventures of Edward Cullen and the Crimson Tide!

Thanks to SubtlePen for the idea and permission to use it. Everyone should go read her stories right now! (after this one)

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Thanks to Mama_Marinara and EmmettIsMyTeddyBear for the great banners!


Categories: Twilight, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes Word count: 13134
[Report This] Published: June 21, 2009 Updated: September 04, 2010


Guarding Edward by katmom Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1578]
Summary:

  Guarding Edward

 

A stalker is trying to get close to Edward Masen, a green-eyed 24 year old concert pianist.

 He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe from the one who is hunting him.

 Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company.  She's also a 110 year old vampire.

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  In the MYSTIC AWARDS:

GUARDING EDWARD WON FIRST RUNNER UP IN THE

CUTE CATEGORY:

Story that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy!


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Ben, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Irina, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Mike, Other Character, Rosalie, Tyler
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 48 Completed: Yes Word count: 200265
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2009 Updated: August 30, 2010


Hide and Drink by Savage Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7576]
Summary:

Now Complete!

Bella’s blood was just too tempting to be ignored.  In this version of Twilight, Edward takes Bella on a sadistic journey with his monstrous side.  While Edward drags her around the world, barely keeping a step ahead of his frantic family, Bella battles the monster for possession of the gentler vampire inside her captor.  EPOV.

Winner of the Faithful Shipper Awards for best Alternate Universe.

Winner of The Vampies, Twilight Vampfic Awards for Best Dark Vamp.

Winner of the Immortal Sin Awards for Best Darkward and Hottest Dark Vamp Fic!

Thank you Lace for the Banner!

“There was no other blood like this.  Once she was gone, it would no longer be within my grasp.  But if I stopped now, she would heal.  Her body would make more.  The blood would replenish.  I could drink again.  The promise of more – it was the only incentive that could have caused me to stop.”

 


Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes Word count: 249263
[Report This] Published: December 21, 2009 Updated: August 28, 2010


Summary:

Edward Cullen is an anomaly as far as Bella Swan is concerned, defying all her preconceived notions about the whorishness of hockey players. Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wears down Bella's resistence and teaches her to embrace her inner hockey hooker? A ridiculous love story.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 14519
[Report This] Published: January 27, 2010 Updated: August 19, 2010


Summary:

After twenty blissful years of marriage and happiness as a vampire, Bella and the rest of the Cullens embark on yet another college experience-Yale will most certainly, never be the same. A dark figure from Bella's past pops up-suddenly human, throwing the Cullens for a loop. As they struggle to keep their secret, Bella's past becomes fixated on her, desperate to claim her. How can they protect themselves when the enemy is human? 

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Twilighted Supervisory Beta:  qjmom

Twilighted Validation Beta:  Anne

 

A special thanks to Porche911turbo for the banner =]


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, James, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Completed: Yes Word count: 63993
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2009 Updated: July 30, 2010


Seducing Ms Swan by Rialle Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3033]
Summary:

 

AU Post-New Moon.

Bella never jumped, Alice never had her vision and Edward never came back. Six years later, Bella is struggling to make a new life for herself as a teacher in Rochester, New York. How will she fare when a very familiar student crops up in her classroom? Will she be able to remain professional, or will old ties get in the way?

Edward is convinced that getting Bella back is just a matter of 'persuasion', but Bella isn't prepared to be that cooperative. What's more, she's in the grip of a dark secret which threatens to prevent her from loving ever again.

Bella Swan is slipping under...

ALSO POSTED ON FANFICTION.NET


Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes Word count: 124383
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2008 Updated: July 25, 2010


Summer of Salt by lola_pop Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 775]
Summary:

The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick.  Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other.

Until it's not.

An unexpected guest, new neighbors and a few stiff drinks collide to make the year we turn 19 sometimes better, often worse, but infinitely more interesting.

 

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes Word count: 84353
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2009 Updated: July 25, 2010


Summary:

In the world of the Others, Alice and Jasper have been cruelly separated by vicious in-laws with god complexes, lovely Bella's baby has an unknown father, and the only one who can save the day is Vampward (with the help of an odd assortment of vampires, werewolves, demons, witches and an odd fairy or two).

So, will Edward be able to keep Alice safe from the General's enemies? 

So, will Edward be able to help Jasper and Alice get back together? 

Will Edward be able to get past third base with Bella?

 


Categories: Twilight Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Ben, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Leah, Mike, Robert Pattinson, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: The Others...
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Word count: 23609
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2009 Updated: July 12, 2010






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