When Edward Cullen’s sister Alice dies of cancer, she leaves two things to him: a letter and a list. In her letter, she tells Edward that she knows his soul mate is out there somewhere, and all he needs is a little guidance to find her. Always having had a gift for being insightful, Alice writes a list of qualifications that his true soul-mate will possess. Respecting his sister’s wishes, Edward sets out to find his true love—a young woman named Bella Swan.

Edward broke Bella's heart the night she came home, wanting to share the happiest news of their lives. She leaves but stays in the marriage for appearances sake. After years apart Bella has decided that she finally wants to move on.

What will Edward do when he realizes that Bella intends to end their marriage? Fight for her? Or Set her free?

The year is 1855. Bella Swan is witness to her father's murder and finds herself withouta dime to her name.A strange proposition is made, and Bella finds herself getting married to widower Edward Masen.Edward is not looking for love, but a mother for his daughter.

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Twelve celebrities. Twelve fans. Twelve houses. Twelve weeks. One million dollars.

That is the tagline to the most anticipated show of the year, I Want to Marry a Celebrity! It grabs Bella Swan's attention from the first moment she reads it, especially after she reads who the twelve celebrity contestants are: Tyler Crowley, Rosalie Hale, Caius Levine, Alice Brandon, Siobhan Firth, Edward Cullen, Kate Denali, James Hunter, Heidi Wells, Jared Wentz, Chelsea Green, and Felix Gerandy.

Though the legal terms are complicated, the conditions are simple enough:

Only persons aged twenty-one or older will be allowed to participate. If selected, the person will be notified pending an investigation of said person's personal background. If nothing out of the ordinary appears in the background information, the person will be notified. The person will be flown out to live up to twelve weeks at the private residence of the person they have been paired with. A camera crew will follow each couple on certain days of the week. Sunday nights a new episode will air, and voting lines will open as soon as the episode is over. On Monday night, a couple will be eliminated until only one pair remains. Once a couple has been eliminated, the person will have twenty-four hours to pack all personal belongings and return to their own place of residence, depending on flights available; otherwise, accommodation will be given through a hotel. The one million dollars in prize money will go to a charity organization of the winning couple's choice.

Warning: If selected, for the duration of your stay you will live the lifestyle of the rich and the famous. These people sacrifice a lot of their privacy, as you will have to. Depending on your popularity on the show, your daily life may include paparazzi.

As Bella, who is one of Edward Cullen's biggest fans, reads the above on the official website, she comes to a decision. She has nothing to lose, since she has never won anything before in her life. Not the coloring contest in the first grade, a spelling bee in third, and certainly not a radio competition to win tickets to the midnight premiere of Edward Cullen's newest film. Someone else always won. With that in mind, and thinking that it definitely won't be her who gets picked, Bella enters her name in the draw to be on the show. Imagine her surprise when she opens her front door nearly seven weeks later, only to find the host of I Want to Marry a Celebrity! on her doorstep. Besides a camera crew with him, there’s also a limousine and a lawyer with a heap of contracts, including a non-disclosure agreement.

Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret?

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Edward Masen is an accomplished pianist who is searching for 'the one' - a dancer for his new fall tour. Bella Swan decides to take a chance and see if she has what it takes to prove she's more than what she seems.

In the world of the Others, Alice and Jasper have been cruelly separated by vicious in-laws with god complexes, lovely Bella's baby has an unknown father, and the only one who can save the day is Vampward (with the help of an odd assortment of vampires, werewolves, demons, witches and an odd fairy or two).

So, will Edward be able to keep Alice safe from the General's enemies? 

So, will Edward be able to help Jasper and Alice get back together? 

Will Edward be able to get past third base with Bella?

Jasper Whitlock and his two best friends, Edward Mason and Emmett McCarty, are attending college and living the life, as all students do. Things start to get complicated when they meet a trio of amazing girls, as these three boys are hiding one huge secret...

What's real and what's fiction?

Bella wants a kid with her boss, feels her biological clock ticking and would have jumped him by now if it wasn't for the fact he's a major playboy. Her boss, Edward, secretly desires Bella and, to look cooler, he pretends to be a playboy by fakin' relationships with a harem of eight women.

Where are the lies and the truth?

Alice is very one-man oriented; she has eyes only for Jasper. But Jasper is in a commited gay relationship with Emmett and has repeatedly told her that he sees her as the little sister. Ruthless shark of the business world but dork in real life, Alice has given up. Running into Rosalie and Bella, she develops cofidence and gets a sexy makeover.  Watch out world!

What is make-believe and what is reality?

Jasper is a womanizer who only agreed to pretend to be Emmett's boyfriend to get stalker Alice off his back. That of course, is true, until he sees Alice bend over in those tight little pants...

Telling a lie only makes the truth even harder to discern...

Emmett wants Rosalie. Nice and simple. But she isn't a one-man-kind-of-girl. So to get close to her, he pretends to be gay. But the thing is, he pretends too well. For a year and a half, he and Rosalie have gotten closer, but now Emmett and Jasper's parents think they are almost on their way to having a commitment ceremony.

What the hell is up with the screwy here?

Finally, the guys all think that Bella and Alice are lesbian lovers. Don't ask.

If you want a world of f***ing hilarious mind games, come right in and read ahead. But seriously, beware of the laugh-out-loud mind f***ery.

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Ever wondered why Jasper and Alice are perfect for each other. He calms her down and keeps her grounded. Duh!

But why is Jasper so attracted to Alice?  What does she fulfill in him?

Imagine a world in which Alice cannot see the future and is a human sophmore living on a college campus, attending school.  She has this creepy guy (who is very sexy but sadly wardrobe challenged) who follows her around all day, staring at her, with a look of pain on his face. 

What does Jasper need from Alice that he can't find with another girl?  And, more importantly, what will he and his friends (who are not quite human) do to make sure he ends up with what he needs?

Hint: lots of lemons may be involved.

And Coming Soon:

No more tears now; I will think about revenge. - Mary, Queen of Scots.

When Edward cheats on Bella, she can't think of anything but getting away from him. When he won't let that happen, she starts thinking about ways to get back at him. To make him feel the pain she felt. Hell hath no fury like a women scorned.

Bella is a grad student moonlighting as an 'Adult Phone Entertainer'. One night she gets a call she'll never forget. Fluffy O/S, BxE, AH. Rated R for language and adult situations.