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Penname: Twilightlurrvver [Contact]
Real name: Kathryn
Status: Member
Member Since: March 01, 2009
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I HATE TWILIGHT Wait no! scratch that. Like most other twilight readers i was very discontent with the books and the lack of everything but chemistry (no not the subject)


i think meyer was creative in the making of edward and bella but the plot... come ON!


Oh yeah you might of noticed: I have the most fucktarded name in the fandom


 


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Favorite Stories
 
Summary:

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program proves unsafe, Emmett has Bella pose as his brother Edward's fiancée. ExB. AU/AH.

 

 

Hiding in Plain Sight

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: No Word count: 138506
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2008 Updated: June 14, 2012


Summary: Feature

 

While hunting one afternoon, Emmett, Jasper and Carlisle stumble upon what appears to be a corpse.  When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help.  But of course, fate has plans for this man.  Canon Couples.  AU.  DARK Themes.


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Completed: Yes Word count: 158872
[Report This] Published: February 26, 2009 Updated: October 31, 2011


Seducing Ms Swan by Rialle Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3033]
Summary:

 

AU Post-New Moon.

Bella never jumped, Alice never had her vision and Edward never came back. Six years later, Bella is struggling to make a new life for herself as a teacher in Rochester, New York. How will she fare when a very familiar student crops up in her classroom? Will she be able to remain professional, or will old ties get in the way?

Edward is convinced that getting Bella back is just a matter of 'persuasion', but Bella isn't prepared to be that cooperative. What's more, she's in the grip of a dark secret which threatens to prevent her from loving ever again.

Bella Swan is slipping under...

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Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes Word count: 124383
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2008 Updated: July 25, 2010


Summary:

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Inspired by Taylor Swift's 'You Belong With Me'.

Bella has been Edward's best friend since third grade. Now it's senior year, and nothing [not even his girlfriend Tanya, or the creeper James, or even her own insecurities] is going to stop Bella from making Edward see that he belongs with her.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 53887
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2008 Updated: July 04, 2010


Summary:

Edward is married and devoutly Catholic, but what happens when he meets the love of his life two years later? Will he follow his heart or will he honor his past commitments and stay true to his faith? AU/AH, B/E/T, A/J, R/E

 

 Thanks to RoseArcadia for the fantastic banner!!

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: No Word count: 106373
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2009 Updated: May 03, 2010


Summary: Feature

Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Her answer partially arrives in the form of Alice's older brother, Edward, but as their friendship grows, Bella comes to realize that she may be too broken to give Edward everything he needs.  Canon pairings, AH/AU

This contains explicit content, elements which may be offensive to some, and dark themes.  It is intended for a mature audience.

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Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Completed: No Word count: 256064
[Report This] Published: February 21, 2009 Updated: March 09, 2010


Summary:

Son of a Preacher Man

Jasper Hale is the son of a popular televangelist in Phoenix, and he couldn’t be any further from a church-going goody two shoes. His attitude towards work, attending class, or contributing positively to society is lackadaisical at best. He drinks, smokes, and has a penchant for deflowering teenage girls. Bella Swan attends private school with Edward Cullen, a senior who she’s been in love with since 9th grade, when he moved to Phoenix. Unfortunately, Edward is dating Jasper's sister, Rosalie, the most beautiful girl at St. Mary’s, and doesn’t even know Bella exists. But when Jasper sets his sights on Bella, Edward can’t help but take notice. His initial desire to protect her from Rosalie’s impious older brother leads to deeper feelings. AH/AU/OOC and all that good stuff.

B/J and E/R to start - eventually E/B


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Completed: No Word count: 165517
[Report This] Published: July 09, 2009 Updated: February 23, 2010


Summary:

A prequel to my one-shot Putting Lessons. Edward and Bella have
always been close, but when puberty hits, there's a shift and then a crack in
their relationship. Then one summer, during high school, they are forced to
re-examine what lies between them.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes Word count: 34871
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2009 Updated: January 08, 2010


Summary:

A bored Bella in biology writes in her "collection of random thoughts, poetry, short stories, etc." A bored Edward stumbles upon it and leaves an anonymous comment. The result? A curious correspondence between Mr. Popular and the Queen of Sarcasm...

 Hello there! How's your day been? Is the weather nice? Okay, I'll shut up now...oh, and is there anyone out there in need of a banner? I'd be happy to make one, so yah...let me know :)

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I looked down at my page and froze. Green pen. I never wrote in green pen. But there they were, foreign green words written neatly in the space underneath my messy scawls from yesterday; glaring up at me as if they were daring me to read them. Curiosity overtook my dysfunctional brain as I read the message...

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 30484
[Report This] Published: March 09, 2009 Updated: December 13, 2009


Summary:

 

Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess without Bella and Emmett decides to get away from his angry, angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will send shockwaves through his entire family.

 

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All canon couples!


Categories: New Moon Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes Word count: 112765
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2009 Updated: December 04, 2009


Love Story by Katikittie Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 363]
Summary:

 

Bella spent the last 5 years after high school with her abusive boyfriend, James. Finally she can't take it anymore and leaves. Will she ever heal? Will her family want her back? When she is reunited with her high school crush will she fall all over again, or will she be too broken to let herself?

Banner by Mrs.C! Thank you very much!!

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, James, Jasper, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: No Word count: 39979
[Report This] Published: November 30, 2008 Updated: November 21, 2009


Summary:

"Everybody has a secret...Edward wants Alice who likes Jasper who is really Bella whose brother is dating Tanya so she hates Alice who's with Edward to make Jasper jealous who is really Bella who is crushing on Edward who thinks she's a guy..."

Crossover with the movie She's the Man (which is a re-telling of Billy Shakespeare's Twelfth Night). AU/AH. When Bella finds out the girls soccer team at her school has been cut, her enthusiasm for the upcoming year fizzles under the Forks sun. With her brother Jasper being sent to boarding school, will Bella do something unexpected or will she wallow in deflated soccer balls all summer?

Slightly OOC, but I tried to keep most of SM's original character choices.

*Rated R, mainly for language. Brief mentions of underage drinking. Moments of teenage tomfoolery. (The non-smut kind).

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Thank you SO MUCH to patsyrobinson for the banner! It's FANTASTIC.


Categories: AU, AU-Human, Crossover Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Mike, Renee, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 43117
[Report This] Published: March 31, 2009 Updated: November 09, 2009


Mute by Lion_Lovin_Lamb Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 244]
Summary:

AU. Bella Swan, hasn't spoke in over six years now - not since the day of the accident. She has since sunk into a depression & has grew tired with living. She trust no one. As a last resort, her Mother sends her, to live with her Dad, Charlie in the small town of Forks. Bella is considered a freak & an outcast, by all apart from the mysterious Edward Cullen. Could he actually be the one to change Bella? And could they together unlock the mystery, that is her forgotten past.


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Mike, Other Character, Renee
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Completed: No Word count: 12462
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2009 Updated: October 28, 2009


Seducing a Prince by chloey24 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 134]
Summary:

Bella Swan is an up and coming lifestyle column writer for a major magazine.  She is sent to Cordina to write a series of articles on the Royal family at the request of Her Serene Highness Rosalie.  While she is there she falls in love with the Heir to the throne and is catapulted into a deadly game of cat and mouse.

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Thanks to readergoof for making the banner.  I totally adore it.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 35022
[Report This] Published: May 21, 2009 Updated: September 20, 2009


Summary:

Ever since she can remember, Bella Swan has spent Christmas with the Cullens. Ever since she can remember, Christmas has been full of strange Edward-related complications that remain unresolved year after year. Last Christmas, it seemed like their strange affair had finally ended. Bella is keen to resolve her "relationship" and move on with life. But will her feelings remain the same, especially after she finds out that Edward has a new introduction to make?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No Word count: 60805
[Report This] Published: January 09, 2009 Updated: August 26, 2009


Summary:

Edward Cullen made Bella Swan’s life a living hell from age ten to twelve. Finally fed up with the torment and teasing, she moved to Phoenix. Now she’s seventeen, beautiful, and has a new sense of confidence. When her mother sends her back to Forks for her senior year, she is determined to shake things up.

NC-17 for sexuality, underage drinking, and language. OOC, just to be safe. Some canon pairings, some absolutely the opposite.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Jessica, Laurent, Mike, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: No Word count: 55461
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2008 Updated: August 21, 2009


Summary:

After Edward left, the Volturi came to visit the Cullens at Aro's request. They are shocked to find them gone and Bella fully aware of their world. What will happen once the Cullens find out Bella has been taken? Before Jacob. B/E

 

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Banner by the very talented porche911turbo


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Completed: No Word count: 60849
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2009 Updated: August 18, 2009


Summary:

 

After Edward left Bella in New Moon, she continued to live the pieces of her life that lay intact. Her relationship with Jacob blossomed, she graduated Forks High, and then went on to experience her first year of college. 

However, when she arrives home for summer break, she's confronted by a revengeful Victoria and attacked. The werewolves arrive in time to fend off the crazed vampire, but at the price of Bella's life. Suddenly the existence she once desired becomes a reality, and Bella finds herself alone and fighting an internal battle of Good and Evil. 

How will Bella react when the Cullen family are thrown back into her life after a two and a half year absence?

 


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Billy, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Embry, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jared, Jasper, Leah, Quil, Rosalie, Sam, Seth, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Word count: 30831
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2009 Updated: August 09, 2009


Summary:

 

Bella Swan spent the first two years of her life in Forks developing a friendship with Jacob Black that finally turned into something more.  As she begins her senior year of high school, a new family moves to town and Bella slowly begins to question the path she thought her life would follow.  Sometimes there is a difference between what you think you need and what you never knew you wanted.  Takes place during the timeframe of New Moon and Eclipse.  J/B at first, but eventually E/B. 

 

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Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Completed: No Word count: 170230
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2008 Updated: July 19, 2009


Summary:

Bella and Alice are finally in High School. Alice was more than excited to meet new boys and have fun. Bella remains unamused until she meets the dashing senior named Edward Cullen.

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, James, Jasper, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No Word count: 7884
[Report This] Published: May 14, 2009 Updated: June 09, 2009


Summary:

Bella was kidnapped by James & Laurent. Once she escapes, she switches to a school near Forks to protect her family. There she meets 7 more vampires: the Cullens. What will Edward think of Bella's fear? What will Bella think of Edward's interest in her?

Edward thinks she's a typical, unknowing human. Bella think's he's a monster. She keeps trying to protect herself from him, but their paths continue to cross. How will he find out about her past, and how will she learn that not all vampires are bad?

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Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Ben, Billy, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Eric, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Laurent, Mike, Renee, Rosalie, Tyler
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No Word count: 60331
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2009 Updated: May 23, 2009


The Ballet Studio by Sasha Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 156]
Summary:

"He reached towards me, and in one fluid gesture he tore the front of my shirt down the middle, like a child tearing wrapping paper off a gift.  Despite the violence of the action, he had barely touched me. I trembled furiously as I recognized the import of his words, and my hands rose protectively to cover my exposed skin.  James had found the surest way to obtain Edward’s vengeance.  He would not merely kill me.  His plans were much, much worse."


Categories: Twilight Characters: Bella, Edward, James
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No Word count: 13957
[Report This] Published: December 10, 2008 Updated: May 20, 2009


Summary:

These are outtakes to:

 

Starring Edward, Bella and Ellie.  You must read Training the Swan to know what's going on.  Mostly cute funny moments between a cute five year old and her buddy Ednerd. 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Other Character
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 716
[Report This] Published: May 16, 2009 Updated: May 17, 2009


Clarity by TEAMEDWARD23 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 51]
Summary:

 

AU. Bella Swan has the perfect life -- perfect boyfriend, great friends, she's sure to be Valedictorian of her class, and she's a shoo into her dream school. But after a night with Edward Masen, Forks' resident bad boy, her life gets turned upside down. You know what they say: when the boyfriend's away, the girlfriend will play. LEMONS!
clarity

 


Categories: AU, AU-Human Characters: Bella, Ben, Benjamin, Billy, Brady, Bree, Caius, Cam Gigandet, Carlisle, Carmen, Charles, Charlie, Charlotte, Chelsea, Claire, Collin, Corin, Demetri, Didyme, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1728
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2009 Updated: May 14, 2009


True Desire by MrsQ Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 49]
Summary:

Edward, Duke of Walthrope, lives for his children but most definitely not his wife, and everybody knows it; theirs was not a love match. But he swore vows and would not break them by unfaithfulness... until he’s he tempted, with the arrival of the new governess...


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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 14121
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2009 Updated: May 09, 2009






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