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Penname: Zakaira [Contact]
Real name: Amanda
Status: Member
Member Since: July 30, 2010
Beta-reader: No

Hello, my name is Amanda and I like to write fanfiction. You can call me Zakaira if you want, but only if you can figure out how to pronounce it. There may be a clue to the pronouciation in The Gall Stone of doom, but no guarantees.

I took my user name from a character in my story, The Gall Stone of Doom, and not the other way around. The Gall Stone of Doom is a smart and funny family oriented story about what happens when Jasper lays an egg that knows she's an egg; that egg is the gallstone from which the story takes its name. It's canon, with canon pairings, and flows from Breaking Dawn without any deviations to canon...well only minor scientific ones, based on the fact that there are a few scientific inaccuracies and inconsistencies in canon, which I explain away simple as the vampires not knowing the truth. Although this story is about a vampire laying an egg, it's science is sound; trust me, I'm a scientist.

My story, Beazors of Yesterday and Tomorrow, is the sequel to The Gall Stone of Doom and basically follows Jasper through his parity (pregnancy for eggs) with time traveling twins; those twins are the beazors of yesterday and tomorrow from whence this story takes its name. There are also some housekeeping chapters in there, where Carlisle helps us transition from the destruction left at the end of The Gall Stone of Doom and just for fun, I sent the kiddy vampires (including the unborn twins) off to junior high school with the humans. If you like funny mixed with your time traveling egg-laying vampires, this might be the story for you. BTW, still canon.

Messier-82 is an Alternative galaxy (AKA Alternative Universe) Alice/Jasper love story where James and Victoria start hunting Alice down as a human and she turns to Jasper, a vampire, for help. They set off on an adventure together where they meet new friends and make new enemies along the way. I would say that this is a historical fic, but I don't like history, unless we are specifically talking about the history of science.

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Pre-Twilight, a twist in fate allows Alice to remember her childhood.
She remembers when the visions started, her family, and a dark moment of her past that makes meeting Jasper more eventful. Jasper's violent past and restless future beg her to tread lightly around this stranger. Will she be able to dig deep enough to find the gentle soul in there somewhere? Or will she scare herself away from the only one who can help her heal? Will they learn to trust one another and the family in her visions, or will things once again spiral out of control?


**Warning- contains allusion to childhood sexual abuse, please don't read if you are sensitive to that topic.

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Categories: Pre-Twilight, AU Characters: Alice, Jasper
Series: Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive
Chapters: 44 Completed: No Word count: 174654
[Report This] Published: January 28, 2010 Updated: December 05, 2012


Edward has been lost for many years and now he is found. Edward was captured as a newborn and held for experiments. The Volturi found the researchers' hide out and are giving Edward back to his family. How will Edward cope with this dark event?

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Categories: Pre-Twilight, AU Characters: Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 9510
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2011 Updated: June 21, 2012


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In a moment of weakness, Jasper snaps at Bella during her birthday. How does the slip that last for less than second affect him and his wife? Pull up a chair at the Cullen family meeting that happened after Edward took Bella home.

Categories: New Moon Characters: Alice, Jasper
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5856
[Report This] Published: March 01, 2012 Updated: March 01, 2012


In Human History

Seven chapters, one for each Cullen, based on the lives they lead as humans. Why is it that neither Carlisle Cullen, Jasper Whitlock, Esme Platt, Edward Masen, Alice Brandon, Rosalie Hale, nor Emmett McCarty had happy, carefree lives before they became immortal? Is it the times they lived in?

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Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Alice, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Word count: 13554
[Report This] Published: November 15, 2011 Updated: February 22, 2012


Full Moon Rising

"What was I thinking? What was I doing? I knew what my next course of action would be, what it had to be, and it was horrifying. A tiny portion of sanity fought to stop me. But the rest of my mind was no longer in my control. A few more moments and I came upon a small tent with a smoldering fire out front, two adults sleeping inside. Nobody else was in sight or hearing.

It all happened very quickly. In less than a second I was the only one in the tent breathing. The tiny portion of sanity in the corner of my mind was nowhere near strong enough to stop me from quenching my thirst.

It wasn't until after I was finished – my scorching need faded but not completely satisfied – that I fully comprehended what I had done. Though I still didn't know who I was, I now knew what I was.

I felt sick at the thought."

Full Moon Rising follows Alice as her human life ends and her vampire life begins. Each chapter gives a new glimpse into her history, from her family life with her parents and sister, through the dark years at an insane asylum, to finally meeting Jasper and travelling with him to meet the Cullens.

Kept as canon and historically accurate as humanly possible. Rated R for sexual content, dark themes, and violence.

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Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Alice, Carlisle, Charlotte, Edward, Emmett, Esme, James, Jasper, Peter, Rosalie
Series: Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive, The Stories Behind The Story
Chapters: 43 Completed: Yes Word count: 164460
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2010 Updated: February 16, 2012


Rosalie is content to live her vampire life to its fullest, regardless of her resentment of her immortal situation. One day while hunting she comes across a dying man with an innocent face that she cannot resist. In an act of strength, she brings him home to change him into one of them.

How does the vain and selfish Rosalie deal with an irrational newborn vampire who can’t see past his lust for blood to even notice her? Will she be able to swallow her pride and have the patience to stand by him? Will Emmett be the man who can change her life for the better?

All Chapters are Rosalie's POV

Warning: Rated NC-17 for a reason. Some chapters may contain adult language, violence, assault, and sexual content. Lemons in future chapters.

Thank you to my super-efficient Twilighted Beta, Texbelle!

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V&P Awards and Recognition:

  • Mentioned on The Lazy Yet Discerning Ficster Blog
  • Indie Twific Award Finalist Best Canon (WIP) 
  • Sparkle Awards Alice Award Best PreTwilight Second Place
  • Golden Chocolate Awards Best Rosalie and Emmett Runner Up
  • Rec'd and Reviewed on the Altered Lions and Sacrificial Lambs Blog

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Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Rosalie
Series: The Dirty, Horny Girls Chronicles, The Vanity and Patience Series
Chapters: 30 Completed: Yes Word count: 192931
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2009 Updated: December 28, 2011


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Jasper is in pain. No one knows why and when the truth is discovered he needs his family, past and present, more than ever. What Jasper wants and what he needs are not always the same thing and he must learn to reach out to them if he is to survive.

A story by koko23cat with the kind help of the magnificent Calliopes Poem

Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Jasper
Series: Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive
Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes Word count: 53847
[Report This] Published: August 03, 2010 Updated: June 01, 2011



Charlotte really wants to be like Alice. She knows that not killing humans is probably the best way to get a closet to match the pixie's. Before the Volturi come in Breaking Dawn, she makes a deal with Peter that, if they survive, they can try the Cullens' diet. Getting started isn't easy...

Rated R for language.

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Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, AU Characters: Carlisle, Charlotte, Esme, Peter
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1300
[Report This] Published: May 01, 2011 Updated: May 09, 2011


Three years after "Crescent Moon" Renee Dwyer has come to an impasse in her personal life, Charlie Swan has come to a crossroad in his professional life and Nessie Cullen is a senior in high-school. She is also in love with a mortal, much to the worry of Renee. The Cullen family of vampires is, for the most part, indifferent to Nessie's affections for a boy. They are too busy dealing with their own worries. As the preeminent Coven of Vampires, they must decide to either take action against a threat to the doctrine that all vampires live under and by doing so put the family in harms way, or do nothing and watch as all hell breaks loose.

Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alec, Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Demetri, Edward, Eleazar, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Jacob, Jane, Jasper, Nessie, Renata, Renee, Rosalie
Series: Crescent Moon
Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes Word count: 73508
[Report This] Published: February 13, 2011 Updated: April 22, 2011

Take My Hand by koko23cat Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 106]

Jasper left without a word eight years ago. He returns broken and withdrawn. Can a chance meeting with an exhuberant artist show him the way or will their combined demons consume them both? AH

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Jasper
Series: Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive
Chapters: 18 Completed: No Word count: 69269
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2010 Updated: April 15, 2011


Bella and Edward are just back from their honeymoon and are attending Dartmouth so that Bella can remain human for a while longer. But, when Renee is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Bella will do anything to try to save her - including taking her Biophysical Chemistry education to a whole new level. She asks Edward for his help and begins experimenting to try to find a way to save Renee's life - and in the process, comes face to face with mortality and her own ethical conflicts.

"Death doesn't bargain." - August Strindberg, The Dance of Death

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Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes Word count: 52625
[Report This] Published: July 23, 2010 Updated: April 10, 2011


 She realises, as she continues to survey, that he does not belong here. That he is lost, still searching for his place in the world, for the place that he can truly shine. For his light here is so faint, so undiscovered. Nobody notices the dreams he holds, the intelligence he possesses.

Yet she does.

An outside POV taken from the time Carlisle spent with the Volturi.

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Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Carlisle
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 584
[Report This] Published: March 12, 2011 Updated: March 22, 2011


Jasper bets that Emmett can't go a full hour without laughing. Emmett never backs away from a bet. Jasper never loses them.

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Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Emmett, Jasper
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2744
[Report This] Published: February 24, 2011 Updated: March 01, 2011

Sunset Riders by twiharder2 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 56]


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It is six years since the Volturi failed to fight the Cullens on the battlefield at Forks. Existence is sweet and all is well, except... Alice hasn't been feeling well lately. Edward knows Carlisle is very worried and with good reason... because they both know Vampires don't get Sick.

Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Chelsea, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Nessie, Renesmee, Rosalie, Stefan, Tanya, Vladimir
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Word count: 30163
[Report This] Published: December 01, 2010 Updated: January 19, 2011


The Kings were exactly what she thought she wanted, but I knew my best friend more than what she knew herself sometimes. She may have thought Royce was her fairytale prince, but I knew, deep down, she wanted something more, someone who would love her as my William loved me. 


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Vera's thoughts on the last night she saw her best friend, Rosalie Hale.

Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Rosalie, Vera
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1227
[Report This] Published: December 08, 2010 Updated: December 09, 2010


Jasper spends an evening with his one year old daughter, Amelia, and reminisces about his life with Alice.

Felt Like Yesterday

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Jasper
Series: Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 8439
[Report This] Published: October 31, 2010 Updated: November 14, 2010

Sweet Tooth by BellaFlan, mac Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 68]

Sweet Tooth


Sweet Tooth is the sweet but warped love story of Edward Cullen, a lonely baker of erotic pastry, and Bella Swan, a curious woman with a curious philia. King Schlong introduced them... will buttercream frosting be enough to bring them together?


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Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No Word count: 12768
[Report This] Published: September 07, 2010 Updated: November 04, 2010


After a long day of training, Maria wants to reward Jasper. But who is in command? Who is dominating who?


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 This is NC-17 for a reason. Do not read if you are under the age of eighteen.

Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Jasper
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4042
[Report This] Published: October 05, 2010 Updated: October 19, 2010

Absolucion by gkkstitch Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 90]





Sequel to 'Antithesis'.

Edward and Bella realize the consequence of the friend's sacrifice and ask for Carlisle's help to prevent it.  Can the family's patron help when he is suffering his own crisis of faith?  

Soon, the Cullens find themselves embroiled in political intrigue that could unwittingly destroy the carefully concealed world of the vampires.

Vampire, Canon, AU, OC



Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, AU Characters: Alice, Aro, Bella, Caius, Carlisle, Edward, Eleazar, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Jane, Jasper, Marcus, Other Character, Rosalie, Stefan, Vladimir
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: Yes Word count: 115537
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2009 Updated: October 06, 2010


Alice is completely alone. She doesn’t know that there are other vampires out there, and so she doesn’t look. But what happens when she meets a group of vampires that really can’t be trusted? What about a human family that is far too fragile to form attachments with? She hadn’t anticipated in meeting any of them. So who would she choose? Who would she side with? And what will she do when she realises, what you can’t have, you can’t resist?


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Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Jasper
Series: Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 48062
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2010 Updated: October 05, 2010



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When Alice's visions reveal the Volturi's horrfying plans to descend upon the Cullen family, armed with Irina's testimony of an immortal child sighted in their care, she enlists Jasper's aid in seeking out the one hope that may spare all of their lives... if they return alive.

This story serves to fill in Alice and Jasper's adventures away from the Cullen family during Breaking Dawn, and is second in an intended series based strongly in existing canon. That said, it is highly recommended that the first story in the series, Down The Rabbit Hole, be read, as parts of the created canon/backstory for Alice Cullen will become relevant down the road in this story as well. As with DTRH, this story draws on allusions to Alice's Adventures In Wonderland and Through The Looking-Glass, And What Alice Found There by Lewis Carroll.

Rated NC-17 for violence, language and a dash of lemons. This story will occassionally contain dialogue and text from Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer for clarity and continuity; no infringement is intended and all chapters will be noted accordingly in that instance.

Note (May 13/09): The White Rabbit series now has its own account, complete with ever-growing playlist of songs that influence the stories for you to stream.   Check it out here:

July 2009:  
Indie TwiFic Awards Finalist:  Best Canon (WIP)
Indie TwiFic Awards Nominee:  Best Characterizations (non Edward/Bella) (WIP) 

Eternal Hope Contributor

Categories: Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Alistair, Aro, Bella, Caius, Carlisle, Charlotte, Chelsea, Demetri, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Irina, Jacob, Jane, Jasper, Kachiri, Marcus, Nessie, Peter, Renesmee, Rosalie, Senna, Zafrina
Series: The White Rabbit series, Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive
Chapters: 23 Completed: Yes Word count: 81239
[Report This] Published: January 31, 2009 Updated: October 02, 2010


The Cullens, post "Breaking Dawn," juggle the complications of their new notoriety, the curiosity of Bella's parents and the menace of an unforgiving Volturi.

Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Aro, Bella, Caius, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Renesmee, Rosalie
Series: Crescent Moon
Chapters: 19 Completed: Yes Word count: 63561
[Report This] Published: June 24, 2010 Updated: September 23, 2010





Did it ever bother anyone else that Leah was always getting the shaft in the books?  After all, she was hurting just as Jacob was hurting, yet no one could spare her a shred of sympathy.


In this story, Leah quite literally gets the shaft – five of them, in fact.  She also gets even.



Originally written for's Wicked Wednesdays & now a part of Twilight After Dark: A Naughty Smut Anthology Series here @ Twilighted! Be sure & check out the other naughty stories in TAD!



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Categories: Eclipse, Post-Eclipse, AU, Crackfic Characters: Embry, Jacob, Jared, Leah, Paul, Sam
Series: Twilight After Dark: A Naughty Smut Anthology Series
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6800
[Report This] Published: September 09, 2010 Updated: September 20, 2010


With his relationship in shambles, and hateful words he can't take back echoing in his head, Edward has a dream he can't shake. 

He writes a song about his profound change of heart, but is it too little, too late?



Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5264
[Report This] Published: August 26, 2010 Updated: September 06, 2010

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Edward can’t believe it when Bella, sitting in his car with him, suddenly starts to bleed. He is horrified until he realizes it’s only her “time of month” and there is nothing to worry about. Unfortunately for him, this does nothing to dissuade his heroin-like craving, especially when there are veritable goldmines of Bella’s sweet blood, just sitting there in her trash! Can Edward really go through with his plot? Won’t Bella notice her missing garbage? How will the Cullens escape detection now?

Find out in: The Maddeningly Marvellous, Magically Mysterious, Majestically Malodorous Maxi-Pad Misadventures of Edward Cullen and the Crimson Tide!

Thanks to SubtlePen for the idea and permission to use it. Everyone should go read her stories right now! (after this one)

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Thanks to Mama_Marinara and EmmettIsMyTeddyBear for the great banners!

Categories: Twilight, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes Word count: 13134
[Report This] Published: June 21, 2009 Updated: September 05, 2010


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