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Penname: SoapyMayhem [Contact]
Real name: holly johnson
Status: Member
Member Since: June 12, 2010
Website: www.SoapyMayhem.blogspot.com
Beta-reader: No

I want thank my Beta's @ Project Team Beta http://www.projectteambeta.com/ they helped me make my story so much better.


I would also like to thank everyone who has read and reviewed my stories. In the dark times when I have doubted myself, you guys keep me typing!!


Check out my blog http://soapymayhem.blogspot.com/ for updates banners and playlists for my fics!!


I currently have a playlist posted on my Blog for EC:CoaLSG


The songs have inspired me and they basically are what I've listened to when I was writing the story, so I know they add something if you listen while reading it.


 




 


Manips and Pictures from EC:CoaLSG


Geekward- http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RtOqa6FvcN8/TKb2luvA3eI/AAAAAAAAADg/L5-GIWl3g5w/s1600/geekward.jpg


Solar Eclipse Comic Cover Banner-http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj87/soapymayhem/EC%20Confessions%20Banner%20Samples/SolarEclipseposter.jpg


Edwards Cullen Crest Tattoo- http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RtOqa6FvcN8/TLLUKUmB-PI/AAAAAAAAAFE/ci86LrlVY4g/s1600/cullenbckpeice.jpg


"The Perfect Date" Edward- http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj87/soapymayhem/EC%20Confessions%20Banner%20Samples/robert-pattinson-gq-magazine-april-2009-04.jpg


 


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Favorite Stories
 
From The Ashes by RowanMoon Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 150]
Summary:

Lady with brown hair and long dress, head thrown back. Surrounded by fire

 

 

~Sequel to supernatural AU Broken Doll.~  

MUST READ BROKEN DOLL IN ORDER FOR SEQUEL'S MYTHOLOGY  TO BE UNDERSTOOD

 

Bella rises from the ashes of battle against The Volturi in The Great War as the Three that become One; Powerful witch of the Striga line, a blood descendant of Taha Aki the great Pricolici Shifter, and now, newborn vampire with Edward's venom coursing through her veins.

As our heroine celebrates her family's victory and her marriage to her imprinted mate, an unexpected guest shows up at the wedding who is bent on revenge and making Bella suffer in the worst way imaginable.  

Join Bella as she races against time across continents to save a loved one and fulfill a destiny that she was never prepared for. 

 

 

 

 


Categories: AU Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: Yes Word count: 90330
[Report This] Published: June 08, 2010 Updated: September 03, 2014


Summary:

 

 

Bella has the gift of second sight. After a tragic accident her world collides with Edward's. She is expecting him, but he is not ready for her.

An exploration of Edward's growing feelings for the woman he is, at first, salivating to consume.

*** A/U Mostly Canon pairings. Vampire/Human/Wolfpack *Will contain Lemons in later chapters*

**Indie Twific Nominee**

 


Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 44 Completed: Yes Word count: 233653
[Report This] Published: February 25, 2010 Updated: August 15, 2014


Summary:

 

 

 

 

Bella Swan is dead *figuratively*...Izzy Black is an emancipated bad girl. Edward Cullen is the vampire that threatens to bring it all down in an inner battle between darkness and light.

 

WINNER OF THE DARKELLA'S DARKEST TEMPTATIONS CONTEST ON FF.NET.

  *Being continued into a full length story.

Rated NC-17  References to drugs, drug use, cutting, foul language and *LEMONS*

 

 

 


Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Completed: Yes Word count: 214731
[Report This] Published: June 04, 2010 Updated: June 05, 2014


Summary:

A curse spanning generations. For one, unrequited love. For the other, all consuming hate. Together can they break it? OCC/AH Lemons.  Banner by emerald_rosalie

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Completed: Yes Word count: 99512
[Report This] Published: October 09, 2009 Updated: March 12, 2013


Summary:

Bella, a budding photographer and videographer, moves to Forks after the death of her mother where she meets Edward, the most popular guy in school. Personalities and styles clash forming surprising new bonds... but do they last?

 

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Eric, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Lauren, Tyler
Challenges:
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes Word count: 222318
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2009 Updated: July 05, 2012


Summary:

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program proves unsafe, Emmett has Bella pose as his brother Edward's fiancée. ExB. AU/AH.

 

 

Hiding in Plain Sight

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: No Word count: 138506
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2008 Updated: June 14, 2012


Summary:

There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock.  What surprises hide in its stacks?

 


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 48 Completed: Yes Word count: 122523
[Report This] Published: August 12, 2010 Updated: February 01, 2012


Stranded by Beth818 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1229]
Summary:

Edward and Bella get on the same plane, but it crashes in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Bella and Edward are the only survivors, and they luckily find a deserted island to stay on until someone finds them. But can they survive each other? All characters are human and OOC.

 

I tell ya, I have so many of these banners. I have such sweet readers!

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Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!

The banner above was made by myself, and the one below was made by the very talented Mkystich! It's so awesome!


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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes Word count: 95080
[Report This] Published: December 31, 2009 Updated: January 10, 2012


As Heaven Breaks by myheroin Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 280]
Summary:

Bella has been an angel for well over two hundred years. In 1901 she received her first assignment, and that was to look over Edward Masen. She continued to look over him after that fateful day in 1918. Once Edward learns of her existence, he realizes that in order for her to protect him and his family from unseen dangers she must give something up. But, in the process of things he falls in love with his angel. They face a lot of obstacles but, somehow the love they have for each other brings them through it. All told in Edward's point of view.

Rated NC-17 for future chapters, language and religious themes.

edward/bellaThanks to nightshade for the lovely banner.


Categories: AU Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: No Word count: 42785
[Report This] Published: April 29, 2009 Updated: December 20, 2011


Wild by PeppahLouie Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1690]
Summary:

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A recently widowed Bella moves to Seattle to start a new life. Upon reconnecting with her friend Alice Cullen, Bella meets her brother and business partner, Chef Edward Cullen. Celibate by choice for two years, what will happen when Edward finds himself undeniably attracted to the sexy new Bella that Alice helps create?
**WINNER OF 5 SUNFLOWER AWARDS: Best Bella, Best Alice, Best All-Human, Best Drama, Best Romance**
**Fic of the Week at The Lemonade Stand, September 2011**


Categories: Twilight, AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 49 Completed: Yes Word count: 435439
[Report This] Published: January 29, 2011 Updated: December 11, 2011


Summary:

Crossover with The Witches Of Eastwick. The girls toast to being royally screwed, and wish for their dream men. The next day, three strangers move to town, and the girls find themselves with three horny devils instead of just one.


Categories: Crossover Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 36 Completed: Yes Word count: 74912
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2009 Updated: November 28, 2011


Fuggiasco by kdc2239 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 674]
Summary:

Banner by Whatobession17

Edward, homeless since age twelve is used to the gritty, hard life. Now twenty, his main goal is to make it in the world, and off the streets. What happens when a girl who seems to be broken beyond repair becomes his new shadow?

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes Word count: 149789
[Report This] Published: June 18, 2010 Updated: November 12, 2011


At Your Own Risk by xrxdanixrx Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 531]
Summary:

Everyone at school knows the infamous, rebellious Bella Swan, even straight-laced Edward. But who is she really, apart from the rumors? Edward finds himself stumbling down a dark path trying to understand her.  But in the end, will it be worth it?

ALL EPOV, OOC, Dark themes, Crude Language

 

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 33 Completed: Yes Word count: 194783
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2010 Updated: October 11, 2011


Daybreak by kay0913 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 591]
Summary:

Bella Swan thought everything that she has dealt with was real, that she lived in a town where the supernatural exists. One day she wakes up, only to find out that the reality she had belonged to was nothing more than one big elaborate dream.

 

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blinkie

 

A huge thanks to ms. ambrosia for the awesome banner, and to Rose Arcadia for the amazing blinkie. 


Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Completed: No Word count: 72280
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2010 Updated: October 01, 2011


Bella? Marie? by Nyomi Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1284]
Summary: Feature

ON HIATUS. [sorry guys :-(]

Bella (22) longs for love and acceptance, yet her fear of rejection keeps her guarded and single. Her craving to feel needed is fulfilled by working as a live-in nanny to Rosalie, who's a single mom to four-year old Henry.

For months, Bella has been secretly infatuated with Rosalie's ex-husband, Edward (29), but he barely acknowledges Bella during their brief encounters. That is, until one night when she bumps into him at a club.

However, he doesn't recognize her at all.

Afraid for her job, she tells him her name is Marie. He acceptes her pseudonym, and feeling safe with anonymity, Bella reveals her wild side. 

She makes the most of the night, but what happens when he tries to find the mysterous Marie?

When Mr. Cullen gets to know Bella, will he still want Marie?

How will that one incredible night shake their worlds?

AH/OOC/MA

*Rated for language, adult situations and sexual content from early chapters.

 

 

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: No Word count: 129626
[Report This] Published: May 01, 2010 Updated: September 30, 2011


Summary:

The FBI's #1 special agent, Edward Cullen, hears the thoughts of those around him. The one exception is new recruit, Isabella Swan.

Can they control their feelings, and work as a team, in order to bring down the dark and dirty world hiding in Forks? Or will virtue give way to vice?

A taste of "Bond"ward from the Prologue:

He pulled his long, wool trench coat tighter around his body. It was so damned windy today and it cut through his clothes. It was hard to believe that only last week he was sunning himself on the beach in Miami.

He smiled, remembering how much he enjoyed the afternoon and midnight delights while there.

Damn, why couldn't all my assignments be in warm, tropical places where the women wore next to nothing?

He needed to find some sweet thing to warm him up. So he headed to the Farm, the FBI Training Center, hoping to find what he was craving.

Lethal to Virtue


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: No Word count: 96181
[Report This] Published: June 05, 2010 Updated: September 29, 2011


Pen Pals by wmr1601 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 769]
Summary: Feature

 

Bella and Edward have been pen pals (the traditional kind, pen and paper stuff) for over a decade, but they never met for reasons even they didn’t know. After fourteen years of “courting through the postal service” and not realizing it, Bella gets engaged to Emmett, a fellow lawyer at the prestigious firm of Ateara, Call, and Uley. They move fast, and a wedding is set for a mere four months after they get engaged. Bella invites Edward to the wedding, wanting to finally meet her longtime friend, and when things go sour the night of the rehearsal dinner, Bella, in her shock, ends up in Edward’s arms. And this is all just the tip of the iceberg for these two…

Rated NC-17 for mature sexual content. Little to no bad language.

*banner by enchanted-mind*


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 45 Completed: Yes Word count: 239223
[Report This] Published: September 21, 2010 Updated: August 27, 2011


Summary:

Bella Swan was always awkward and never quite knew where she fit in, but she always had a best friend in Alice Brandon.  Edward Cullen was hopeless since the first grade, branded a geek and bullied every day of his life.  It's years later and Bella has just returned to Forks after graduating college.  She's desperate for a job and grabs the first thing she can find working at Forks Pharmacy with none other than Edward Cullen.  Follow their budding friendship as it evolves into something more, where Edward and Bella discover a little something about themselves as well as each other.  In the end, can Bella find where she belongs, and can Edward find someone who accepts him for who he really is?

Thanks to monamour for the banner!

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Completed: No Word count: 126299
[Report This] Published: January 30, 2010 Updated: August 26, 2011


Summary:

A dark angel visits Bella Swan in her dreams, filling her with lust and unparalleled pleasure, but what happens when the line between fantasy and reality starts to blur?  

Banner by @Miztrezboo

 


Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 39 Completed: No Word count: 263309
[Report This] Published: August 22, 2010 Updated: August 16, 2011


Summary: Feature

When Bella learns her “ability” is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain.

All human.  Complete at Chapter 17. EPOV outtakes are being added weekly.

Empires of the Mind Banner

Empires of the Mind Blinkie

Thanks Vampire Youth for the banner and blinkie!

 

Empires of the Mind Banner 2

Thank you angelgirl664 for the banner!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes Word count: 120526
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2010 Updated: August 10, 2011


The Transfer by bannerday Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3918]
Summary:

 

Bella transfers to the University of Washington and lives in a dorm with the Twilight usuals. The incredibly beautiful guy with the coppery-bronze hair is such a jerk when their lives first collide, but they cannot ignore the fact that they are drawn to each other. However, Bella has a boyfriend back home and Edward doesn't plan to get involved. A terrible experience has made him reluctant to form any attachments. But sometimes you find what you didn't even know you were looking for.

A little angst and lots of romance. Humor with a nosy Emmett, Rose, Jasper and Alice. Add a potential stalker. Top it all off with undeniable sexual tension and eventually some very hot sexy-times. BPOV and EPOV

Drooltastic banner by the lovely ZEE_21.  


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 73 Completed: Yes Word count: 511466
[Report This] Published: March 07, 2010 Updated: July 10, 2011


100 Hours by wytchwmn75 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 514]
Summary:

Bella has a 4.0 GPA, is President of the Student Council and volunteers at Forks Community Hospital. Edward is pierced, has tattoos, and has to serve 100 hours community service at the hospital. What happens when the bad boy finds out the good girl has a wild side? ExB, AH, OOC, Rated NC-17

Banner by .orangevixen.

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Banner by Flightlessbird11

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes Word count: 70144
[Report This] Published: May 05, 2010 Updated: July 07, 2011


Summary:

Long time platonic friends Edward and Bella look to solve their cash-flow problems by making an adult movie together.  They have always been comfortable with each other, but will they be able to keep it friendly when the cameras roll? 

Sometimes love sneaks up and gangbangs you from behind.

Zack and Miri Crossover.  Expect crude language, crass behavior, crack-ish humor, and smut.  If that's not your thing, f*** off and go read some angsty s***.

Thanks to ms_ambrosia for the wonderful banner!


Categories: AU-Human, Crossover, Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes Word count: 68541
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2010 Updated: July 06, 2011


All That Jazz by javamomma0921 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 304]
Summary:

Banner credits: Ange de Laube and Rosalynn (Original banner, maker unknown)

It's 1919. Meet Bella and Alice Swan. Their father died when they were very young and their mother was a recent victim of Spanish influenza in Philadelphia. Although it is questionable who was truly the victim: Renee Swan or her youngest daughter, Bella. Raised to believe that she could only hope to be her husband's servant, Bella is unprepared for the new ideas that the Jazz age is bringing with it. What will happen when Bella and Alice leave everything they know in Philadelphia to live with their Aunt Esme, their mother's "brazen" older sister? Who will they meet? How will their lives and ideals change? Canon couples, AH/AU


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: No Word count: 165815
[Report This] Published: May 01, 2010 Updated: June 13, 2011


Masen House by Belindella Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 55]
Summary:

 

BEAUTIFUL BELLIES contest—2nd place winner. ONE SHOT.

Englishman-Edward asks Bella for a temporary marriage while she’s in the UK, so he can keep Masen House. Their pre-nup compensates her for pretending she’s having his baby... but not all is as it seems. Features Daddyward. AH/OOC

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 15687
[Report This] Published: June 08, 2011 Updated: June 09, 2011






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