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Penname: Rhiannon5 [Contact]
Real name: Rachel Elizabeth
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Member Since: May 07, 2010
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Hi,  this is me, today silence! Tomorrow who knows.

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The Cullen family seem to relax now that Renesmee is no longer in danger of death and the Volturi. But what happens when years pass and the Volturi once again become interested?

Alice sees various visions of what she believes to be the same person, could this be the nail in the coffin for the Cullen family or is this something to look forward to?

Enjoy a post-Breaking Dawn fanfic from various points of view and romantic smut in further chapters.

Rated NC-17 for sex, violence, and some language.

Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alec, Alice, Aro, Bella, Billy, Brady, Caius, Carlisle, Charlie, Claire, Collin, Demetri, Edward, Eleazar, Embry, Emily, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Garrett, Heidi, Irina, Jacob, Jane, Jasper, Kate, Leah, Marcus, Nessie, Paul, Quil, Renesmee, Rosalie, Sam, Seth, Tanya
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Completed: No Word count: 70064
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2010 Updated: January 03, 2016

Numb by Tyranny Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 666]

Numb by Tyranny


Bella has spent her life abused and betrayed. Now she feels nothing. When she meets the new boy in school she starts to feel again. But is the pain worth the possibility of something better? NC-17 for violence, language, possible lemons in later chapters.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Jessica, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: No Word count: 113960
[Report This] Published: November 11, 2009 Updated: August 12, 2013


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Hypothesis: Vampires are capable of vertical inheritance.




  1. Get Jasper knocked up at least three times in one story. Why? Because it is not nearly as funny to knock up any of the other vampires. And since female vampires are just as hard to knock up as males, might as well go all the way and choose Jasper.

  2. Knock up all the other Cullens while I am at it. Why? Because I can’t think of a good reason why Jasper would be any more knocked up than the rest of them. Maybe Emmett would be… but Emmett is not as funny.

  3. Accuse Edward of having a sexual relationship with his piano and bring up this accusation as many times as possible without Bella finding out.

  4. End in a war between the Cullens and the Volturi, because the Volturi think Carlisle is lying about vampires laying eggs. Why? Because it is the funniest reason for a war I can think of.

  5. Explain vampire genetics, using plasmids, in a way that is one hundred percent compatible with everything ever said by Stephenie Meyer about vampires.

  6. Explain how vampires can reproduce vertically without violating the “vampires cannot change” law of vampiredom.

  7. Make entire story one hundred percent biologically accurate, despite the vampires. Why? Because I’m a biologist.

  8. Tell a bunch of Cullenesque stories and make it funny, because that which is funniest is best.

Recently nominated for a hidden star award.

The award nominations keep coming: now nominated for multiple  iSparkle Awards including the You'll Quote Me Later Award for the thing with Edward and his inappropriate relationship with his piano. Please go vote now!

Also nominated for an Eclipse award for best vampire!




Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 48 Completed: Yes Word count: 188366
[Report This] Published: July 30, 2010 Updated: February 18, 2012


Edward was diagnosed with Cystic Fibrosis when he was six years old. Now, at twenty-two, he's trying to be a normal college student. The only thing is, he had to agree to share an apartment with his sister, Alice, who helps take care of him. When Alice gets accepted into a fashion school three hours away, they have to rely on a family friend, Bella, to live with Edward. Totally against having any help from anyone, Edward has to learn that you can't get through life alone.

***This story is not a happy-go-lucky love story. It is a drama and involves the issue of the illness CF. If anyone is sensitive to this subject, I suggest you don't read on.

In My Mother's Arms

Thanks to annamorphos for the lovely banner!

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes Word count: 53670
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2010 Updated: July 28, 2011


Rebel Bella has been shipped around the U.S. for years to different foster homes after being placed in Child Protective Services. What will happen when she is placed with uptight Edward and his family? AU/AH/OOC/adult language and lemons ensue!

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes Word count: 131791
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2010 Updated: July 07, 2011

Where We Came From by pbear Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 226]

Bella is beginning her first year as a doctoral student in biology at the University of Washington, in the lab of Dr. Carlisle Cullen.  She thinks she's going to identify how snake venom poisons prey, but as she delves deeper into her experiment she realizes that she's stumbled onto something far more sinister.


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No Word count: 38412
[Report This] Published: August 13, 2010 Updated: May 16, 2011




When Edward & Bella's son, Nathan, goes missing it turns their lives upside down. This is the journey they take to find him, & in the process realize everything isn't what it seems. M for language, themes, & future lemons EPOV E/B Eventually NO CHEATING!


Banners by ange_de_l'aube

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Completed: Yes Word count: 152943
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2010 Updated: April 12, 2011

His Darkest Realms by bondgirl Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 239]

Bella is lost and lonely after her boyfriend breaks up with her. Edward is a determined Dom who needs a slave to train. When their worlds collide, Bella finds herself willfully trapped in his darkest realms. What they both find in each other is something neither of them expected.

BDSM themes and many D/s situations. Rated NC-17 for a reason.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No Word count: 11109
[Report This] Published: April 06, 2010 Updated: April 06, 2011


Bella Swan is, according to her friend Jasper Hale, "that girl that every guy in high school falls in love with at least twice." Jasper's new foster brother, Edward, is convinced he's kidding. After all, he can see that Bella's acting, that her perfection is the cover for her true self.

But Edward has secrets of his own, and he's sure he'd be better off without them coming to the surface. His past of multiple foster houses and gang violence aren't the worst of his problems.

Their meeting is an accident. Or maybe fate.

(and you see that incredibly amazing banner of incredible amazingness? my beta, Dr_Twilight_PharmD, who constantly goes above and beyond the call of Beta Duty, made that for me)

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes Word count: 111766
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2010 Updated: January 20, 2011

Captured by SirenSongx Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 324]

What if Victoria had gotten a hold of Bella in New Moon? What was she planning to do to her? What if what happens to Bella changes her life and the Cullens' lives forever?



Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Carmen, Edward, Eleazar, Emmett, Esme, Irina, Jacob, Jasper, Kate, Rosalie, Tanya, Victoria
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Completed: Yes Word count: 49091
[Report This] Published: October 16, 2009 Updated: January 15, 2011


The New Watcher’s Council has an offer for the Cullens, all because they spared one newborn Vampire who happened to be a Slayer.

Categories: Eclipse, AU, Crossover Characters: Alec, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Demetri, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Jane, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 17865
Comments: Don't normally like crossovers, however I love this one. 

[Report This] Published: September 23, 2010 Updated: October 12, 2010




 One Bet. One Week. No Rules.

Bella bets Edward that after a week of some raw sexcapades he won’t want to stop. He bets her otherwise.


A slightly tongue in cheek smutathon and my first fan-fic. Follow Cullen’s and Co to see what it means to be Beautiful, Dirty and Rich.


Warning: This story has mature themes from my smutty subconscious. If you don’t like words that rhyme with ‘duck’ and ‘grunt’ please look elsewhere. You have been warned.



Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes Word count: 138439
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2009 Updated: September 14, 2010




When put in a group on a photography class project, three very different girls come to realize there’s more to life than themselves after heading to Annapolis Maryland, home of the United States Naval Academy.   When these girls bump into three midshipmen, each of whom have question why they are attending the academy, it comes to affect them all.


 All Human OCC Cannon Pairings


thanks mintkiss for the amazing banner

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No Word count: 9286
[Report This] Published: February 16, 2010 Updated: August 11, 2010

Guardian by ChampagneAnyone Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 345]

What if you met the love of your life as a child? Would he ever admit his love of you as a woman? Would you ever let him go?

Plot: Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her godmother, Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward.  

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 43324
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2010 Updated: July 24, 2010

All of Me by flibbins Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3642]

Bella lives to serve her Master. It can be tedious at times, titillating at others, but always, her world revolves around his. Come take a peek at the trials and triumphs in the life of a 24/7 consensual slave and find what happens when outside forces threaten to expose her lifestyle.


All of Me


Please note that this story contains graphic language, graphic sexual situations and is only intended for a mature audience. The BDSM relationship described herein is entirely consensual, but may be offensive to some readers. Read with caution. OOC, AU/AH

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: All of Me: The Series
Chapters: 25 Completed: No Word count: 109463
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2009 Updated: June 29, 2010


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