"Between the good pills, white coats, hallucinations and yes, even the pink elephants; this is one hell of a read." - Les Femmes De Twilight

**Winner for Best AU or Canon WIP in the Indie Twific Awards**

Bella Flanagan is being hospitalized for Dissociative Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Swan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon...or I'm writing this from an asylum. Rated NC 17 for Graphic language, crude but witty humour, SEX (aka Lemons), masturbation and Canadian spelling.

"Jake is a kid. He's too young and naive to know any better. He's no match for Flanny. She's a shark, and he's a juicy 13yr old surfer in a pink bikini just begging to be chewed up. Sometimes we have to learn the hard way about what not to do. Like busting a psycho bitch out of the loony bin, getting a room, taking pills the crazy girl gives you, and then fucking her... None of those things usually lead to a happy ending. It's unfortunate because each of those things might be ok by themselves!" -Wordslinger (Author of Onside Kick)

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What if Edward never came back, Alice never saw Bella jump from the cliff, and Jacob had his fair chance with Bella? Bella and her werewolf friends are left to defend themselves against Victoria, and Bella's life lays in Jacob's hands, in more ways than she will ever know.

FYI: Bella x Jake. . . I have read some of the raunchier stories, and I see that many of them are OOC, majorly. Bella and Jake are two inexperienced teenagers. They don't use dirty language, they don't talk nasty to each other, they don't call each other "baby." They are clumsy, they are hormonal, they make mistakes. It is rated NC-17 because there is sex. However, the sexier scenes of this story will be free of vulgarity and nasty words, and will read more like a romance novel than a porn script. Please please please review and let me know what you think!

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Bella challenges Edward's limits of self control by insisting that he build up his tolerance level to intimacy.

Set in the 6 week 'blank period' at the end of Eclipse / beginning of Breaking Dawn, between the battle, and the wedding.  Bella and Edward expand and deepen their physical relationship in preparation for their impending marriage.