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Bella has a slight medical, personal problem and is forced to talk to the last person on earth she wants to, her fiance's father. Things get carried away, and Edward and the rest of the Cullens get involved in Edward's accidental humiliation of dear Bella by using proper vocabulary.
Categories: Crackfic Characters: Alice
Challenges: Series: Insanity Within Vampires
July 30, 2008 Updated:
July 30, 2008
Twilighted Beta: psymom
1. Yeast The Beast, At Least by LollirotXoX [Reviews - 65] (1885 words)
Part One of the Insanity Within Vampires oneshots.
Authors Note: I completely blame Fictional Fascination for this. It's entirely her fault. There's actually a funny story behind it, but I'll put it in the end Authors Note. In a nutshell, this story is based off of the Urban Legend that if you eat too much yogurt, you get a yeast infection. We’re going to assume it to be true. xD
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or anything involving it. I do own this situation however. It is completely ridiculous, but possibly hilarious.
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