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Reviewer: kristyn926 (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2008 11:56 PM · On: Phase Three

hhaha, i love how edward's penis is his therapist, thats pretty damn great

Author's Response: Why, thank you!

Reviewer: cullencrazy (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2008 09:25 PM · On: Phase Two

Loved it!  Cant wait to read more!

Author's Response: Thank you! Next chapter is done, just awaiting approval. :)

Reviewer: movieandbookgirl (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2008 02:44 PM · On: Phase Two

I was glad to see Edward man up finally. I can't wait to see all the persuasive goodness he'll throw at Bella in attempt to get laid. Can't wait!

BTW, I love your writing!



Author's Response:

Oh, your just going to love the next chapter, I promise!

Thank you for the positive note on my writing, it makes my ego a little happier. :D 

Reviewer: movieandbookgirl (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2008 02:28 PM · On: Phase One

Edwards a stronger man that most. lol

Author's Response: Lol, after all his is Edward Cullen. Thanks for reading!

Reviewer: InLustWithEC (Signed) · Date: October 08, 2008 06:26 PM · On: Phase Two

hehehe I think I just found my guilty pleasure.  This is so OOC i LOVE it!

 

Update soon!



Author's Response: Yay! I'm so glad I get to be a part of your GP. They are so fun and ... naughty.

Reviewer: TheGodsCanDance (Signed) · Date: October 08, 2008 03:56 PM · On: Phase Two

Intense, angry, staged and HOT! Excellent work, woman. Building the scene perfectly. Fleshing out the characters wonderfully. All makes for a more, ah shall we say a 'bigger climax'? Well, here's hoping, anyway!

Author's Response:

Oh well, there will be more uh, build up in part two... you'll just have to wait! :P

Thanks so much for the wonderful review - your awesome! 

Reviewer: starshinedown (Signed) · Date: October 08, 2008 12:11 AM · On: Phase Two

The exchanges between Edward and his cock are fantastic.

 Also, I heart Alice's evil planning mind.

 



Author's Response: Why, thank you! I always felt Alice was cunning in her own pixie way.

Reviewer: Belladonna75 (Signed) · Date: October 07, 2008 09:50 PM · On: Phase Two

PMSL!  I love it when things that shouldn't speak do.  LOL  Awesome!

Author's Response: Hehe, why ty!

Reviewer: bbtasha (Signed) · Date: October 07, 2008 06:31 PM · On: Phase Two

Ahh poor baby...

Author's Response: Tee hee.

Reviewer: sedrax (Signed) · Date: October 07, 2008 02:22 PM · On: Phase Two

'I'm hungry'??? you seriously didn't just have his....weenie say that!?!? Ohmigod! that is perfect. And it's absolutely ridiculous too, so here I am rolling around on the floor laughing. I'm begining to think you might be too good. And it's only the second chapter! Lovely. Can't wait for more!!!



Author's Response: Oh yay! I'm so happy that you like it!! Hopefully I won't disappoint! Thanks for R&Ring!

Reviewer: kristyn926 (Signed) · Date: October 07, 2008 02:10 PM · On: Phase Two

haha, this is hilarious

Author's Response: Ty for reading!!

Reviewer: wants_an_edward86 (Signed) · Date: October 07, 2008 01:52 PM · On: Phase Two

YES! i'm loving this story...especially Edward's dialogue with his better half--LOL!  cannot wait for an update :)

Author's Response: Well, in this story it's his better half. Most of the time it's his half that we all hate. :P

Reviewer: InnerAnomaly (Signed) · Date: October 07, 2008 01:34 PM · On: Phase Two

I love that he has conversations with his penis... that's gotta be the best character ever. hands down. :)

 

I can't wait for the next chapter!



Author's Response: Oo...we should be able to chose "Edward's Penis" as one of the main characters from the list. THAT would be great.

Reviewer: catvet1999 (Signed) · Date: October 07, 2008 12:37 PM · On: Phase Two

This is freaking hilarious.  Keep it up and update soon!!

Author's Response: Thank you, I'm glad people are laughing - I try!

Reviewer: vhartley (Signed) · Date: October 07, 2008 11:58 AM · On: Phase Two

OH MY GOD!  I LOVE THIS!! UPDATE!! UPDATE!!! PLEASE MORE!

Author's Response: SOON! SOON! SOON! Lol.

Reviewer: Jennmc (Signed) · Date: October 07, 2008 11:51 AM · On: Phase Two

Holy hell.  This is hilarious.  I love the conversations Edward has with his cock.  I guess that is human Edward's version of vampire Edward's monster? :)

Author's Response: Could be? Muhaha, are all men's cocks their personal monster? Hmm...

Reviewer: erinzomg (Signed) · Date: October 07, 2008 11:48 AM · On: Phase Two

WOO!

This is a great story haha

Update soon!! 



Author's Response: Yay! Ty for reviewing! Update hopefully before the weekend.

Reviewer: LeechLover (Signed) · Date: October 07, 2008 10:57 AM · On: Phase Two

Ah I love the therapist penis!

Author's Response: Isn't he awesome?! I thought Edward could use a session. Tee hee.

Reviewer: Mommyswanson (Signed) · Date: October 07, 2008 10:52 AM · On: Phase Two

Can't wait for the next chapter!!

Author's Response: I can't wait for you to read it!!

Reviewer: tby789 (Anonymous) · Date: October 07, 2008 10:45 AM · On: Phase Two

That was awesome! More please! I love it when Edward is a douche.

Author's Response: *sighs* Don't we all?

Reviewer: sedrax (Signed) · Date: October 05, 2008 12:31 AM · On: Phase One

oh mi god! love Edward's alter ego. every boy has one, can't belive he actually acknowledges his though..... but, on second thought...they all probably do, they just don't let the chicks know. Love it. Absolutely rolling on the ground laughing-ly hillarious!

Author's Response: I'm so glad that I'm not the only one getting a kick out of this. Thanks!

Reviewer: MissMason0001 (Signed) · Date: October 04, 2008 02:02 AM · On: Phase One

writemorepleasepleaseplease

Author's Response: I am! Hopefully I can crank out day two soon!

Reviewer: TheNewRosalie (Signed) · Date: October 03, 2008 02:22 PM · On: Phase One

more?

Author's Response: Soon, promise.

Reviewer: xparawhorextwerdx (Signed) · Date: October 03, 2008 11:30 AM · On: Phase One

Wow! That's definately . . . Intense. Well done!

Author's Response: Thank you!!

Reviewer: psychochick89 (Signed) · Date: October 03, 2008 07:20 AM · On: Phase One

Ooh, this looks like its promising some steam. I like it!

Author's Response: Thanks so much for reading!

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