Yeppers, the mens don't like returning the whole thong favor as much, do they?  I know men who'd give up food to see their women in a thong, who would also REALLY CONSIDER giving up sex to avoid wearing one. It boggles the mind, esp. when you consider that as a gender, lighting farts is considered recreational?

Mars indeed.

Really love Jasper : 

“What?” he shrugged.  “My name’s already Jasper and I’m really from Texas.  What more do you want?”

 

Very funny chapter. So sad that it's about to end!

This chapter was a lot of fun! I did not expect Jasper and Emmett to show up! I wish their was an actually picture of all three of them in cowboy boots and hats! That would make my day!:) Awesome chapter! I'm sad that there is only going to be one more chapter, but I understand. This definately is one of the best AU-AH stories! Definately my favorite Edward- ever!

ROFL!!! Not a very good idea to read this when you're at work and trying NOT die laughing.

Great chapter! They needed to fun after all they have been through. :D Can't wait for more!!

Loved the chapter ....awww im really going to miss this story . tears tears .but it was the best !!!

LOL I liked this chapter :)  I hated/loved my Bacherolette party, and this sounded just as fun/horrible as mine was.

WTG!

Author's Response: Thanks so much for all your reviews!   You have been a great reader! 

*snicker snort* Gunner from Tenn...that was great!  And Jasper.. *falls off chair laughing* he's great..."what my name's Jasper and I'm from Texas what more do you want." *snort, wipes laughter tears* Beautiful.  I can see him raising his eyebrows and crossing his arms like "Duh." 

Can't wait to see the next chapter!

Jace

Author's Response:

Yeee Haw!  Thank ya...

When I was in 5th grade, my family moved to a small town in Oklahoma.  It only took me about one month to develop the most horrible hick accent ever.  Every Christmas they still get out videos from that year to make fun of me.  That is why I could never move to England....

No you can't be finishing!! I think I could read your story forever! I hope you have plans for another one.

I still just love this story. I am greatful that you have continued it. Will we get to see the wedding????

Thanks!!!!! 

Phew. Finally got a chance to catch up.

Practice is always a good thing. :)

This cracked me up, especially when she started thinking about toast:

This is nice with your shirt off.  Soon we can sleep naked and no one will judge us.   That is weird.  Do I have to sleep naked too?  You definitely have to.  I like my sweats in the winter though.  Maybe it won’t be so bad since we can afford nice sheets with a high thread count.  I wonder if you have to wash them a lot when you have sex.  Does it get messy?  I guess if you need all that jelly......  Mmmm.  Toast sounds good right now. 

It's just so true how women can have a million things going on in our brains all at once. I heard a joke once (totally can't remember it though, sorry), but how during sex a guy's totally focused solely on the act, and the woman is thinking about what's for dinner and errands to run and if the kids did their homework etc, all along with the actual physical act of lurve making. Anyway, sorry for rambling, but that part had me in near hysterics.

And I totally agree with you on strippers. Glad you're not going to subject Bella to them. She's got Edward after all. Who wants to look at some other guy when you've got Edward? :)

(btw, I submitted the latest chapter for validation so no yelling at me for my rambling review! lol)

Author's Response: Yes yes yes!  I can't wait to read it. Thanks!  I actually cracked myself up with that one. Now get to work on your next chapter! 

Don't force the line to work for your allow it to flow naturally and if it doesn't fit into the story then its fine!!!  Can't wait to see what happens!

Jace

****giggles helplessly******  I don't know what was better, Bella's mom and 'the talk' or Private Edward reporting for duty. You manage adorable without too sweet, and human with faults and wonderful. Thanks for this!