What up, bitch?!  Sorry I have not given you a reach around lately, I have been a total slut and have had to read and run lately.  Forgives?

So my two favorite stories just blew the hell up this week!  The whole bella confronts Edward...psh!  Bitch had it comin', but Emma, my EMMA!  Holy shit what is she going to do??  She is so light and laid back, but i have a feeling she is about to get HARD on ya boy.  Where's my popcorn?!

I hope she can get past it and Bella needs to get a damn grip!

Oh, and on a totally unrelated note, but something I have been waiting for my whole life....my boys won the Super Bowl WHO DAT?!!! 

Author's Response:

haha it's ok slut, im kind of a delinquent parent right now in regards to my story. i have like... "real life" to deal with and its as unnerving as it is inconvenient. i keep promising to update and its a pack of lies... im having a hard time writing. forgives indeed.

im trying i swear. in the meantime, melt some vanilla icing, pour it onto your popcorn and toss it around a little. you will thank me later.

oh and since youre a saints fan, check out my one-shot, lead us not into temptation. the nod at the end will tickle your soul ;)

Yes!  I could see it coming.  You did a great job.  That last comment was truly hilarious.  I have not laughed so hard at fan fiction before!  Priceless!  Where will this go?

You juuust did it ! it's total mess for every one! congrats Eddie !!!

very good chapter by the way!

hum so what's next ? NO HEA everybody doomed !!! HAHAHAHAHA

Unleash the wolfie powah !!!!!

 

Er... Edward? Despite what some may think, a threesome with a mother and her daugther might not be a such a wonderful fantasy come true for you! So, chase Bella away from your thoughts before you end up in major trouble!

LMAO!!!!! Sorry, I just find the last bit totally hilarious for some reason! lol

I stuck around and am glad I did. Great job with this chapter. Loved it.

lol love the last line!

I'm speachless!  This is the first fanfic I've read that E/B are not together and I'm so messed up!!!  I want them to just fall right back together again and then I'm screaming that is wrong and him and Emma loves each other and Bella should just accept it!  ohhhhhh this story is going to be the death of me!!!! LOL!!  Love it!

Could she know? Could Bella have told her about the cold ones?

OH NO!!!!  And it's on!  Wow, I can't wait to see the throwdown that's going to take place once she gets back to Bella!  It'll be better than any Jerry Springer episode!  LOL   Today on Springer, "My ex-vampire boyfriend is daing my werewolf daughter!" 

It's insanity! You've created chaos!  The fanfic world will never be the same.

I feel so bad for Bella.  I'm also very annoyed with her.  I can understand the heartache, but she does have a man who loves her despite all the crap she's been through, who picked up all the pieces.  Honestly, she needs to open her eyes and see what she has before she loses him, too.  :(  I'm usually fine with Jacob/Bella fanfics, but I'm annoyed with Bella in this one.  She's being an idiot.  Are you anti-Bella?  I know quite a few Twi-fans are...

 

 

Author's Response:

haha am i that obvious? im quite anti bella. i try not to let it color my portrayal of her but it always does. oops :)

pleaseeee hurry with the next one and yess you are clearly epic!!

Ah sh*t! I was really hoping Eddie would man up before something like this happened...So, does Emma melt down? Tear him limb from limb? Worse yet, does she cry? Does she even bother talking to Edward, or does she talk to Bella first? Oh God! Please don't tell me she goes to Jake....So many questions! Need update ASAP!

OH no you didn't... you'd better churn out another chapter asap!!!!!!! loving ya woeds very muchly. amanda.