So help me, if you ever wait that long to update again... I'll... I'll... do something horrible. Nothing comes to mind at the moment, but you won't like it one little bit.

(I hope your RL is okay, and you and yours are well. =] )

So yeah. WTF? I believe if I were Emma, I would speak with Alice, Rose, and Esme and make sure that perfect shiny peen was mysteriously lost somewhere in the wilds of Siberia. Ooooh, then they could play a massive, world wide game of hot and cold!

Edward, "Am I getting warmer??"

"No, you're still ice, ice baby!"

Author's Response:

hahahahahahahahaha.

 

ok.

 

that might NEED to be an outtake after i finish this beast.

 

i love you toooo much!

got all excited seeing this update...and i'm not disappointed. i will say that i am surprised..wasn't expecting that scene. poor bella has completely lost her mind..right along with edward. can't wait to see how this plays out.

That was one hell of a cliffie.  You're killin' me here!

Please tell me Bella didn't get cheated out of her UNBEARABLY LONG AWAITED "O"...

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

And I can SO relate to Mrs. R...  hehe!

oh my god ! in any other fanfic in this site, i would be totally happy with a b/e lemno, but in this one you had me chearing for emma the whole chapter ! what have you done to me, woman?!

Author's Response:

that's music to my ears :)

How the hell did you stuff so much awesome into one chapter?? I can't wait to get inside of Emma's head. That had to be a difficult sight to walk in on.

this can not be happening what is wrong with bella how could she do this to her and jacob this don't make sence

YES! This is the kind of chapter I've been waiting for. Now I'm not passing judgments but youv'e got to admit, Edward and Bella together=true love. Okay, maybe I am passing judgments...

I don't want to be desperate or anything but if E/B don't end up together, I may do something drastic (and yes, that is a threat).

Just please don't leave me hangin' for too long, yeah? UPDATE!!!

Well I didn't see that coming!!!  So is he going to end up w/ B or E or ALONE???  Thanks for the update!!!

that was utterly amazing    i so wanted  him to be with her one lqst  time  that was just to perfect and to be  caught in the act wow i am speechless

holly shit that was awsome!!! greatest chapter ever!!

my dad came home and i was laughing and smiling at the computer he asked "what the hell is going on with you?" when i told him i was very excited the story was updated he called me a nerd and walked away. hahaha niiicccee.

*sigh*

okay

i feel somewhat resolved with Bella

Edward can end up with either of them,(prior to this chapter i just wanted him to die) now that Bella got SOMETHING...i don't care who he ends up with or if he gets a happy ending at all lol. I'm still angry with him, but I'm like w/e as far as he is concerned. He wants his cake and wants to eat it too(always thought that expression was funny, cuz who would want cake except to eat it?), but yea he can't have it all lol...f*ck u edward.

*pulls hair and screams* oh god. this can't end well. update sooooooooooon! :)

edward is fucked....