Fun chapter, girlfriend! I'm glad you didn't leave Bella as a whining moper the entire chapter. (Btw, I feel for your poor mother. I bet you are a GIAGANTIC pain in her ass, aren't you? ;) Can't wait for the werewolf/vampire action you've got going! I know the next chapter is going to smoke right on the page! Wouldn't you have loved to see the expression on Eddie's face when Emma phased back on top of him? Priceless! Why don't they find each other's smell horrific? More details, please.

I was surprised Edward had absolutely no reaction to hearing, seeing, or smelling Bella again. I would have thought after eighteen years or so of being away from her, he would have been really affected by her presence. (I haven't seen my ex-fiancé in a thousand years but would be fascinated if I came across him again and by the time we broke up, I was thrilled!) Is E-boy so wrapped up in Emma's whereabouts, he didn't really think about Bella?

Keep up the terrific story! Please update quickly. You've got all of us on the edge of our seats!  

Author's Response:

HAHAHA how did you guess? my mother positively DEPLORES me, and when i think its bad now, i remember what i was like as a teenager and decide that im lucky i made it out alive.

i really hope the next chapter lives up to your expectations. it was a little harder for me to write than i anticipated but luckily im shameless so i just went with my gut a lot.

im sort of following a bit of a line that SM dropped in eclipse, that "everybody smells fine to me" and it was more of a mortal enemies thing than ACTUAL smelling bad thing. after bella became a vampire in BD, she never seemed to have a problem with jacob, so i took some creative liberites.

youve got it right about edward, he was really more concerned with emma and i tried to highlight that in this chapter. also he hasnt SEEN bella yet so he might have a more emotional response when he does (note to self: let edward have an emotional response) lol. he heard her on the phone when she was speaking to emma way back when, so really he was just smelling her this time, and he was worried about our weregirl at the time. but way to point out my inconsistencies lol thanks.

the update is in the queue, im not trying to punish you. its just waiting on validation.

Naw. I like Jake and Emmett more than Edward (in a whole non-gay way....yes I'm a dude). Edward is a little too emo. Jake and Emmett role with the punches and don't dwell on stuff. That's why I like Emma! She's a fireball. A hang on and pray kind of girl. That's why I love her. And this wolf thing is the best thing that could happen. Who else but a wolfie Emma could get Edward out of his "alter boy" emo funk. HEHEHE

Author's Response:

haha you nailed it. our girl gets what she wants ;)

This is just so wrong in so many different ways....it's like watching a  train wreck - I can't stop reading! :)

Author's Response:

this is not the first time someone has called my writing a trainwreck. ive decided to take a very emma-esque stance and embrace it.

Poor, or maybe not so poor, Edward doesn't even know what's coming at him. That's just awesome.

Can't wait for more.

Thanks for posting.

Author's Response:

edward just might surprise you in the next chapter :) let me know what you think!

This story rocks on so many levels!!!!  I've been a fan since your first posting!! I've forwarded it on to all my fanfic loving friends even the highly devoted Bella fans begging them to give it a chance.  You amaze me with your super fast updates..I beg of you if you do have the next chapter written as I suspect you do.. I beg on my hands and knees to please post tomorrow!! Mondays suck and that gem of a chapter would brighten everyone's day!!!!

Author's Response:

hahaha no begging necessary! i have added it to the queue and its just waiting on validation from my beta, so it should be up within a week.

thank you so much for pimping my story out, that means a lot, especially when bella people give me a chance :)

Bella and Jake have to find out. I didn't expect her to go full werewolf but it makes sense. Can't wait to see what happens with the parents. Will this turn into an Edward bella story? Posted the chapter you love soon please.

Author's Response:

i cant really say for sure where this story is going in terms of bella. she is really surprising me, everytime i tell her to do something, she up and does whatever the eff she wants anyway, so nothings written in stone yet, but stay tuned!

Okay - since the wolves' bodies are as frozen as vampires are, I guess it is safe to assume there won't be any vampire / shapeshifter hybrids.

 

Your Bella will be totally messed up when she learns about E & E - I think even more so than Jacob.

Author's Response:

i think thats a pretty safe assumption. in a perfect world, we could all get down with whoever we want and not have creepy hybrid babies lolol. my bella is a mess right now, im trying to write her and its a total mind fuck, so im taking a little break. im in ch 18 in real time right now and its exhausting.

well, you big ol' cocktease, you :P

 

I don't own Twilight but I do have an Rpattz poster in my room that I frequently rub one out to... so that's a pretty fair trade.

Three words, honey:  lifesize cardboard cutout.

mmhmm.

Author's Response:

i'll drink to that!

I am not too fond of the relationship between Emma and Bella. But to each his or her own... I still love love the chapter.

Author's Response:

i know. i think that in that chapter it was less about bella being bella and more about her being my mom lol. bella gets better. its tough to have a teenager. thanks for hangin in there

I loved it and really can't wait for what's coming!

Author's Response:

you and me both... i get the shivers thinkin about it ;)

Love it.

Author's Response:

love you!

Okay, at first I was going to tear you a new one... but now, I'm sold. Officially sign me up for your cult, please. One thing, just no head shaving or ritual genital mutillation, k? thanks.

This is great. Bella is kind of a twat-waffle, yeah. But, I suppose that's her charm, isn't it?? Hell, I love my mums and she's be more concerned about lack of lipstick than clothes or her own danger of being disembowelled.

This is brilliant!!!!! Never would have thought of it, but sooo very glad you did. Can't believe I didn't see it coming! Now it's six kinds of Captain Obvious, but still what a ride! Love you, and this fic!!

PS If you abandon this, there will be pain!     

Okay, noting in this review should be taken as an insult, criticism, derrogatory remark, slight, slander or threat. This is just me, expressing my snarky appreciation for your epic baddage!!!

                                                                                                         

Author's Response:

lololol i wasnt worried about the intent behind your review. and even if you meant it to be any of those things, im pretty tough, i can take it.

and as for my cult... as a rule we only treat genitals nicely. it made us the most popular girl in high school.

as much as you love me, i love you more. thank you for reading and reviewing, and i promise not to abandon. you'll have to peel my cold dead fingers from the keyboard.