awesome.

Wow. Love the chapter and so am looking forward to see Rosalie's reaction to the whole wolf thing. Also cannot wait for the time when the BIG confrontation happens between Bella/Jacob/Edward/Emma. It will be priceless:)                                                                                                  Great  job !!!                                                                                                          

Author's Response:

thanks! i really liked this chap to, im not sure why it just stuck with me. thanks so much for reading and reviewing.

yo dis chap is hotta than johnny nocksville's TEETH YO. i luh when emma turns into a wolf and rozalee shyts her pants cuz when a bitch tries 2 step ta me,  i turn into a wolf and go inside ma boyfriend's house to, cept instead of a wolf i turn into a ghetto bitch and instead of ma boyfriends house i go ta jail.

I like her very much, Edward. Now, you have time alone with her, because I have studied for Italian, excuse me... tehe I speak Italian ! jw but do u speak fluently it seems likeit but i cnt tell... 

some of my fanfics feature my italian "skills" but its not on this sight =/ reply if you're interested!

Hailee

Author's Response:

non parlo italiano fluente, ma parlo italiano fa male. haha i took it in college for a few years and most of it stuck with me... i toss broken italian into almost everything i do. and of course im interested in reading your stuff!

incredibly sweet! 

incredibly sweet! 

I love this story so much it's ridiculous! The naked Emma and Emett scene was the best!

Author's Response:

lolol im so glad you like that! i think emmett and emma are perfect for each other lol.

I swear I absolutely LOVE that girl!! LOL Amazing scenes there. i am soooooo anxious for Bella and Jake to find out. Talk about "Guess who's coming to Dinner???"

Awesome, dearest! PS i agree with the clean breast bit! My hubby is the same way. What is the fascination with breasts anyway?

Author's Response:

hahahaha i actually stole that line from sarah silverman, one of the funniest women on the planet. the plot starts rolling a little more in the next chapter, sit tight.

Awesome! I love it! You are brilliant!!!!!

Thanks for posting.

Author's Response:

brilliant, eh? i think its an overstatement but ill take it. thank you so very much for reviewing!

As usual you have dazzled us once more.  You own me!!!!!

Author's Response:

do i dazzle you? thats phenomenal, im so happy. and im glad to own you too, youll be glad to know i take very good care of all my belongings. check out the thread for a teaser for the next chap!

Yep, I know what you want and I'm giving it to you lol

I have to say I love this conversation!  I laughed so hard.  “Does this mean we have to do it exclusively doggy-style?” he asked seriously.

“No, I’ll give equal consideration to vampire-style too,” I answered back.

 “Then yes. I love you, still. And forever, Emma. Eternal adolescence never sounded so good.”

I also love the race between Edward and Emma!  That was so cute and of course Edward would let her believe she won even when she didn't.

I wanted Emma to tear Rosalie a part!  She has Emmett, no need to be jealous that Edward is not all doom and gloom like he was before.  Don't get your panties in a bunch Rose, just because Edward didn't want you at all!  It is about time someone shut that bitch up!

I absolutely love the whole part with Alice.  I thought that it was so funny that she wanted to know how it was lol   And then she was waiting on Emma while her and Edward were in the shower lmao!

I'm still laughing at this: “Behave yourself. We are washing off and then you’re having a snack and a nap.”

 Edward Cullen, kindergarten teacher.

I was thinking the same thing when I read it.  I was like ok are they in kindergarten?  lol  Might I say though, Edward saying Fuck is one of the single most sexy things I've ever read!  Amazing job as always girl!  You're awesomeness is just indescribable!  Can't wait for the next one!

 

Author's Response:

ahhhh thank you so much pumpkin! i stuck it in the queue, so it should be up in a week or so. teaser's on the thread :)

So much fun. My favorite part...Emmett. He is so awesome. And the shower scene was sooo funny. After reading what you sent I can't wait to see how this all turns out. Mom's not gonna like this. *Jumping up and down* I swear I'll have mine up soon. Having trouble with writing smut when I'm not getting any...LOL...sigh...so sad.

XOXO, Kris

Author's Response:

lol i wrote in that part with emmett after you told me you thought that he and emma would have hilarious dialogue.

I LOVE the way these two interact with one-another.  The emotional stuff will peek in from time to time, but the snarkiness and sort of funny conflicts they have are what keep this story going and help to keep it fresh. 

I love Emma- everything about her.  And I love that she jiggled her jummblies at Emmett!  The visual I got from that made me laugh for at least five minutes!  With giggly aftershocks...

However you want this story to continue, I will be waiting and happily gorging myself on whatever you create.  This fic is one of the hottest, funniest stories I have read in the last year.

Ready when you are...

 

Author's Response:

what an awesome review, thank you so much! i stuck an update in the queue, it should be up relatively soon.