If Edward doesn't lose a limb for telling Emma, goodness I hope you don't make it that Bella loses one. I'd really be like, WHAT?! Way to show Bella/Edward shippers that they are like not wanted lol. Please, please: don't make it like that though. I'm reading your fanfic. I've continued, but it'd make me think you really want people who like Bella/Edward still, to just stop reading...'cause you go for like whatever fans of Emma want, and the ones that want something good for Bella, it's either not got to, or your turning it round.

I'm still saying to myself, and when I read this, I never really picture Edward saying it to Bella's daughter, the whole she means so much. I definitely don't read it like your typing it. I'm sorry. Trying to though.

When is the next chapter?!

 

I have to say I'm a little scared by the premise (there's definitely a potential ick factor of Edward with Bella's daughter) but you write so well that I'm being sucked in!  Gah!!!  :)

Author's Response:

ugh i LOVE when i get a newbie who reviews the chapters, i like watching the responses in fast-forward it's SO gratifying. i hope it's not too creepy for you! and im honored by the compliment, so thank you so very much.

Please update!!

Author's Response:

im on it, sweets :)

I'm just catching up on reading and reviewing.  When I read about Jake and Renesmee in BD I was all eeeeww he was in love with her mother and when I first started this story I kind of felt the same way but I got over it and Emma has completely won me over.  I'm so glad she did to Tanya what Bella couldn't.  I laughed my ass off at Emmett.   

So Edward is going to tell Emma about Bella.  I wonder how that is going to go but Emma is so unpredictable I won't even guess.    I'm more concerned about Jake and Bella's reaction when they find out.  If Bella got over Edward and is totally in love with Jake it won't be as bad but if she didn't...  However, Jake may want to kill Edward anyway but he just might be relieved Edward isn't coming back for his wife, lol. 

Author's Response:

so few things make me as happy as when people tell me emma won them over. its very rewarding to write a character who is very flawed but still lovable. im glad she tore tanya's ass up too, everyone hates that bitch, and the emma/emmett dichotomy is SO fun to work with.

lol a few people have said they think i have something up my sleeve for emma's reaction. this makes me giggle. obviously my readers and brilliant and perceptive and by now have realized that i ALWAYS have something up my sleeve. and that's all i got to say about that :)

thanks for reading, and welcome!

dammit! you did go there!! i was all into it and then.....BOOM its over.

nice job,hahaha

Author's Response:

thanks love. i do that sometimes. i like to test your limits lol.

LMAO!  That was the funniest thing I have every read...

“That was some serious bad-assery. Tanya was like ‘Oh Edward, I want your undead ass’ and you were like ‘Bitch, not my man!’ and she was all ‘Ow, my arm and leg!’ and you were like ‘If ya don’t know, now ya know, nigga!’ It was totally hot..."

“Only because she hasn’t seen yours yet, Emmett...I saw Emmett in Rosalie’s head doing the cabbage patch circa 1991..."

My two favorite parts.  I would have quoted more, but I think Emmett's summation covered it all.

I dread the next chapter, but I know it's necessary. *sigh*

That being said...BEST CHAPTER EVER!!!

Author's Response:

best ever?! im honored. isnt emmett a trip? i SO love the two of them together.

dont start dreading yet, baby... its gonna get a LOT worse before it gets better ;)

How could you??? I am so awaiting the next chappy:)

Author's Response:

sorry love, it had to be done. but the next chap is written, so no worries!

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Girl, you better update soon!  I'm not kidding!!!

 

Okay, I was ROFLMAO at Emma and Tanya.....PERFECTION!!!

Although, I'm scared now how she'll react to finding out about her mom!  Yikes!  Ed might just lose an appendage!!!!  LOL!!!!

 

Author's Response:

i know, i sort of fear for my life. but im tough, i can take it :) updates on the way... poor edward better hold on to his peen.

Oh, you DIDN'T. That was freakin' awesomesauce! I can't believe you tore up Tanya. Sweetness, you totally went there.

God, I'm dreading the next chapter as much as I'm dying for it.

Author's Response:

well hello love! welcome to the debased tale that is "the apple," we're so happy to have you. you comments are killing me, truly, i love them. especially the shameless quotes. you give me far too much credit, though, im really not very cool at all. fortunately, i fake it like a champion (good for life, ill-advised for sex. sometimes you get caught and its awkward all around.  just trust me.) thank you ever so much for taking a chance on my shitty little AU nonsense, im so glad you're into it. the update is in the queue and should be up in about a week and the teaser's on the forum if you can't wait that long. so thanks for stopping by, and thanks more for reviewing :)

Uhhh, thaaaat was hot.

Wow. You really do hate her. Your Bella is such a ... punk bitch pussy, I guess, haha. And Jake is so cool. Since when? :P

And again with the hilarious notes. Rubbin' one out to Rpattz? Love it! I hope he reads that someday and blushes twelve shades of red.

I literally spoke outloud (Say it. Outloud. God, that cracks me up, it's so bad and overplayed.) when I read, "... even if I was so hot." What did I say? "Oh, God." Yeah, I'm torn about this, and no, I did not see it coming until that very moment. But of course I will keep reading. How can I not? "Where else am I gonna go?" Hahahaha ...