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Reviewer: rhiannon113 (Signed) · Date: December 24, 2009 01:26 AM · On: Bait and Switch

FUCKBUGGERSHITWANKASSHEADINHOLE!!!!!! Never in my life have I dropped, yes that's right, dropped my laptop because of a fan fic!! It fell, it might have been killed, no thanks to you and your evil cliffie! I'm appalled and offended, and nearly gnawing on the keyboard for an update!

Right, the lemons were great. I'm sad that Alice stopped him, but this might turn out to be more interesting. Or not. Please, please, please don't make Bella some over-controlling bitch who plays the 'stay away from my baby card'?? (Of course I trust your judgement, but still) I can't imagine what might be going thru her mind. I hope she's angry and hurt, but not going to fuck up her child's chance at happiness.

Okay, now that my heart has dropped out of my mouth I'll wish you a very Happy Christmas! =] Best to all your family. Update soon, or there will be pain...

As Ever,                                                                                              

Your Devoted Renfield (lol)

Author's Response:

hahahahahahaha you dropped it?! i could not imagine a better response! i tried really hard to make the ending really powerful and dynamic so i hope thats what happened.

if you were bella, wouldnt YOU pull the stay away from my baby card? thats what shes going to do. the ORIGINAL card i had written was "oh you came back for me? cool. im going to leave my family to come be a creepy cullen cougar" and edward was gonna be like umm i dont want your old ass, emma is sexy. this way was more... interesting i think. but im keeping that on the back burner for outtakes. TRUST. i have a plan, i swear. its not set it stone yet but im working on it. plus, you know emma. shits gonna get WILD when she gets involved.

a very merry to you as well, and thank you so much for reading!

Reviewer: mjbabe58 (Signed) · Date: December 24, 2009 01:24 AM · On: Bait and Switch

I hat you. I honestly hate you right now. Why? Why would you do something like this? Huh? Why? Because you hate me? I've always reviewed, i've been a good girl, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! You better update this damn soon or so help me i don't know what i'll do.

Author's Response:

it is not because i hate you. its because i always leave them wanting more. i love you dearly, and i promise very much that there is ALREADY an update in the queue. dont hate me!

Reviewer: mcnavy (Signed) · Date: December 24, 2009 01:23 AM · On: Bait and Switch

YESSSSSS Jacob is going to kick some serious Edward ass!!!!! I can't believe he said he loves Emma more than Bella.  Scum bag

Author's Response:

hahahahaha poor edward. its not his fault hes such a doucher, its mine!

Reviewer: Mkystich (Signed) · Date: December 24, 2009 01:23 AM · On: Bait and Switch

Dunt, dunt, DUUH! I knew it. Man I can't wait for this. This is like the all time battle of the sex's.

It was funny, sexy, dirty, was just so B. ;p You might as well have gave Emma your name because you know your just telling us dirty stories of your past. Ha Ha! So awesome. I loved it.

XOXO, Kris

Author's Response:

bahahahahaha if i gave emma my name, she wouldnt have been named after a jane austen character. also, then the jig would be up on all my filthy exploits. i have 2 more chaps before the one that i sent to you :P so it will all make sense soon lol. glad you liked it!

Reviewer: Mirabella Jamison (Signed) · Date: December 24, 2009 01:10 AM · On: Bait and Switch

AAAAAHHHHHHHH WTF (in a good way, of course ;) )


You still rock the nerdtastic argyles off my feet, I'm still rabidly fangirling you, and I can't wait until the next installment, as always.

Author's Response:

in love with you! thanks for the review.

Reviewer: merelade (Signed) · Date: December 24, 2009 01:10 AM · On: Bait and Switch

edward got good taste in baseball. now you're in new yooorrrkkkk


belluh' a ho fa sho. if my moms eva stepped ta ma man i'd take her out like don zimmer.

Reviewer: Jenny P (Signed) · Date: December 24, 2009 01:06 AM · On: Bait and Switch

Ooooooh! You're on the naughty list! On second thought, you're on the nice list...This is what I've been dying to read. Nope, you're on the naughty list for being a tease.  Oh, I can't decide...

PS - Rosalie is most definitely a screamer. And she probably does it all in one of those annoying little-girl voices, too.


Author's Response:

santa couldnt decide either. but i gave him a lapdance and i think that may have stacked the deck a bit in my favor. i definitely solidified a spot, but im not sure which list its on.

merry christmas :)

Reviewer: Cloudie day (Signed) · Date: December 24, 2009 01:02 AM · On: Bait and Switch

after i read " I'm gonna make you work for it. Meet me down below." i thought.. you bitch... then i was like ok ill give it a chance.. then when i read "If I could have heard her mind, it would have made all the difference in the world. "It’s been awhile,” she whispered.Bella"  I thought... You bitch!!! I have the worst 'potty mouth" today. I really really do Love you... if i knew you in real life it would be AWESOME!!! BRIBE THE V-BETA I WANT THAT NEXT CHAPTER UP TONIGHT OR TOMORROW!!!!!!

Author's Response:

im trying my best to do right by you. you have to trust me a little bit :) i put the update in the queue.

Reviewer: lazynonamevamp (Signed) · Date: December 24, 2009 12:58 AM · On: Bait and Switch

OHH MYYY GODDD!! THAT WAS CRULEE..... i wonder how bella found out tho.... hmmm



Author's Response:

its written i swear im sorry! omg everyone hates me lol.

Reviewer: lavishone (Signed) · Date: December 24, 2009 12:51 AM · On: Bait and Switch

OMG!!!! Completely thrown off-track by Bella showing up. 

Have tons of questions...Obviously Bella knows, but does Jake?  is Emma permanently grounded?  How did Bella find out?  Does Charlie know?  Does Billy know?  If Billy and Jake know, then the pack is the pack taking the news?  Is Bella going to rake Edward over the coals?  If Bella knows, did she tell Emma about her previous relationship with Edward?...So, so many more questions!!

One last one though...How soon are you going to update!!! Ack!!! Need to know!!!

Oh, and Merry Christmas and all that jazz...

Author's Response:

lololol that was SO the response i was gunning for. so thank you. i put an update in the queue already, im trying not to let you down lol. merry christmas to you as well!

Reviewer: Gelsamina (Signed) · Date: December 24, 2009 12:45 AM · On: Bait and Switch



Did Bella find Emma's phone & decide to investigate???

Author's Response:

she did so much more than that. youll find out next week :)

Reviewer: SamanthaJM (Signed) · Date: December 23, 2009 03:09 AM · On: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men

PLease write the next one FAST!!! I can't wait to read!!! Love it! :)

Author's Response:

i know i know im trying! after christmas i should have a little more time :)

Reviewer: kochanski (Signed) · Date: December 22, 2009 08:40 PM · On: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men

Well that was just mean. That being said, I always laugh til I'm teary at some point during each chapter. Emma and emmett are hilarious!

Author's Response:

im a wicked bitch. but im funny. call it square?

Reviewer: killeen (Signed) · Date: December 22, 2009 02:50 PM · On: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men

Ohhhh!  Please don't leave us hanging too long!!!  And Merry Christmas! :)

Author's Response:

hey thanks! merry christmas to you too!

Reviewer: mjbabe58 (Signed) · Date: December 21, 2009 10:01 PM · On: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men

OH YOU BITCH! How on earth could you do that!? ARRGHHHH!!!!!!! Come on! You better get this next chapter up before i go all wolf-Emma on you!

Author's Response:

making you hurt for more is my MO. dont worry, it should be up soon :)

Reviewer: valelf (Signed) · Date: December 21, 2009 09:32 PM · On: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men

Oh, I'm sure Emma's going to have some colorful things to say about this! Can't wait!

Cracks me up that she tore off Tanya's arm and leg! That was a great chapter!

Author's Response:

honey you have no idea. stick with me, im good for a few more jaw droppers :)

Reviewer: withfrosting (Signed) · Date: December 21, 2009 06:04 PM · On: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men


Author's Response:

but of course not. the update should post soon.

Reviewer: BeyondStarsAndBoulevards (Signed) · Date: December 21, 2009 02:26 PM · On: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men

All I can say is oh shit. ;D

Author's Response:

go read the update. try not to hate me.

Reviewer: inabella (Signed) · Date: December 21, 2009 02:18 PM · On: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men

when will u be posting the next chapter? i love the story!

Author's Response:

its up! have at it. dont throw things.

Reviewer: skiwithme (Signed) · Date: December 21, 2009 01:47 PM · On: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men

Can't wait!

Author's Response:

wait no longer.

Reviewer: kat123 (Signed) · Date: December 21, 2009 06:21 AM · On: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men

love this chapter! emmett is so frekin funny!! cant wait for the nxt chapter!!

Author's Response:

the wait is over. merry early christmas.

Reviewer: chylex28 (Signed) · Date: December 21, 2009 04:47 AM · On: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men

omg!!!so i  must say that at first i was a bit skeptical about where the story was going, but you are doing an awesum job! i really like the story plot am i love emma. im absolutely diein to see what happens when she finds out about bella, and what bella n jake will do when they find out, cuz they must at some point... keep up the awesumness!!!!

Author's Response:

i love to hear that! thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: FanFic4SANITY32 (Signed) · Date: December 21, 2009 03:43 AM · On: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men

Oh, that was just wrong! I predict that Edward is about to find out how painful it can be to piss off a woman. Did no one inform him that it is best to keep past relationships in the past? Seriously though, I can't wait to see the reactions of ALL persons involved.

Author's Response:

im terrible. but i update quickly. so go read :)

Reviewer: merelade (Signed) · Date: December 21, 2009 01:51 AM · On: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men

OH MA GOD DIS MA SHIT. cause girl when some bitch think she hot shit n always tryin ta step ta MY man i always lose ma shit no matter where iam at once i beat a bitch's azz in ma gramma's church cause she was lookin at maman when he was singing in dachoir!!! emma dont takeshit!!

Reviewer: cole5183 (Signed) · Date: December 21, 2009 01:42 AM · On: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men

Cliffie!!!!  Please post quickly!  I have the feeling Edward may loose a limb!

Author's Response:

done and done!

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