Way to go Anthony. Couldn't even wait until it wuss grounded or brewed before devouring. Entertaining.

Author's Response:

Hello again! :) 

Yeah, Anthony was rather...driven, here.  

Thanks for reading!

LJ

Bwahahaha!  Flippin' hilarious!

Author's Response:

Hello again, VictoriaCullen,

Thanks! I've found it funny, too!  One of my readers actually made a costume of The Espressopire for last Halloween. Proudest moment of my fanficking career. :)

 

Thanks for reading!

LJ

I don't read my crackfic but that was very amusing! Truthfully, I'm probably only two steps away from being one myself.

Author's Response:

Hello, Luckynumbers!

*grin* I don't normally read it myself, but the IDEA of this just possessed me one day. Thankfully, it only possessed me for a while. I did have fun with my espressopire :)

Thank you for reading!

LJ

I have some friends that could relate

Author's Response:

Good morning, Gelsamina!

There might be espressopires in the closet all over the place, eh?

Thanks for reading and taking the time to drop me a line!

LJ

Are you sure you weren't just describing me?  A pot a day and I could drink more...

Author's Response:

Good morning, mrsgunsage!

Heh! I am coming to the realization that espressopires are among us! ;-)

I used to be a one-pot-before-noon coffee drinker. I totally understand!

Thank you for reading and for the generous rating!

LJ

Haha. What Are The Symptoms of An Espressopire?

Coz Im Sat Here Wondering If Maybe.. Just Maybe...

 

I'm An Espressopire. :D

Author's Response:

Hi, Mollieeee!

 

Could be! One young woman of my acquaintance actually dressed up like an espressopire for Hallowe'en. lol  I was REALLY flattered. :)

 

Thank you for reading!  As for the symptoms... I think anyone who....craves....coffee.... *pant!* Might be a little one. ;-)

 

~LJ

That was awesome. More please, pretty please. It would make such a fun story.

Author's Response:

Thank you, Jeannette! :)

I got word that someone was actually dressing like the espressopire for Halloween!  LOL  How fun is that?  Not sure how that'll work, but....!

And thank you, too, for seeing more of a story here than I had originally intended.  *grin* I might have to tackle that at some future point. :) 

 

Thank you so much for reading and taking the time to drop me a line!

 

~LJ

HAHAHA!

LOVED IT! Oh my goodness that was adorable! Lol, i'm trying to get a new chapter of a story i write out and it's gettin all angsty and kinda makin me like despressed and then I read this and I was like laughing so hard! Yay! Lol, sorry that was random.

Omigah, you should make this a series! Like, have this guy meet the cullens or somethinG! Lol, that was great!

Author's Response:

This little "burst of crackfic" is supposed to make you laugh, so I'm really glad I was successful. Your stories ARE heavy on the heavy stuff, for sure!  Any respite I can provide, you are welcome. :) 

And thank you for thinking the Espressopire would be a good series. Apparently, that's a popular notion. *laughing*  I do not at present have such a plan, BUT I can guarantee you the notion has been planted.

Can you see him running into Bella or someone while they're drinking an incredibly aromatic roast? :)  Danger! lol

 

Thanks for reading and your lovely comments! AND your generous rating! :)

 

~LJ

Every single time I read this, I crack up! It will never get old! LJ, you are truly gifted! I love that you wrote this!

I think you should do an Espressopire series! I was trying to come up with a really clever title for it, but can't. You're much better at titles. BUT, I thought of a line you MUST use!

"Which is tempting you more ... my beans or my body?" LOL! What do you think?

Author's Response:

You are inspirational, what can I say? :)

I LOVE that line!!!  If I revisit the Espressopire, I'll HAVE to use it.  

Did you see Elise might dress as an espressopire for Halloween?  

Thanks for putting up with my weirdness, ma'am.  And for the shiny shiny rating!

~LJ

Ah, LJ...I was drinking my own cuppa when I read this...it should have come with a warning to NOT drink while reading!

EXPRESSOPIRE!  Ah, Tony...you and me both!

LJ, you and Valelf are scary when you get together...twisted sisters for sure...

BUT...thanks for sharing!

Kathie

Author's Response:

Kathie, you are the coolest cheerleader!  Thanks so much for laughing at all the right parts. :)

I have that twisted sort of effect on folks...have you noticed? :D

Thanks again!