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Reviewer: KrisB (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 07:38 PM · On: Chapter 3- Preparations

Oooh - several snort-inducing events in this chapter, Steph!

The dynamic with the Johnsons is priceless.  Mrs. J is absolutely fantastic, and the interaction with Mr. J reminded me of a friend from work and I who learned to speak in code during a labor strike.  The strike security people were just a little too intense most of the time, and their codespeak was hysterical.  Blended with corporate speak, we got to memorized phrases like "Base Charlie Alpha this is Master One with two packages to take to Hotel Hotel Over - Copy two packages - Tango Yankee"  Ummm... The guy whose initials were CA needed to drive the van to the main pickup site so two people could get a ride to the Hilton.  He understood.  The guy who asked said Thank You (Tango Yankee).  All of this by Nextel.  I never forgot the lingo!  Tango Yankee for the flashback laugh!

Oh, yeah, and your Rob is incredibly sexy.  Is it just me, or does he seem like he'd be an expert hugger?  Of course, that would involve platonic feelings, which would take time to develop, after subduing all the other non-platonic feelings, but still... I just thought you should know that I'm falling for your Rob, too.

Off to click Next...

Author's Response:


you just made ME snort with the covert story! yeah. i've had to do security details and the code speak is hilarious! throw in there a paranoid veteran... and you got Mr. J! oh i heart him...

so glad you like my Rob... i too did ENDLESS hours of *cough cough* research on him. seriously Pre-NTE I had maybe 10 pics of him on my computer... now i have 2 photobucket accounts and 2000 plus picks of the pretty, as well as Barnes photos and research on places in London and Isle of Wight (oh yes i am going there....)

glad you are enjoying! thanks for reading and rating my dear!


Reviewer: KrisB (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 07:19 PM · On: Chapter 2-Introductions

I have seen all your movies; you are the hottest thing ever. Please can I just sniff you?

It's possible that I have spent more time pondering how he would smell than some residents of the Midwest have spent pondering tornados.  I love that you go there almost immediately.  And then the Darjeeling!  That killed me.  *thud* *ded*

The way you are developing their friendship is really great.  I think her mad mental scramble is perfectly realistic and very entertaining.

FYI - as long as that little red Next link is there, it's so hard for me to be a good reviewer, but I'm trying, really!  My inner toddler just wants to grab the mouse and go "click!".  But I am really enjoying myself!

Author's Response:

LOL! i think you and I must have a cosmic link... because I can be caught at work drifting off on Rob-isms.... 

and scent is BIG for me... Darjeeling...mmmm. I had a guy who drank it- and yes... i could smell it on him... and yes.. i was known to sniff him... chuckles...

i totally understand about the NEXT button.... it's like a siren song.... "click me now...."

glad you are enjoying and thankyou for taking the time this Sunday afternoon!



Reviewer: KrisB (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 07:01 PM · On: Chapter 1-Hostage Situation

Hey, Steph!

I coudn't resist... so the To Do list for Sunday got changed up a bit and it looks like you and I will be spending a couple of hours together!

The dream interruption was fabulous... moving from "baby" to "beep" was hysterical and very well done.  I live in the Philly radio market, and the radio DJ I listen to for wakeups is actually Danny Bonaduce.  You don't want to know how many times Rob has morphed into David Cassidy and then Danny Bonaduce/Patridge.  Too funny!

You know how I am about my funny.  On to the next...

Author's Response:


heeheee...giggling like a schoolgirl! welcome to the NTE madness!

so that's where Danny Bonaduce ran off to! We used to have him here in Los Angeles! he was pretty funny for the drive in to work! dreams tend to end with WEEPWEEEPWEEP, which doesn't really sound like baby... so there ya go!

yippee! i am so tickled to have amended your sunday list!

thanks for coming on board! sorry there are so many chapters to catch up on... I'm a wordy ass bitch...

thanks for the R&R! see you on the next one!



Reviewer: marybetherrrrs (Anonymous) · Date: January 17, 2010 03:37 PM · On: Chapter 5- The Arrival

Holy mother of all that is holy! I read this on my phone, so I couldn't review, but I jumped up to my computer so that I could right away.  WOW.  SOOOOO much happened in this chapter. This is by far my favorite chapter yet, and it is only chapter 5. Goodness, I have so much more reading to do! But I am so exciting. I cannot wait to find out about Jenn's pain, her husband, everything. And the smut was soooooo hot, bb. It really was. Gah. I love this. I love you. Muah!

Author's Response:

LMAO! you are too funny! yeah..big meaty chapter...heehee.

squee...your favorite chapter?! heeheehee... i am so excited to have you reading! Lots of explanations in the next chapter.. and look you don't have to wait for it! isn't that AWESOME!?

glad you liked the smut... it's my early smut... be prepared... i have had lots of practice since then.... chuckle smirk...

Love you! thanks!


Reviewer: marybetherrrrs (Anonymous) · Date: January 17, 2010 03:35 PM · On: Chapter 4-Escape

OMG! THEY KISSED!!!! THEYKISSEDTHEYKISSEDTHEYKISSED!!!! I felt like I was there. I was the one kissing him. And it was amazing. GAH. I really don't know why it has taken me so long to get to this story...but I am so glad I finally did!! Excellent chapter, sweets.

Author's Response:

LOL! just think of all the chapters you don't have to wait for! fewer cliff hangers! 

So glad you liked the kiss... It's everyone's favorite part...heehee...

Thank you for reading my dear. it really means a lot to me!

thanks for the R&R!



Reviewer: m244robp (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 02:08 PM · On: Chapter 28- An Evening at the Pattinson's

Such an enjoyable chapter.  I smiled all the way through.  I loved the whole Catholic thing.  I couldn't help but laugh as he said the Prayer Before Meals. 

Great job, girl!  I really enjoyed it and I look forward to your next chapter.

Author's Response:

thanks my dear! yeah..the whole catholic thing will be fun with midnight mass and all...I'm a "fallen" catholic by's really too hard to explain... so i know just enough to get me in trouble... LOL! but can you imagine Rob in his soft little voice reciting the Prayer?!

is it wrong that i find that sexy? yeah...probably but "Since I'm going to Hell" sorry if i offend anyone... religion and i are like a science experiment... Although I truly believe you can find God in an old cathedral... i spent Easter Mass in an old gothic church in France once... It was the closest to finding god i think I had ever been... 

ok weird religious babble over... sorry....again...not wanting to offend.

thanks my dear! new chapter will be up in a few days...MWAH!


Reviewer: Tigerlily74 (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 10:47 AM · On: Chapter 28- An Evening at the Pattinson's

Another outstanding installment! His mother cracks me up, I would die of embarrassment!

Author's Response:

HAHA! yeah you gotta love Clare! the Patti Clan has some things up their sleeves for our Romantic duo coming up! 

thanks my dear!



Reviewer: pkmarita (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 09:18 AM · On: Chapter 7-Questions

oh man that last line about bb! could you imagine? :::thud:::: christina would probably faint! ha this just keeps getting better and better!! oh just fyi i found you as a rec to Tby789's blog post! so so amazing hun! a real treat!

Author's Response:

Oh my goodness! I thought I'd answer this review first because i am utterly blown away that you found my tiny little blurb buried in Christina's blog! HOLY COW!

that being said, WELCOME TO THE NTE MADNESS! hahahaha!

yep... the BB and the Office are near and dear to Jen's heart... there are many references to the fabulous story that is the Office!

Christina and Laura Cullen (the List) were so nice to let me mention them in this story!

I am so happy you found the story and so excited you are enjoying it so much!

I love seeing new faces and to see just on from the TBY blog makes me giddy! so thank you for mentioning it!

can't wait for you to continue! I have a few things under my sleeve...

Thank you so much for the review and rating! It means a lot to me!



Reviewer: pkmarita (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 08:41 AM · On: Chapter 6-Confessions my dear was beautifully are a treasure!

Author's Response:

Thank you so much!

i actually just finished the RPOV of this chapter and was delighted someone was reading this one, as it gave me a chance to go back and read it again as well!

so glad you are enjoying and thank you for the kind words!

Thanks for the R&R!


Reviewer: pkmarita (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 08:24 AM · On: Chapter 5- The Arrival

ome! run or scrub! this is fantastic!!

Author's Response:

heehee... i love Jen's inner dialogue! Run or Scrub! heehee

thanks my dear for the R&R!



Reviewer: pkmarita (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 06:47 AM · On: Chapter 3- Preparations

all i can say is you are truly amazing! i am so glad i found this!

Author's Response:

thank you so much for finding it and thanks for the review and rating!

I appreciate the fabulous words! they mean so much to me!



Reviewer: theatregirl (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 05:44 AM · On: Chapter 28- An Evening at the Pattinson's


Thank you for. . . Voracious Rob. . . Ripping Panties. . . Sweet tender lovin'. . . and most of all. . . Momma Pattinson!!!

"Just keep it in the bedroom, dear. I don't want to walk in on anything"  OMFG I love that line it just cracks me up every time.  

Of course I love seeing Rob in his natural environment free of the crazy, I makes me downright giddy with delight!!!

And again, as my birthday gift to you I send you a tasty morsel of Voracious Spunk Ransom!!!!!!!

Love ya so much it almost hurts!

Author's Response:

Oh YOU!! I love you hard! you know that!

ooooh! Spunk for my BDAY! AWESOME! yum!

thanks my dear! tehre would be no panty ripping if i didn't hve my fic pusher...which is YOU!!!!

I love you babe!

XjoXjo (thats me slipping you tongue between those hugs and kisses.... what?! too much?)


Reviewer: Wifbin (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 04:08 AM · On: Chapter 28- An Evening at the Pattinson's

Kristen who?  MWAH back at you!

Author's Response:


how I heart you! who indeed!

thanks dearest!

Double MWAH!


Reviewer: Uglybear23 (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 02:53 AM · On: Chapter 28- An Evening at the Pattinson's

i love your story and read every chapter. I'm sorry that i hardly ever review :(. I agree with the whole Robsten thing and completly understand. We  can all lie to ourselves until we know for sure :)

I'm excited to see that you update so fast. Keep 'em comin'!


Author's Response:

Hi my dear!

Thank you so much for your review! 

i know you are one of the dedicated readers, and you review more than you think! I have loved all of them, so no worries! I heart you big time!

I live in denial every day... so to avoid ROBSTEN... I try every day... LOL! it does wear on you after a while, and not just for the writers, but the readers as well. who wants to read about Rob with someone else when he is with "so and so"?

yep I can lie to myself for a little while longer... for ROBJEN....

I do try to keep the updates a rolling... you guys are catching up to me though! eeeep! AND I'll be submitting a companion story to this one in RPOV soon.. so we'll get a little double loving! WHOOT!

thanks my dear for all your support. I love every review you give. It means a lot!



Reviewer: twilightervamp (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 02:34 AM · On: Chapter 28- An Evening at the Pattinson's


Such a great chapter. Loved it. I get totally LOST in Jen and Rob world. There is NO Robsten!!! LOL

Love the fun time with the Patty Clan too. So funny!

I hope we get a taste of Christmas with the clan as well? *oh please, please*

Rob loving is always a panty dropping good time! *phew*.

Thanks girlie!



Author's Response:

Thanks so much Louise!

it's all about ROBJEN here...LOL!

you will definitely be getting a PATTI Christmas! I am writing that sequence right now!

and oh yes... anything to do with Rob is a panty dropper now isn't it!

so glad you love it!

thanks for the review!

another chapter in a few days!



Reviewer: jarielynn (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 02:02 AM · On: Chapter 28- An Evening at the Pattinson's

Sigh.. Theat was so very nice..  And this: "You are my everything, Jennifer. Everything." I almost died- That is my favorite line in New Moon. This was way hot- loved how the family had to turn up the music! LOL! And her connection with the Pattinsons is great for her, it's so sad she really Didn't have a family.

Author's Response:

Thanks so much my dear!

I love it when men make those kind of declarations, and to come from Rob?! DIE!

heehee...the music was kinda funny... wonder if they would have heard the ruckus if they had been in his room? (although in my head his room sits over the main sitting room... so probably!)

The Pattinson's truly are great for her, in so many ways...she has been without family for a long time.. We will learn more of her family past as she opens up more to Rob. But yes, her childhood was MUCh different than Rob's. should make Christmas interesting!

thanks my dear!



Reviewer: LaughingWithEmmett (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 01:48 AM · On: Chapter 28- An Evening at the Pattinson's

We're Top Gear fans, too :) -- great scene! And I think I need to go take a cold shower...

Author's Response:

HAHA! gotta love Top Gear! glad you liked it!

and enjoy the shower! more to come! hehehe pun intended!

more soon!

thanks my dear!



Reviewer: CanadianCullen (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 01:18 AM · On: Chapter 28- An Evening at the Pattinson's

I can just picture Clare turning up that music!  And Top Gear - you sure are getting some of the British down! (I love that show)

So sweet, as they fall asleep in each other's arms - Team RobJen all the way! 

Author's Response:

HAHA! go Clare! 

and oh yes.. been studying.. and wathcing lots of BBC on the web... cuz bbc America just isn't the same!

sigh... glad you liked the end... sigh.... go team ROBJEN!

love ya girly! thank you for all your support!




Reviewer: blondieja (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 12:23 AM · On: Chapter 28- An Evening at the Pattinson's

Loved it Steph.  I was in tears by the end.  Awwww, I just love this couple.  I really can't wait til the Nick reactions.  I hope Jen lays into Nick.

Thanks for sharing!!!!


Author's Response:

Oh i heart you so much Jen!

they really are nice together aren't they? What was Nick thinking?

It'll be a little while before we actually see Nick, but we will get Rob's reaction in the next chapter,and Jen's reaction to that....

thank you so much for all your support! It means the world to me!



Reviewer: bahama-mama (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 12:22 AM · On: Chapter 1-Hostage Situation

Reviewer: mizz_music (Signed) · Date: January 17, 2010 12:07 AM · On: Chapter 28- An Evening at the Pattinson's

Oh Steph, I don't know how you do it, but you just outdid yourself AGAIN!!

I could not stop the tears! *goes back and reads chapter again*

You are SO BLOODY TALENTED!!! No matter what, don't EVER give writing up *gives steph a huge hug*

:D :D :D :D :D

Author's Response:

You guys are making me cry tonight!

Thank you so much! you guys really do keep me going, honest truth...

I can't do it without you guys, so thank you for your support, and for your belief in me! It is truly inspiring (rushing off to work on chapter 32)

love you my dear! BIG HUG BACK!


Reviewer: lullabye (Signed) · Date: January 16, 2010 11:55 PM · On: Chapter 28- An Evening at the Pattinson's

Wow. Fanning myself to cool down.

I started at Chaper One and just kept on going and I simply cannot wait for more. A lot more. Please. I really feel that you have accurately potrayed Rob's character for the most part - sadly, I can't comment on his love life (sigh) but I get a kick imagining that dear young Rob finds his own real life Bella - you know what I mean. And your story is compelling.

It doesn't hurt to fantasize either. I mean, I'm only 14 years older than Rob lol.

Anyway, Thank you for taking the time to write and share your story. You are an inspiration :-)

Author's Response:


thank you so much! I am always thrilled to see a new face, and then to hear you have read this straight thru! WOW! I am amazed and thrilled to hear I kept your attention through it all!

Thank you about your perception of my Rob... I really and truly hope to capture the meat of who we think he is... Lots of research and many many hours of looking at pictures (many many hours....)smiles...

No it doesn't hurt to fantasize! and what is age really? RIGHT!?

thank you so much for your wonderful words.. they truly do inspire me to continue on. It's readers like you that have made this continue to where it is so far...I never would have imagined this story to be where it is without your support!




Reviewer: marybetherrrrs (Anonymous) · Date: January 16, 2010 11:49 PM · On: Chapter 3- Preparations

I just LOVED your reference to Beautiful Bastard. And I love Jennifer.  She cracks me up! And Rob kissing her hand?? DAMN! This is amazing, bb! Truly, it is.

Author's Response:

oh my goodness i am totally blushing right now! 

thank you bb, it makes my day to hear you say how much you are enjoying it!

and oh yes...The BB is a driving force to this story.... in so many ways... that fic is one of *cough cough* Jen's favs...hehehehe

SQUEE! i can't wait till you get to the meaty part!

thank you so much for reading and reviewing and rating (ok i just need to start saying R3)

love ya!


Reviewer: twibrarian88 (Signed) · Date: January 16, 2010 11:40 PM · On: Chapter 28- An Evening at the Pattinson's

After all the angst it was nice to have just a sweet, romantic (and citrusy) interlude.  It'll be nice to have Lizzy's character back.  And thanks for the nod to David Tennent....yum!  Was the jab about late 30's and being too old intentional?  Seemed to be deflected without comment.....


Oh, and will Jen deliver the message from her personal shopper?

Author's Response:

Ah sigh... yes a little  reprieve from the angst... but we still have Nick....

Yes, the mention of David Tennant's age was intentional, although Jen wasn't going to bring it up. He is after all more in her age range. Victoria did not mean it as a jab though, merely as he was too old for her tastes... But Rob may bring it up in conversation when they watch it... Oh David... I heart him...

Poor tracy... I think she is down on the list of things Jen wants to discuss with Rob at the moment.... sad face...

thanks for the review! Love to hear from you!



Reviewer: Cymoria (Signed) · Date: January 16, 2010 11:12 PM · On: Chapter 28- An Evening at the Pattinson's

So i was just sitting there minding my own business going throiugh my day and I got this email in my inbox.   It was a notification that this story had been updated.  I delayed a bit before reading it.  I wanted to ensure I wouldn't be interrupted.  I have rushed into my Fic fix before and regretted it.  I have learned the hard way that said story is not work friendly.  The act of sighing "oh Robert" is so not appreciated where I spend most of my days....

Anyway, I am glad I waited.. because woman you seriously have a talent. 
Not only am I hot and bothered by your delicious words, I also want to beat anyone who comes even close to coming inbetween them. If the fictional Nick was reading this - I'd tell him:  "you are an asshat.  If you try to break them to up again I will kick your imaginary ass. Now go and buy her more La Perla"

That is all.


Author's Response:

i am forever in your servitude for this awesome review! seriously, I laughed and cried and read this many many times...

I am so awed by your words... they truly inspire me to do better with each word... and i so understand about needing that uninterupted time to read. i am so honored that I receive such an interest. I truly am.

thank you. your words drive me, and i heart you for big time!

yes...let's hope she has enough La Perla's to get through the holiday with Rob...but Nick could def put out for more...heehee 

thank you so much for your support and your review! you gave me the energy tonight to get moving on my newest chappy!



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