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Reviewer: Esquire (Signed) · Date: February 07, 2010 06:36 PM · On: Mystery Song Chapter

Way to go, Bella!! Glad she pulled her head out of her ass. Edward is SUCH a keeper that if I met him, I'd wait until he was 18, and then snatch that boy RIGHT up!! :)  just call me an old cougar....gah, where are the 40-yr-old men like this?!?!?!??!

Emm & the geezer porn is a pisser!!

Reviewer: Esquire (Signed) · Date: February 07, 2010 05:13 PM · On: Lover You Should've Come Over

HOLY SHIT, BELLA'S GONE ALL LLOYD-INA ON HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

GO BELLA!!!

RUN TO HER, EDWARD! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

Reviewer: Esquire (Signed) · Date: February 07, 2010 04:55 PM · On: Creep

bella deserves to be BEATEN WITH A STICK for pulling this bullshit on Edward!  what the FUCK is she thinking??? and then blowing him off on FB after all the sorrow she caused? GAH!!

He should kick her sorry ass to the curb:!! >:< 

Reviewer: Esquire (Signed) · Date: February 07, 2010 04:35 PM · On: Is It Okay if I Call You Mine?

well, I get bella being pissed about the lying, but they're new, so she should just tell him "no more of that shit."  As for HOW they happened to meet? Who gives a shit? they met - and for the record, ALICE accepted the friend thing, NOT her, so she's one to talk - and now they like each other, so the meeting is pretty irrelevant.  And I think the soda down the back is sufficient payback. :)   She's got a bit of a temper, that one...

Reviewer: Esquire (Signed) · Date: February 05, 2010 11:09 PM · On: This Is Love

to whisper to the babies!!!! :))))

Reviewer: Esquire (Signed) · Date: February 05, 2010 11:08 PM · On: Everlong

"Stroke Me" ???

Reviewer: Esquire (Signed) · Date: February 05, 2010 10:57 PM · On: Everlong

HOLY SCHNIKEYS!! MIKEY LIKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you just too. my. breath. away. with that kissing-in-the-booth scene...my hand was on my throat, and I was holding my damned breath! and my ancient ass is 41, and i'm going all emo and girly over a teen kiss!!

What IS this voodoo of yours, madam??? ;)

Reviewer: Esquire (Signed) · Date: February 05, 2010 10:45 PM · On: Counting on You

this chapter made me SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! repeatedly!!!  best chappie yet!!

Taste the Rainbow??  made me snort out loud....and I thought "yeah, if you painted his dick in rainbow colors!" and then laughed at my mental hootchery...him holding the baby was too effin cute....poor baby brother though, and poor Carlisle that can't hold a baby still. Sniffle. :(

EDWARD MADE HIS MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woohoooo!!!  Please tell him and Bella that soon, when they're dating all hot-n-heavy, that there is a vibrator that attaches to your Ipod so you can vibrate to the rhythm of your fave tunes...and no, I'm not kidding. :)   I would be ALL over Edward and some 9" Nails...can you IMAGINE that shit??  Something all bass-y or maybe some native drumming...thumpa thumpa THUMPA!!!

oh my. I need a moment for self pleasure. ;)

Reviewer: Esquire (Signed) · Date: February 05, 2010 10:28 PM · On: Hallelujah

hmm, FB. A gay friend put up a pic of himself and his prom date at their prom table. He wasn't out then....but when he posted the photo, he tagged it and said "look how unconcerned she looks....she knew that her virtue was in no danger from me!!"  Cracked my ass up!!  I don't FB much...it's nose-breakers trying to friend me, and strangers trying to get me to do some mafia bullshit, and people urning me to join clubs that. do. NOTHING.!  WTF is that shit?? gah!   I went on yesterday for the first time in about 2 months, and about 50 of my friends were gone....where did they go? They didn't collectively un-friend me....wtf? oi. 

Going to check out that JB hallelujah tomorrow!  god help my debit card once I get on Itunes again....

Reviewer: Esquire (Signed) · Date: February 05, 2010 10:15 PM · On: Elderly Woman behind the Counter in a Small Town

OMG,kinda freaky! I'm gulping down these chapters in a row, and just went off about kd Lang's Hallelujah, and voila! what starts your chapter??  I like your mind..um..your ear?  I'll have to check out the version you like. :)  Then, take yourself to Itunes and download kd's "Songs of the 49th Parallel" - it's her covers of all songs by Canadian artists.  I love me some Canadians - so friendly and polite - but be warned: most of their songwriters must have been bipolar, 'cause their shit makes you want to walk off into a Saskatchewan plain in a blizzard, naked. Some seeeeroiusly depressing shit there....but oh, her voice....it's strong enough to make you walk back out of the snow drift. :)

Reviewer: Esquire (Signed) · Date: February 05, 2010 10:11 PM · On: The Way

David Cook's AmIdol cover of "Billie Jean" is MUCH better than MJ's, which sucked.   kd Lang's version of "Hallelujah" is EPIC WIN.  Her anything is epic!  She ROCKS my world. Seriously. If you don't know her stuff, strike yourself with reeds until you bleed. Then go get some!  Ignore her looks if they weird you out...her voice is truly from the angels. :)

Reviewer: Esquire (Signed) · Date: February 05, 2010 10:00 PM · On: Elderly Woman behind the Counter in a Small Town

let's see...SM's E/B relationship? it would go...."teen angst angst angst, my boyfriend is a stalker and a perp, but I don't know any better...angst angst angst, I ain't gettin' none."  (catchy, huh??)  Definitely something emo and pussy-fied...maybe by Richard Marx? His shit is always full of angst...  Your B/E?  Let's see...I'm thinkin'....maybe that Sound Garden tune about how they "knew I loved you before I met you..."  they sure seem sparky. :)  That would fit for Jalice, as well....Rose/Emm's would definitely be "Closer" by 9" Nails. :)

 

Reviewer: Esquire (Signed) · Date: February 05, 2010 09:51 PM · On: It's a Fire

not a damned clue, but it sounds goofy. :)

I think it's cute that they spy on one another...and if she's an outcast, why is he so emo about approaching her?  Oh wait - if he wasn't, we wouldn't have a story!! lol....she might not want to get on his freshman-humper ass anyway if he's Mr. Slut.  ick. cooties.

this is totally off topic, but tomorrow, I am going to eat some fantastic cheesecake, and as I sit here at nearly 1am, I am starving and wish I had the cheesecake right NOW! :)

Reviewer: Esquire (Signed) · Date: February 05, 2010 09:43 PM · On: If I Were a Boy

Deny him sex for a week,and then make him perform certain acts on me!!  or go old-school and spank dat shit...

Reviewer: Esquire (Signed) · Date: February 05, 2010 09:36 PM · On: Little Earthquakes

some dumb girl Krissy from high school. During 9th grade, on a class trip, we were doing "trust activities" and she was leading me around while I was blindfolded. She lead me right into a telephone pole and I broke my goddamned nose!!! EEEOUCH!!!!  I wanted to kick. her. ass. !!!!   She sent me a friend request and I was all "that bitch that broke my nose!!! gaaaaaaaaah!!"  I still want to kick her ass, or at least call her out for ruining my profile!! grrrr....what was she THINKING?? even before the nose incident, I hated her guts. She spit when she talked and had evil, deep-set piggy eyes....not to be trusted! (as I knew only too well!!)

:)

Reviewer: Biankis (Signed) · Date: February 05, 2010 05:50 PM · On: Outtake: Something's Always Wrong

so sweeeeeet!!!

Reviewer: nicole22 (Signed) · Date: February 05, 2010 01:18 PM · On: It's a Fire

are you using the thesaurus or are you just so much smarter than me???  can that be??  

Reviewer: nicole22 (Signed) · Date: February 05, 2010 01:03 PM · On: If I Were a Boy

i really like the fact that you have a small part of the previous chapter. saves me from going back and reading it if there s a late update.!!

Reviewer: nicole22 (Signed) · Date: February 05, 2010 12:53 PM · On: Little Earthquakes

not that intersting i m afraid. just:

A a guy i had seen once and barelly spoken to. needles to say i hit ignore

B my mom. i hit ignore there too

Reviewer: jkane180 (Signed) · Date: February 03, 2010 10:02 PM · On: Outtake: Something's Always Wrong

"Bells, the only thing you inherited from Renee was her beauty." - Best Dad Charlie line ever.  :)

A brilliant chapter!  Looking forward to more!

Reviewer: Whitney Love (Signed) · Date: January 30, 2010 12:47 AM · On: Outtake: Something's Always Wrong

I love acousitc as well. Great outtake. Looking forward to the next real one. Hope you are feeling better now.

Reviewer: lisab (Signed) · Date: January 29, 2010 07:37 PM · On: Counting on You

loved this chapter.....So many great concerts, but Don Henley in a smaller outdoor venue in Atlanta under the stars was unbelievable...

Reviewer: lisab (Signed) · Date: January 29, 2010 03:27 PM · On: Elderly Woman behind the Counter in a Small Town

I am really enjoying this story!  needed some fun after reading some really dark stories all in a row and this is really refreshing!  thanks for writing...

Reviewer: WorldInMyEyes (Signed) · Date: January 28, 2010 04:28 PM · On: Lover You Should've Come Over

Love it!!!

Reviewer: lindsayllama (Signed) · Date: January 27, 2010 11:48 PM · On: Outtake: Something's Always Wrong

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