If I haven't said this a million times before, I'm saying it now. I love lil ev and angel. This chapter was a complete surprise. I can't believe James is related to Rose & Heidi. I can't wait for more.

Rick XD

'Oh God, we’d corrupted him.  I was so going to hell.'

Hahahahahaha

ahhhhh hurry dev!!!

cant wait for more!

<3's for you!!!

And I thought the other chapters were funny.

THIS WAS HILARIOUS!

If I could quote everything I loved about this chapter... it would be the entire chapter!

I think it was amazing that you changed Charlie! He sounded yummy, no wonder why all those women helped with that cause. And he sounds scary... and he thought Bella good thing about self-defense.

'stuff a garden snake in her panties – harmless.' OH MY GOD! Bree has every right to hate him! A snake... and.. 'sparkle' hitting the mayor in the face?!

I love, love, love all the things he calls Jasper. But wouldn't it be sister-fucker? XD I think Emmett refused that on purpose! Voodoo?!

Edward is a good actor, pretending to cry... and let's hope Rosalie does something.

What is the age difference between them?

And Bree is enjoying this :D

Poor Bella... who was there? I know Charlie was there, but who else?

“…and when you stick your cock in my mouth, Jasper will…” HAHAHAHAHA That got his attention..

"I was totally useless with women." I don't think so, Edward. At all.

And Harry Potter wallet?... I agree with Edward.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I laughed for minutes! The image of Bella kicking his ass is too funny! I read it like five times!

Jasper and Emmett are so bad! But I love them. I hope they do get something from Alice and Rosalie for being so mean to Edward.

And now I'm laughing again. The image of little Alice beating giant Jasper is twice as funny as E/B.

Great update, looking forward to the next :D

Gotta love Dev.  He is just fucking awesome.  I think he may be the only part of Edward with his shit together.  Here he has an awesome girl and he is scared just because she is the world's smartest female.  Dev needs to kick him in the ass and make him see some sense.  This story is awesome,  It truly cracks me up whenever you write from Dev's POV.  Loved it,

I have never laughed so hard while reading a story!  I love it!   So damn funny!  Can't wait for more!

I have to say my favorite line was “Oh man that looks like one of the tentacles of the aliens in Independence Day!” I love your emmett he is so funny. Your whole story is funny. I like many of your stories because you have all kinds of different styles of writing you are very talented can't wait for the next chapter.

How do Jasper and Emmett not recognize Bella!?

LMAO

That was a really funny beginning.