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Reviewer: Chnctgislnd07 (Signed) · Date: May 11, 2012 07:09 AM · On: Playing Solitaire
Talk about out of canon but a terrific laugh nonetheless :)
Reviewer: vixenjc (Signed) · Date: June 22, 2010 01:37 PM · On: Playing Solitaire
never realised there was so many ways of saying one sentence
Reviewer: sharonjane (Signed) · Date: April 27, 2010 12:30 PM · On: Playing Solitaire
Absolutely Hilarious, I was laughing so hard that I couldn't see the screen through my tears. I haven't laughed so hard in ages.
Brilliant.
Reviewer: mtomlinson (Signed) · Date: February 04, 2010 08:55 PM · On: Playing Solitaire
OMG!!! That was so funny! I laughed so hard my eyes watered. Keep up the good work! I give 70 stars...
Reviewer: iLuvEdward19 (Signed) · Date: October 28, 2009 06:46 PM · On: Playing Solitaire
WOW that was hilarious!!!! but i don't think ANYONE'S that completely clueless!!
it's kinda amazing you know that many phrases to hint with!!!!
Reviewer: lilmissb (Signed) · Date: September 02, 2009 05:53 PM · On: Playing Solitaire
i was laughing so hard oh my god.
Reviewer: confusedbylyfee (Signed) · Date: May 17, 2009 10:45 AM · On: Playing Solitaire
hahaha....this was really amusing! Silly BElla, she's so naive!
Reviewer: BandE4eva (Signed) · Date: April 29, 2009 10:44 AM · On: Playing Solitaire
that was funny! It was gross but funny still. I felt so bad for Edward.
Reviewer: melissa95 (Signed) · Date: April 23, 2009 06:50 PM · On: Playing Solitaire
omg i havent laughed that hard in a long time i needed that lol thank you!oxoxo
Author's Response: You're very welcome. :D
Reviewer: amosjo (Signed) · Date: April 20, 2009 09:31 AM · On: Playing Solitaire
That was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing.
Author's Response: That's always a good thing. :) I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Reviewer: Libby Michaels (Signed) · Date: March 23, 2009 10:02 AM · On: Playing Solitaire
That is by far the funniest thing I've read in ages. I had no idea there were that many euphamisms for masturbation-- did you make some up yourself? While NO ONE is really that naive, it still makes for an extremely amusing story.
Author's Response: Nope, none of them were made up by me. All of them (and believe me, there are many more I haven't used) I found either on Google or from my 26 years of living. Also...Bella had to be that naive. It's just funnier that way. lol.
Reviewer: Nim (Signed) · Date: January 22, 2009 12:02 PM · On: Playing Solitaire
that is the most painfully hilarious thing i have read in... ever. it took me at least twice as long to read it as anything alse because i was laughing so hard. i am fairly sure my mum thinks i am insane now.
:D
Author's Response: You're not insane. You were just amused. lol. Thank you for reading; I'm glad you enjoyed it. :D
Reviewer: mrs_severussnape (Signed) · Date: January 13, 2009 11:22 PM · On: Playing Solitaire
ROFLMFAO does not do this oneshot justice !
it's BRILLIANT ! Thank you so much for sharing!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH "made the bald man cry"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA.........
Author's Response: Thank you very much. :D I'm glad you enjoyed the story.
Reviewer: paigemoore (Signed) · Date: January 09, 2009 09:12 PM · On: Playing Solitaire
this is one of the funniest shorts i have read in a long time. i was so naive as a teenager, and this story reminds me of my experiences back then. great!
Author's Response: lol. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I was really a little wary in writing it, not sure if anyone else would appreciate the humor in it, but I'm glad that many seem to have done so. Thanks for reading and being one of the cool people who don't jump down my throat. :D
Reviewer: k8ew8e (Signed) · Date: January 03, 2009 07:49 PM · On: Playing Solitaire
That was fuckin' halarious! And I meen FUCKING HALARIOUS!
Author's Response: Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Reviewer: Kathryn Mason-Sykes (Signed) · Date: December 29, 2008 08:56 PM · On: Playing Solitaire
I hadn't even heard of half of these, but I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Good times.
Author's Response: I hadn't, either. Google is amazing. lol. Thanks for reading!
Reviewer: Cullen-Black (Signed) · Date: December 25, 2008 02:43 PM · On: Playing Solitaire
ROTFLMAO o-m-g hahahahhahahhahaha omg that was beyond hilarious! hahahaha oh gosh oh gosh lol tooo funny
Author's Response: Thank you very much, I'm glad you enjoyed it. Juvenile humor is fun.
Reviewer: christinemarie13 (Signed) · Date: December 09, 2008 10:09 PM · On: Playing Solitaire
This was absolutely hilarious. I think I'd die if I had to coach someone for so long to get the meaning. Sometimes I feel like that with my mom. Most of the time I tell her to look it up herself because I'm not about to explain it to her. No way no how. :)
Author's Response: lol. Thanks for reading. I had to have Bella be unnaturally slow for this...otherwise the story wouldn't have been that long. And it wouldn't have been as funny or had so many euphemisms...
Reviewer: Seventeen Forever (Signed) · Date: November 20, 2008 02:51 AM · On: Playing Solitaire
WOW is all i can say.
Author's Response: I do hope that's a good wow. Thanks for reading!
Reviewer: maddaq (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2008 11:49 PM · On: Playing Solitaire
I laughed so hard I cried!! Thank you, thank you for putting some humor in my day.
Author's Response: You're welcome. I'm glad I could help. Some days you just need a laugh.
Reviewer: pixieyow (Signed) · Date: October 08, 2008 02:43 PM · On: Playing Solitaire
I freakin loved this!
Author's Response: Aww, thank you. :D
Reviewer: Britt01 (Signed) · Date: September 30, 2008 02:51 AM · On: Playing Solitaire
OMG, this is hilarious. "Discovering his own potential" indeed! I needed a good laugh!
Author's Response: Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it and that it made you laugh. That was the sole intent of the story.
Reviewer: Alylyn (Signed) · Date: September 26, 2008 11:24 AM · On: Playing Solitaire
that is the finniest thing I have ever read. It took me forever to read it in between the rolls of laughter!!!!
Author's Response: That is a wonderful compliment. Thanks for reading. :D
Reviewer: handmeafish (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2008 01:32 PM · On: Playing Solitaire
wow.. i had no idea there were so many diffrernt ways to talk about masterbating with out ever actually saying it.
Author's Response: Believe me, there are WAY more than that. lol. Thanks for reading.
Reviewer: Mizra (Signed) · Date: September 14, 2008 04:42 PM · On: Playing Solitaire
OH MY GOSH. >_< I'm naive, but I couldn't believe Bella didn't catch on that quick...and I had no idea there were so many euphemisms for that act. Incredibly funny work!
Author's Response: It wouldn't have been so funny if Bella had caught on quickly. And if you think that was a lot...there were at least a hundred I didn't use...and still more that I didn't compile into my source list of 175 euphemisms. Believe me, I could've made the story so much longer. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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