Mmmmm.....Duck Fucker....Definitely!  When I saw the update I just about did cartwheels in my family room (if I could still do cartwheels).  Then I got about a quarter of the way through when I realized I'd read all of this already on FF.net.....DAMN!!!!  I will continue to wait patiently.  I hope all is well with the new baby!!

Did you stop writing or are you just taking a break?  I seriously love this story and am hoping for an update soon.  I've had my own problems to deal with in the past and enjoy watching Bella and Edward progress through theirs.

Motherthing

So I found this story and I am so inlove with it, I can't wait for the next chapter, these two r funny as hell

I love the rambling!

Oh that was goood! Thanks for updating! The Duck section should've come with a warning! I was killing myself laughing with it! Unfortunately my mum's staying with me and wanted to know what was funny.... Oh how to explain!

i have to say i dont really get why bella cant see emmett if he is a good therapist why not>?  however i dont think its professional that emmett tells what bella says in therapy to edward..

Author's Response:

Your second observation is why Bella can't have Emmett as her therapist. When family is involved professional with other family, it blurs the line between professional and familiar behavior. It's a conflict of interests. It would be like one lawyer working both sides of a capital murder case.

Well i dont think bella is a selfless idiot considering she just returned the favor that edward gave her the other night and he got nothing in return either...i am glad he had success but i didnt know he had issues with PE. I just thought he had a strong sex drive...insatiable as i recall...this is new.  I am curious how bella knows so little about sex...this happened when she was 14 but didnt pyschiatrists when giving her the little bullet and help her to know herself better.....didnt they tell her to watch porn to know how to get off and how to get other off? i thought that would be a requirement. I am glad that they are doing so well together

well i have to say i dont want to see jake....he is irritating especially after i just watched eclipse last night.  i know bella is more to blame then him but still

Now as for the story i like it alot and i have to say i feel for edward but he has to stop demonizing his problems and feeling like a bad guy...he is as much a victim to his problems as bella is to hers...he needs to realize they are in this together and to help eachother....though i am curious still as to what brought edward to the place he is at...to hear him talk about other relationships and how they never got far because of his "appetite"  is sad but he needs to work with bella...great story

I just realized I haven't left a single review.  Woops!  I was kind of into the story and forgot.  Ya know there are a lot of stories where Edward is an a-hole and I hate that so I am totally digging the uber sensitive, romantic and considerate Ed here. I couldn't care less that he has a problem, it's totally workable and I think for the right girl " Bella"  he can right himself.  He could aybe be satisfied sexually if he were in love, totally smitten.  It seems like neither one ever were.  The story is great.  One thing, it would be bad to have to see a sex therapist, but if that person were also your dad, OMG! I couldn't do it.  I'd have to talk to a complete stranger on the other side of town that way I'd never bump into them at the store or pta.  That would be me in dark glasses and a trench coat  "blending".  HAHA. 

Almost all caught up..

 

4 minutes already!  Awesome! :-)

That mess w/ Emmett was awesome!!!

Yay!  Progress!!! :-)