Reviewer: Kateration (Signed) · Date: April 14, 2013 04:04 AM · On: Chapter 2: Fresh Air, Ravioli, and Illegal Substance Abuse
Edward: “Say it,” he demanded when she hesitated, “Out loud.”
Bella: “Meth addict.” She finished, and his jaw dropped.
Me: DIES LAUGHING!
I just keep imagining what if she had said this in the movie and you hear all sound screech to a halt. Oh my goodness I love you for that.
Reviewer: faithcullen200 (Signed) · Date: May 05, 2012 03:20 PM · On: Chapter 3: Edward's First Time
Oh my , i loved the way you portray Edward. It refreshing not to hear him agonizing and Bella ? Im glad she's not jumping off cliffs. Please write more !!
Reviewer: JacksonRobKellan (Anonymous) · Date: January 12, 2012 05:12 PM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
Haha!! This was hilarious and disgusting, but mostly disgusting. Edward...
Lol. Great story
Reviewer: wildboutdacats (Signed) · Date: March 07, 2011 10:42 PM · On: Chapter 1: The Epiphany (now with backup layer protection)
This is super funny!
Reviewer: angel 057 (Signed) · Date: January 10, 2011 07:24 PM · On: Chapter 1: The Epiphany (now with backup layer protection)
I laughed till I had tears. that was awesome. You two are great!
angel 057
Reviewer: brandid (Signed) · Date: December 18, 2010 01:35 AM · On: Chapter 3: Edward's First Time
Oh my lord in heaven. I am dying laughing! I can't stop reading! Its absured but holy shit its hilarious! I mean so well written to be a crack fic. Best fic on the site and so damn retarded I LOVE IT!
Reviewer: Ryansmama04 (Signed) · Date: November 29, 2010 09:45 AM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
I did not get this story at all...but for some reason it kept me entertained.
Reviewer: taloulabigtree (Signed) · Date: October 23, 2010 09:05 AM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Reviewer: caramarie1918 (Signed) · Date: October 10, 2010 09:54 PM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
this is one of the weirdist things that i have ever read and i loved it!!!! you should write for a sitcom! i will make sure to read some of your other stories!
Reviewer: roxlu (Signed) · Date: October 09, 2010 06:09 AM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
one of the funniest i've EVER read loved it :)
Reviewer: RockinThatAfroPic (Signed) · Date: September 30, 2010 08:00 PM · On: Chapter 5: Tupperware Shenanigans
this is so funny in a fantastically cheesy way. my favorite part so far. What do we eat-- um logs? -- BELLA I AM NOT A CAMPFIRE! hahaha omg i'm laughing so hard
Reviewer: modern_audrey (Signed) · Date: September 30, 2010 03:57 PM · On: Chapter 6: Edward Todd, Tampon Stealer of Fleet Street
Umm...I'm enjoying the fic, but this chapter was a little...weird. I know it's crackfic, but it always seems so self-indulgent and lame when people reference fandom and fellow writers within their stories.
Reviewer: stephsmith (Signed) · Date: September 25, 2010 10:29 PM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
This was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thanks so much for the great time!
Reviewer: Cas (Signed) · Date: September 21, 2010 12:54 PM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
Thanks so much for continuing this story! I think this is the most shoot-your-drink-out-your-nose-and-all-over-your-keyboard type of fun I've had in, well, ever!
Cas
Reviewer: cbzoo813 (Signed) · Date: September 14, 2010 06:59 AM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
what a strange story
Reviewer: amoresuicidio (Signed) · Date: September 14, 2010 01:35 AM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
wtf!??!?!!? $(#*$*()&@*$&)$ hahahahahahhahahahahaha
Reviewer: shailienieves (Signed) · Date: September 08, 2010 04:18 PM · On: Chapter 1: The Epiphany (now with backup layer protection)
omg thats hilarious.....i couldnt stop laughing
Reviewer: Tentickles (Signed) · Date: September 08, 2010 06:54 AM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
Geninniniousous!
My sides hurt, Im out of breath and my eyes are full of tears. SUCCESS!
I just saw Vampires Suck and I can totally imagine this happening.
Two thrumbs up! *Throws used tampons in the air like confettii*
Author's Response: Thanks, Tentickles!!! We're so glad you enjoyed this story all the way through :)
But watch out!!! Incoming!! *Runs around avoiding used Tampons!*
Love,
Roxie
Reviewer: Kalika87 (Signed) · Date: September 07, 2010 05:07 PM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
Its the maddest, most ludicrous story on my favourite list and I actually fucking love it.
Bring on the next one, I'll get the adult nappies ready for everyone.
Reviewer: casket4mytears (Signed) · Date: September 07, 2010 01:19 AM · On: Chapter 5: Tupperware Shenanigans
This whole story is comical, but THIS chapter just about freaking killed me! The Cullen family dinner gathering was a non-stop LOL fest. My chest hurts now!
Reviewer: Phoenix Rising (Signed) · Date: September 05, 2010 10:01 AM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
LOL! What a fun story this was. Thank you for the laughs. :-)
xoxo Sarah
Reviewer: sayitoutloud (Signed) · Date: September 05, 2010 09:03 AM · On: Chapter 4: With Blood on My Chest and Tampax in my Belly
I don't think I've laughed so hard and for so long. Keep it up.
Reviewer: sayitoutloud (Signed) · Date: September 05, 2010 08:31 AM · On: Chapter 2: Fresh Air, Ravioli, and Illegal Substance Abuse
This is just too funny...but the homour is addictive!
Reviewer: Zakaira (Signed) · Date: September 05, 2010 06:53 AM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
Awesome, very funny!
Reviewer: SnowyHedwig (Signed) · Date: September 05, 2010 06:25 AM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
I'm sad to see it end, I've enjoyed the totally craziness of this crack-fic. But you ended it in true crack style! Edward saves the day flying the 18-wheeler over Bella! Epic! And Jasper, waiting in the guys bathroom? Water fountains... Thanks for sharing your complete insanity with all of us!
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