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Reviewer: Noelani (Signed) · Date: January 11, 2010 04:15 AM · On: Cheap Wine and...the Truth
freakin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reviewer: Noelani (Signed) · Date: January 11, 2010 03:53 AM · On: Big-Tit's Buffet
funnniest shit i have ever read...
you got a way with the witty banter. very entertaining.
Reviewer: Noelani (Signed) · Date: January 11, 2010 02:42 AM · On: The Alley
fuck this is your first?!?!?!? it is fuckin awesome!!! i love it cuz i love bitchy bella and asshole cullen. you only usually get one or the other never both in a fic... and here they are being pricks to each otherl... i love it!!!
Reviewer: KelseyJane (Signed) · Date: January 11, 2010 12:25 AM · On: A Pining Giney
Aww I am so fucking proud of Edward! He handled himself so well! And damn is Emmett smart. I freaking love his analogy to letting things heal. Mind if I steal that? Freaking awesome! Great chapter...now where's my free porn?
Reviewer: obsessivebehaviors (Signed) · Date: January 10, 2010 07:12 AM · On: A Pining Giney
Free Porn...Pphhhhuulleezzz!
Great recovery on the relationship situation and I admired the interview. Edward’s come backs were outstanding. I secretly hope they slip up during lunch while watching porn together. Maybe a food fetish will come to light (with the room service selections)?
I laughed and I cried while reading this chapter. To prove I'm not just writing for the free gratuitous porn.
Will there be a happy ever after? How many more chapters until we see the resolve?
Signed, Poster Child for Obsessive Behaviors (should know...Husband's a Mental Health Professional)
Reviewer: twilight lover (Signed) · Date: January 09, 2010 05:42 AM · On: A Pining Giney
mmm .. poor giney and godzy ... i wish they could come out to play. i think they would play nice ... very nice indeed :D. but alas, they must be patient with our two lovers. they will get better and before you know it there will be a giant reunion. i hope :)
Reviewer: rosenmia (Signed) · Date: January 08, 2010 08:27 PM · On: Stand-Off
Oh god...can't breathe...poor Em and his unrequited mancrush!!!
Reviewer: diamondtopaz (Signed) · Date: January 08, 2010 07:33 PM · On: A Pining Giney
I'm review a second time since I wasn't able to read this carefully the first time. It's even more amazing this time around.
Awesome job!
Please update soon!
Reviewer: rosenmia (Signed) · Date: January 08, 2010 06:01 PM · On: Misconceptions
Emmett=Serenity Counsellor? Fucking epic!!! *rolls around dying of laughter*
Reviewer: justinsgrl22 (Signed) · Date: January 08, 2010 05:28 PM · On: A Pining Giney
Fucking fabulous as always....this was awesome! Edward in this chapter? Nothing short of miraculous....I'm a little concerned about Giney and GOdzy though...will free porn push them to the breaking point?
I hope so ;)
Reviewer: mickeygirl24 (Signed) · Date: January 08, 2010 04:37 PM · On: A Pining Giney
I love this story. It makes me laugh usually, but every now and then like a few chapters ago I got a little teary.
This was a laughing chapter of course. Great job and ready for the next chapter.
Funny porn titles: How Stella got her tube packed and Buttman and Throbbin.
Reviewer: PulpAddict (Signed) · Date: January 08, 2010 02:29 PM · On: A Pining Giney
Favorite porn title: "My Ass is Haunted"
Favorite porn and fun-filled fan fic: Yours!
Reviewer: rosenmia (Signed) · Date: January 08, 2010 06:37 AM · On: Unacceptable Touching Marathon
HOLY FUCKING SWEET BABY JESUS CHRIST!!!!!
*thinks she needs to do some panty shopping of her own*
You are evil in my most favouritist way, I fucking love it!!! Keep it up!
Reviewer: LitanyG (Signed) · Date: January 08, 2010 06:33 AM · On: A Pining Giney
J'adore la fin de ce chapitre!!! Même si le meilleurs moment c'est quand ils regardent effectivement le porno gratuit...
(non je suis pas une perverse juste que ca m'a fait mourir de rire)
Enorme bisous kiya
* Dépose une boite de chocolat avant de partir *
Reviewer: lavishone (Signed) · Date: January 08, 2010 06:17 AM · On: A Pining Giney
God, the amount of UST is killing me! Somehow, I fail to see how free porn is going to help them with it either...
The control they both have is completely amazing. I would be unable to stay away from Godzy for any period of time...sigh...
I get why they are torturing themselves. It will make a difference in the way they go forward. Just eager for them to resolve their issues and be happy!
Edward's control with Marcus is nothing short of spectacular. A few more moves like that and Bella will be back at his side in no time...
Can't wait for new chappie!
xo,
Roberta
Reviewer: lavishone (Signed) · Date: January 08, 2010 05:49 AM · On: Stand-Off
I'm not really a "jab it roughly" sort of girl, but for you, I'll give it my best shot.
Emmett's man-crush kills me every time I read this! Hilarious!
Bella's kind of playing with fire at the end there, but Edward deserves it, so I can't blame her. The idea of Edward with everlasting hard on is pretty funny, but a bit sad. He knows it's just a symptom.
I'm glad these kids are wanting to really work things out-not just going for the quickie...I mean "quick fix".
So great to see this posted. So eager for more!
xo,
Roberta
Reviewer: sherriecherries (Signed) · Date: January 08, 2010 04:20 AM · On: A Pining Giney
can't wait for more
Reviewer: wowza (Signed) · Date: January 08, 2010 03:23 AM · On: The Bet
Ohh... stop it... my stomach hurts from laughing too hard!
Luuurvee this story!! =)
Reviewer: Neveah09 (Signed) · Date: January 08, 2010 01:09 AM · On: Big-Tit's Buffet
she reminds me of sandra bullock in miss conginiality, i love it!
Reviewer: diamondtopaz (Signed) · Date: January 07, 2010 11:48 PM · On: A Pining Giney
Brilliant work!
I only skimmed within the span of a few minutes because I'm very short on time, so I'll be sure to reread this carefully tomorrow. :]
Keep up the great work and please update soon!
Reviewer: pippyXYZ (Signed) · Date: January 07, 2010 02:53 PM · On: Stand-Off
Girl you crack me up each time with your version of Rob. LOL Edward is funny and crazy too. MADMAN is back!!! YAY!!! And Em going gay for a bit of the Brit ass. LOL
Can't wait to read the next chapter. Keep the magic flowing...
~Shani
PS. I hope you saw the pics by now of Rob and Kris in Ventnor, Isle of Wight. And today a hew pic of them with the Brit Pack walking by these rocks. I'm so glad they are enjoying themselves. I felt they were together every since MA became MIA in April. I hope they last a long time. They have the experience of being with an actor and a model before. Those schedules are tough and they made those relationships last for 2 & 3 years. Now that they are with a person who possibly they have a stronger connection with things could last for a very long time. Marriage even? The best thing is that they are friends first. That's what makes a great relationship. And they can hold onto that fact no matter what.
Reviewer: twibrarian88 (Signed) · Date: January 04, 2010 12:04 PM · On: Stand-Off
About to get interesting? You mean they're not already?
Although I had figured that Rob was at the door and that he had feelings for Bella, the way things played out was hilarious. Your RPattz may be the hottested man on the planet, but he is also truly adorkable. Proudly displaying Bella's panties was one of his finest moments!
Thanks for sharing.
Reviewer: aimeexjeannette25 (Signed) · Date: January 03, 2010 05:52 PM · On: The Alley
Fucking fantastic. I laughed so hard at this chapter.
Reviewer: dkgors (Signed) · Date: January 03, 2010 04:19 PM · On: Stand-Off
I've never read a story quite like this one. One minute I'm laughing my head off...and...the next minute.... I'm staring at the screen.... squeezing my thighs together....hmmm....very interesting LOL :)
I say this everytime, this is a fun story to read, you have a great wit about you...lot's of fun :)
Reviewer: diamondtopaz (Signed) · Date: January 03, 2010 04:18 PM · On: Stand-Off
Love Emmett's man-crush on Rob! And not to mention I loved Rob in this chapter, as well.
Keep up the great work!
Please update soon!
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