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Reviewer: lohleegaggle (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 11:08 PM · On: Cheap Wine and...the Truth
This reminds me a little of a news story I read awhile ago. Good chapter.
Reviewer: lohleegaggle (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 11:01 PM · On: Big-Tit's Buffet
Uh oh...what will happen?
Reviewer: lohleegaggle (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 10:53 PM · On: Alice, Asstard and Piss-Girl
“Alice, you named your vibrator Jasper – how respectful is that?”
I freaking LOVE that Jasper is a therapist! That's so perfect.
Reviewer: lavishone (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 10:48 PM · On: Cool, Calm & Cockblocked
Jesus woman, re-reading this chapter made me go all tingly again. These two frustrated kids are HOT!
They do need to get their "ducks in a row" though, so I'm glad they aren't just f*cking around. They owe it to one-another to be more for each other...
Reviewer: lohleegaggle (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 10:44 PM · On: Breakfast & Belching
"Being grateful sucks ass.
But then so does dying alone in an alley."
Touche, Swan. Touche.
Also, loved the bit - "It was one of the most incredibly disgusting and erotic things I have ever seen."
I'm excited to keep reading!
Reviewer: lohleegaggle (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 10:34 PM · On: The Alley
A rabid poodle...I actually snorted out loud. I like this a lot. It's original and flows great. Also, loved that I didn't automatically connect "the screamers" with fans. I actually got a little freaked out at first and thought maybe Edward was being chased by a gang called screamers or something. Lol. On to the next chapter.
Reviewer: rosenmia (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 08:59 PM · On: Cool, Calm & Cockblocked
Ooooook you're trying to make me crazy, aren't you? Loving the fact that Alice has one hell of a cock collection! Smart girls always look after their 'moody vaginas'! XD Now please, for the love of all that is smutty...BRING ON THE SMEXING!!!
Reviewer: twilight lover (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 08:13 PM · On: Cool, Calm & Cockblocked
holy hell ... i am in desperate need of a cold shower right now ... GAH ... no fair i need to sleepnow :( and no sexin for godzy and giney? GAHHHHH ... please update soon ... like i am desperate :S
Reviewer: diamondtopaz (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 06:24 PM · On: Cool, Calm & Cockblocked
I'd love for Edward to discover all the "tools" lol :]
Thanks for the long update! Keep up the great work!
Please update soon!
Reviewer: sherriecherries (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 06:06 PM · On: Cool, Calm & Cockblocked
can't wait for more
Reviewer: Robs_Muse (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 03:52 PM · On: Cool, Calm & Cockblocked
Ok so I finally learned how to use my phone to post a review! First of all congrats! Its well deserved. Second of all, I'm with you, let these two egt their hump on! I love this story and updates are like little whipped cream on an Edward. So I will wait patiently by my phone for the email.
Reviewer: Anamika (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 03:23 PM · On: The Bet
You have the best author notes!
Reviewer: erinnnzomg (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 02:57 PM · On: Cool, Calm & Cockblocked
WTF?! She's a SCREAMER NOW?!
Gay.
Unless you can explain that to me XDDD
erinzomg
Reviewer: Anamika (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 01:46 PM · On: Alice, Asstard and Piss-Girl
Hi. See, we respond well to direct instruction!
Reviewer: LitanyG (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 01:27 PM · On: Cool, Calm & Cockblocked
Ma phrase préférée du chapitre :
Cullen, get up and turn this shit off, NOW, before it causes you to do someone...I mean something...that you're really going to regret.
J'ai adoré le passage avec le porno où on avait le droit à la version porno de edward et bella.
Merci pour ce chapitre très chère kiya ;)
Reviewer: twibrarian88 (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 01:17 PM · On: Cool, Calm & Cockblocked
As always, loved the humor. Edward's internal monologues are the best! There was so much in this chapter -- the porn names, Alice's vibe lecture series, and the UST, of course.
You're doing just fine, Kiya. You shouldn't let those crazy kids off their leashes yet -- they've got to learn their lesson, right? I mean, that's not sadistic or anything, it's just good author-parenting........
Reviewer: PulpAddict (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 01:03 PM · On: Cool, Calm & Cockblocked
I love this story. Thanks for giving them just as much chemistry joking around as they have for the smutty scenes. I could spend all day with these kids.
Reviewer: Neurotika (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 12:23 PM · On: Cool, Calm & Cockblocked
Those porn titles were HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brilliant.
Please let them get together soon?
Awesome chapter though.
xx
Reviewer: amg98 (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 12:15 PM · On: Cheap Wine and...the Truth
"Lucky Bitch" now that is funny!! Loved the chapter. Thanks for sharing.
Reviewer: fiesty_pookie (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 12:06 PM · On: Cool, Calm & Cockblocked
love, love, love the hilarious porn-titles :)
and of course Edward's hotness
Reviewer: jenejes (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 11:25 AM · On: Cool, Calm & Cockblocked
you turned Bella into a screamer?!?!? Wow. I never thought I'd see the day. btw, I totes love this story, even if Bree should die in some over-the-cliff car accident :-)
Reviewer: firemoon_dragon (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 11:17 AM · On: Cool, Calm & Cockblocked
I have a feeling tha remote controlled vibrator is gonna come into play soon....hehe. Love your story!!
Reviewer: SomethingAwesome (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 10:56 AM · On: Cool, Calm & Cockblocked
I love you. Bella is awesome, Alice is awesome and Edward is . . .*drools*.
Reviewer: amg98 (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2010 10:08 AM · On: The Alley
Very funny!! Loved the chapter and am eager for more. Thanks for sharing.
Reviewer: Noelani (Signed) · Date: January 12, 2010 12:53 AM · On: SNL & The Spanish Inquisition
hahahah i love the rob cameo.
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