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Reviews For The Screamers
Reviewer: edwardftw85 (Signed) · Date: May 03, 2010 08:40 AM · On: F**king Angry

LOL he should ask for a discount... bailing 6 people out at the same time. I think it would be awesome if you did some train scene outtakes because I would LOVE to see everyones reaction to being arrested. Great chapter update again soon!

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 28, 2010 08:10 PM · On: Thudding Destiny

Mommy's back!

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 28, 2010 07:15 PM · On: Smackdown

Wow - that Bree deserved worse than she got.  She is lucky that Alice and Bella did not grind her to the ground.  But then again, they are above that skank. 

I love Rob in this story - best comic relief ever!

Bella and Edward both did an amazing job at maintaining their cool.

You are the best.

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 27, 2010 09:18 PM · On: Tongue Tied

yippee!

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 27, 2010 07:35 PM · On: Exit Strategy

“In the bathroom. I managed to race in here and lock the door, but fuck me shorty - I'm really damn scared about what will happen when she gets this door open.” I heard a jiggling noise in the background. “Oh Christ, the lock is moving, Alice! The goddamn lock is moving!!” I heard a banging sound and something that sounded like a small girl screaming in fear – I assumed it was Rob.


 


Tears are still rolling down my face..... omg you are amazing!

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 27, 2010 06:59 PM · On: Aftermath

I am not going to comment... too busy wiping the tears.

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 27, 2010 06:34 PM · On: Unforgivable

omg..**said in the smallest voice possible**.

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 27, 2010 06:00 PM · On: Unspoken Truths

Ok - that's just not far.  You had me in stitches with Alice's inner dialogues and retorts.  Tears streaming down my face and you block me with the last line?@  Who is the dude?  Stay tuned, I plan on finding out.

What the hell!

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 27, 2010 04:42 PM · On: Sexual Healing

This has got to be one of the funnies fanfics I have ever read.  You must chickie, are so incredibly talented.  Not only are you a wonderful writer but your wit is second to none.

 

I salute you!

Reviewer: mapoftheproblematique (Signed) · Date: April 26, 2010 09:51 PM · On: Tongue Tied

I loved it when Alice went all Monica from Friends... awesome stuff :)

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 26, 2010 09:33 PM · On: Giney & Godzy's Big Day Out

ok - it's time to step away from the computer.  Don't look back.  Shut it down and go to sleep.  What the hell, maybe just one more chapter!

 

Hee hee....

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 26, 2010 09:05 PM · On: Unacceptable Touching Marathon

OK - I definately need a fag!

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 26, 2010 08:36 PM · On: The After-Party

Oh for the love of Baby Jesus.........

Reviewer: mapoftheproblematique (Signed) · Date: April 26, 2010 08:03 PM · On: Moving Forward

Your Emmet is my favourite ever, I was laughing to hard I cried... seriously girl, you are a genius. *worships*

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 26, 2010 07:58 PM · On: SNL & The Spanish Inquisition

Holy shits and giggles.  where do you come up with this stuff?

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 26, 2010 07:35 PM · On: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back

oh crap - it really is two steps back.  I don't like it one bit i tell you!

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 26, 2010 06:49 PM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

Whoa..... I need a ciggie now!

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 26, 2010 06:24 PM · On: Unacceptable Touching

Awwww... that was so heart warming!

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 26, 2010 06:11 PM · On: Cheap Wine and...the Truth

WOW - that was intense.  I hate to think of the other things Bella had to do to survive.  Edward truly is a Knight in shining armour.

 

beautifully written.

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 26, 2010 05:45 PM · On: Alice, Asstard and Piss-Girl

No, Barbie’s inane sweetness didn’t do Bella justice. More like Bitch-Slap Barbie: nut-cracking steel-toed boots and optional penis sold separately.



This is the funniest line ever!



Great writing@

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 26, 2010 05:30 PM · On: Breakfast & Belching

Loving it!

Reviewer: ELLC (Signed) · Date: April 26, 2010 05:16 PM · On: The Alley

THAT WAS HYSTERICAL!

Reviewer: mapoftheproblematique (Signed) · Date: April 24, 2010 05:34 PM · On: Giney & Godzy's Big Day Out

now every time bella goes all multiple personality disorder i get the gollum fish song from the 2 towers in my head. your words are pure genius hahaha

Reviewer: mapoftheproblematique (Signed) · Date: April 24, 2010 03:52 PM · On: The After-Party

My friend recd this story to me ages ago & I started reading yesterday... I was gonna wait til i'd gotten up to date to review but.. jesus, you make me laugh so much! Your writing is amazing. I want your babies. Please never stop writing! :) x

Reviewer: megsten (Signed) · Date: April 19, 2010 09:19 PM · On: Thudding Destiny

This fic is the devil. I'm on my GD vacation and I spent all damn day on the beach reading it. By far, the most imaginitive and funny fics I've read in ages. Your lemons make me google the closest Target since I didn't pack any batteries in my suitcase.

We're not worthy!

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