This story just keeps getting better and better.  I like the idea that Bella, for all of her personality defects is able to help Edward.  It seems like they are saving each other...or at least are headed in that direction.  Hope Bella can find her decent table manners though...

Can't wait to see what Alice has to say about Bella!

This story keeps getting better and better!  Love that Alice is Edward's manager...she's perfect as the evil controlling manager- it makes me giggle!

love it! 

I love this story! So hilarious! Can't see what you've got in store with these two crazy kids.

I just found this story this morning...I'm liking it :)

Love it!

Ur an awesome writer.

Can''t wait for the next chapter :-)

LOL! I LOVE that Alice named her giant dildo Jasper! Your Bella has a great sense of humor too! Can't wait for more!!!

I like it.

As you say, reviews are lovely, so here's mine. Even if it is simple.

Alice.x

Author's Response:

Thanks Alice.  I truly appreciate you review.  I hope you keep reading.

As a small treat here is my fave joke at the moment:

Once upon a time there lived an inflatable boy.  He attended an inflatable school where all his friends and teachers were inflatable.  One day, the boy brought a pin to school.  He was immediately called into the principal's office.

"What on earth do you think you're doing, bringing a pin to school?" said the principal.  "Do you have any idea what you've done?  You've let me down, you've let yourself down, you've let the whole school down!"

 

Hope you liked it.

 

yeaah.. I liked it :D the whole story seems awesome and totally different from other story's so cooL:D

This seems like a pretty cool story so far. I really like bad ass Bella! Oh and the fact that Edward is scared of 15 year old girls hilarious!!!

Author's Response:

Hey klafol5089, thanks so much for taking the time to review The Screamers.  It really means a lot to me.

 

Here is my fave joke at the moment:

Once upon a time there lived an inflatable boy.  He attended an inflatable school where all his friends and teachers were inflatable.  One day, the boy brought a pin to school.  He was immediately called into the principal's office.

"What on earth do you think you're doing, bringing a pin to school?" said the principal.  "Do you have any idea what you've done?  You've let me down, you've let yourself down, you've let the whole school down!"

 

Hope you liked it.

Awww...more lemony, less angsty please.

It's interesting how they are both using their humor to block the pain.

I mean, look, he's been in rehab a few times.  Taking drugs is a way of not dealing.  It's not just the rock n' roll lifestyle, that boy has got some pain he's stuffing down with drugs.

Then Bella.  Well, you don't wind up on the street with men pissing on you by accident, right? 

So, my wish is that the angst centers around their voyage of self-discovery.  In other words, breaking down each other's walls.  I have a feeling they're two sides of the same coin.  In other words, if Edward didn't have his family and/or his talent, he might be lying there on the streets with Bella.

Nice way to bring Alice and Bella together.  I soundly refuse any ff where they do not love each other totally.  They are MFEO like E & B are MFEO.  It just IS. 

You have certainly created two very interesting characters here.  Poor Edward being famous and fearing fame. 

One thing you did that impressed me.  Usually most people would have had Bella the next morning tucking her tail between her legs and insisting she go back on the streets.  I like how she accepted his generosity and saving her and thanked him for it. 

I am also impressed that he can meet stubborn Bella head-on and deal with her BS.

Yes, you could say I'm hooked.

Author's Response:

Hey Grizzly

Love your reviews hon - always intelligent and thought provoking.

You're right about the walls that B & E have put up.  We'll start to get little details about why they are how they are in the next chapter - and bit by bit they'll realize they are what the other is missing.  E's addictive personality is hiding the fact that he feels completely out of place in the crazy world that he inhabits.  He didn't choose this lifestlye and getting high was a way to not deal with it (your are spot on with your theory.) 

And Bella has issues related to feeling as though her mother and Phil didn't want her around.  She tried to make it on her own but her low self-esteem (and events yet to be revealed), left her depressed and dejected.  Part of her believed she deserved nothing better than to live on streets.  But she sees the opportunity that has fallen into her lap and with E's help, will realize she is worthy of so much more.

Alice will be making her presence felt in the next chapter, and how!  She a force of nature, and although it seems that she and Bella are going to butt heads, never fear, they will be BFF's before the chapter's end.

E & B will continue to goad eachother and break down their respective walls, and eventually will realize they were made for each other - but not before some thigh-clenching sexual tension and several monumental arguments.

So hey - there's a thumbnail sketch of where this is going.  Thanks so much for taking an interest - your thoughts and theories mean the world to me.

Here is my fave joke at the moment:

Once upon a time there lived an inflatable boy.  He attended an inflatable school where all his friends and teachers were inflatable.  One day, the boy brought a pin to school.  He was immediately called into the principal's office.

"What on earth do you think you're doing, bringing a pin to school?" said the principal.  "Do you have any idea what you've done?  You've let me down, you've let yourself down, you've let the whole school down!"

 

Hope you liked it.

LOL, I know exactly what you mean about reviews... I didn't think they were a big deal until I posted my own story for the first time... now every time I update a chapter I sit in front of my computer clicking the refresh button and checking my email roughly every 20 minutes or so.

Anyways, your story is too funny! I was actually laughing out loud, and I love that he named his fans "the screamers"! I look forward to reading more and am adding it to my favorites :D

Author's Response:

Hey Wishingforlove

Lol...yes review addiction is quickly becoming a problem for me.  Mind you it does make me want to write faster so I can get more chapters up to review.

Thanks so much for taking the time to review The Screamers - it really means a lot to me.

Here is my fave joke at the moment:

Once upon a time there lived an inflatable boy.  He attended an inflatable school where all his friends and teachers were inflatable.  One day, the boy brought a pin to school.  He was immediately called into the principal's office.

"What on earth do you think you're doing, bringing a pin to school?" said the principal.  "Do you have any idea what you've done?  You've let me down, you've let yourself down, you've let the whole school down!"

 

Hope you liked it.

ACE!

I practically peed myself laughing at that!


Keep it up!

xxxx