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Reviewer: yesyov (Signed) · Date: May 23, 2009 02:49 AM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

Ummm Ok....

Brisbane you say!!!!!!!!

will it freak you out if I say...... ME TOO!!!!

I am almost too afraid to ask how old you are?????

Leisa

 

Reviewer: KelseyJane (Signed) · Date: May 22, 2009 08:06 PM · On: Big-Tit's Buffet

Lmao! Loved the entire thing! Have I said before that you are talented? Cuz, ya are! Awesome freaking chapter! My favorite? The dessert thing where she pointed and did the thumbs up. Priceless.

Reviewer: Hawklore (Signed) · Date: May 22, 2009 02:27 PM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

Hmmm - is it wrong that I found nicotene-withdrawing, lust-crazed Edward more than a little bit hawt? He can stalk me round the kitchen island any day...

As ever, this chapter was laugh out loud funny in parts. As much as I'm trying to empathise with Edward's pain, I aint never been a smoker so there was less of the sympathy and more of the hilarity at his reaction to being without his precious smokes. I once had a chain smoking roomie who behaved very similarly (minus the lusty bit, thankfully) every time she gave up the cigs. She would alternate from desperately trying to wheedle from me the hiding place where she'd asked me to stash her emergency cigs, to snarling like a pit viper at anyone who came within 10 yards of her. After a day or two I was generally tempted to light one up and stuff it in her beak just to give us all a bit of peace...

Joking above aside, I get that it's more than just giving up the cigs this time for Edward. It's giving up his last remaining crutch and finding out if he really can stand on his own two feet. I liked the futher glimpse into Edward and Alice's relationship this chapter. She really is a stellar support for him, and they have such a close sibling bond. I loved that Alice's awesome day of fun had a sneaky hidden agenda. She certainly knows her brother inside and out, and sadly I bet Alice has seen Edward in some truly sorry states over the years. She seems to have been with him every step of the way as he's dealt with his addictive behaviours one by one, yet its heartwarming that she still has such faith in him. I can also see why Alice is so delighted to have Bella around though, someone else who cares deeply for Edward and can help her share the load.

Bella is a kick-ass handler/assistant. Seriously. Her care package was all kinds of perfect - practical and anticpatory of Edward's *every* need! And on the topic - eight times?! EIGHT times?! Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, that man is somethin'..

And finally, one of my favourite things about this chapter was this part "The door closed behind her. Suddenly the need to claw my skin off and kill small furry creatures was back. Fuck I need a cigarette!". Cause it made me realise that, for Edward, being with Bella herself is better than any nicotene withdrawal product on the market. He seems to draw strength just from having her near, and it makes all the other crap (the screamers, his addictions) seem less insurmountable.

Looking forward to the next update o'course, but you take as long as you need Darl'. Real life and all that. Would love to offer you patronage so you could ditch the day job, but sadly the funds wont quite stretch that far I'm afraid...



Author's Response:

Ahhhhhh...there it is.  *sigh*  Been kind of desperate for my Hawk fix.  Feel better now.

I had fun writing this one.  I don't really understand the whole cigarette addiction either.  I mean I smoked briefly in college but that was more "Hey I'm out in the big world by myself, why the fuck not?"  Plus I was an acting major so it was kind of the norm, but I always found it  a bit disgusting.  My Dad smoked all through my childhood and I think that glamorised it for me.  But one day he just decided to quit, cold turkey.  He never touched a ciggie again and is now rabidly against them. 

Sadly I'm a pathetically addiction free person.  I don't smoke, I very rarely drink (if you saw me after two glasses of wine you'd know why), I have done some drugs over the years (hey, I'm an actor - it's kind of compulsory) but nothing really snapped my cracker.  The only addictions I really have are sugar (sweet saccarine!), your kick-ass reviews and Twilight.  So in writing Edward's withdrawal I simply imagined myself with massive PMT and my husband holding a packet of choc-mint thins and not sharing - voila! 

I have worked with a few druggies over the years - once again, the norm in the acting world - and one guy in particular told me about his battles with drugs and alcohol.  He eventually got clean, but there was no way on God's clean lovely earth that we was giving up those ciggies.  They were his lifeline.  Sad.

Well you'll be pleased to know that the next chapter is nearly finished.  Should have it up tomorrow.  And let me warn you, there WILL be unacceptable touching.  No boom, boom just yet cause, you know I like to tease, but definite makin'.

Love you, love your work

L x

 

 

Reviewer: twilight lover (Signed) · Date: May 22, 2009 09:49 AM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

moremore more please!!!!!!!   i like how edward has to deal with addictions and i like how the girls are helping him through it ... cant wait for more ... b &e are starting to get HOT!!! hehe

Reviewer: Forbidden Twilighter (Signed) · Date: May 22, 2009 08:17 AM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

Great!

 

Reviewer: starcrossdlover (Signed) · Date: May 22, 2009 06:23 AM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

hahahah...i love withdrawal edward...i could totally see that scene playing out in my head :) can't wait to read more!!! great job!

Reviewer: yesyov (Signed) · Date: May 22, 2009 05:54 AM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

OK....

 

I am married

Live in Australia

AND my name is Leisa (same spelling)

I also own a UKW.... but I haven't named it?

Should I be worried I am writing in my sleep??

 

 



Author's Response:

Um...ok...so you have completely freaked me out.  First of all, the spelling of our names - a curse as you well know cause we're always getting called Lisa, Leisha, Liza or any other variation that is completely wrong.

Which city are you in?  I live in Brisbane.

We need to talk more, cause this is fucking spooky.

 

 

 

 

Reviewer: TheCutie (Signed) · Date: May 22, 2009 03:22 AM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

:D Bella is too good :D and I feel for edward smoking addiction is a bitch.. I can't wait for the next chapter



Author's Response:

Hey girl

You get a gold star for reviewing each chapter as you read.  Usually when people read multiple chapters they just do one review at the end, but not you.  Extra points!

I'm glad you're enjoying it.  Tell your friends and family!  Let's get this little story in the top 10!

Mwah!

 

 

Reviewer: TheCutie (Signed) · Date: May 22, 2009 03:08 AM · On: Unacceptable Touching

Alice is so cute :D and Bella and Edward have so much chemistry

Reviewer: TheCutie (Signed) · Date: May 22, 2009 02:55 AM · On: Cheap Wine and...the Truth

wow that's so sad.. Phil is an asshole I'm so sorry for bella.. :(

Reviewer: TheCutie (Signed) · Date: May 22, 2009 02:44 AM · On: Big-Tit's Buffet

Bella is so fucking cool :D She is so sarcastic :D I love the storyy

Reviewer: TheCutie (Signed) · Date: May 22, 2009 02:35 AM · On: Alice, Asstard and Piss-Girl

:D ur chapters are so long .. i love it and Edward is funny in a really fucked up way :D Bella is awesome and Alice is a shopaholic like always but with an extra cool touch:D

Reviewer: KelseyJane (Signed) · Date: May 22, 2009 12:39 AM · On: Alice, Asstard and Piss-Girl

Hmm. Fuckstick. That's a new one. Haha, i kinda like it. Mind if I borrow it? The true way to a mans heart...making a farting sound. Works every time. lol Good chapter!

Reviewer: KelseyJane (Signed) · Date: May 21, 2009 11:52 PM · On: Breakfast & Belching

Lmao! I freaking love this story. I'm fucking awesome! I could totally see him saying that. God they crack me up. Well done chica! Take your fucking pills when I tell you to. Oh my God. Awesome chapter.

Does this count as another kick ass review? Hehe.



Author's Response:

Yes KJ, this most definitely counts as another kick-ass review.  Keep 'em coming honey, and I love hearing about your fave lines.  It makes me smile :)

 

Reviewer: lia516 (Signed) · Date: May 21, 2009 11:34 PM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

I love the way you start off chapters that could be about anything.  It started with the screamers...making me think some kind of mafia boss was after him or something.  Now again you did it with the cigs.  My mind is going crazy trying to figure what is going on and then when it's revealed it's pretty funny (not that cigs are funny, my dad died from lung cancer) and much tamer than anything I was thinking.   I love these two together and I can't wait for more.

favorite line:  “So how many times did you pop?” Bella! What part of the statement “change the subject” did you not understand?"   That made me laugh out loud...too funny.



Author's Response:

Hey lia, loved your review.  I love it when people tell me their fave lines - I make a happy noise.

 

Please keep reviewing, it means the world to me.

Reviewer: stuckinreverse (Signed) · Date: May 21, 2009 10:27 PM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

Haha loved it. Their interaction is always great. Can't wait for more!

Reviewer: Jadalulu (Signed) · Date: May 21, 2009 10:06 PM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

Haha! I like sexy ass Edward in withdrawal! EIGHT TIMES!!!!! HEEELLLLOOOOOOO STAMINA! Very good chapter....hilarious! Can't wait to see Edward & Piss-Girl get "close" YEAH! Very well written! LOVE LOVE LOVE this fic!!!!!! And i surpisingly am entertained by the Pixie's dirty little mouth too! :-) Update soon!



Author's Response:

Thanks for the kick-ass review.  Please feel free to let me know your fave bits of each chapter.  I really makes my day.

Keep on giving me your thoughts and I'll give you more chapters.

 

 

 

Reviewer: IntoTheNight (Signed) · Date: May 21, 2009 09:03 PM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

This story makes my day. I just found it earlier tonight and read all seven chapters in one sitting because I'm sad like that.

 

BTW. "fellating"? (from a couple chapters ago?) Nearly made me piss my pants.

 

Oh. And I have immense faith in Edward. Eight times. Edward-'thelegend'-Cullen. 

 

Keep up the awesome writing!



Author's Response:

Wow, your review made me smile.  I'm so glad that you're enjoying it.  Please tell everyone you know and let's get this bitch into the faves list.

Mwah!

Reviewer: Wishingforlove (Signed) · Date: May 21, 2009 08:54 PM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

Holy.... EIGHT! Geez.... *is picturingt this in her head*..... um, I'll come back and leave you a good review later..... I just thought of something I need to ....um.... yeah, bye.



Author's Response:

Hey girl

Hope you're feeling...relieved.  How many times did it take you?

Laughed out loud at your review.  Send more and keep me laughing.

 

 

 

Reviewer: xchic (Signed) · Date: May 21, 2009 08:24 PM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

i want you to know that i ditched studyong for hitory test for this. oh my, how can i live now ? LOL. I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove it. i am abso-fucking-lutely iin love with this story, and expecting an update asap :)



Author's Response:

He he.  Well I'll try to not keep you waiting for too long.  Already nearly finished the next chappie so let me know your thoughts when it comes through.

I'm thrilled that you're enjoying the story.  Tell your friends about it!

Reviewer: scottslass (Signed) · Date: May 21, 2009 08:18 PM · On: The Alley


Reviewer: Irritable_Grizzzly (Signed) · Date: May 21, 2009 08:16 PM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

So, yeah, if I was gonna jump the fence for anyone, baby, you know it would be for you.  That Aussie accent, you know, I'm a sucker for it.  You're the only one with whom I'd share RPATTZ.

Eight times?  Sigh.  Why you gotta make all my fantasies come true?

So, you know I have heaps o'love for this chapter and I feel it does advance their relationship.  It can't all be jokes and masks.  This is the real deal here.

A story that makes you laugh one minute, go into deep thought the next and then cry is the sign of a damn good story.  So, I guess you've got a damn good story here.

Hmmm...the SNL chappie.  Heh heh heh.  Did I mention how much I love being your beta???

Oh, I mean, you're right.  Totally forgettable.  Completely meh. 

Cat aka your Catty-wan

Reviewer: cindysark (Signed) · Date: May 21, 2009 08:06 PM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

The ending of this chapter was pretty epic! I'm looking forward to the SNL chapter and especially some compromising positions. Can't waait for more!

Reviewer: r-pks (Signed) · Date: May 21, 2009 07:57 PM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

This chapter was hilarious, as usual.  And seriously can they just fuck now?  Please!  Your story is fantastic.  KEEEP THE GOOD WORK UP.  Please and thank you.



Author's Response:

Hey r-pks

thanks for the awesome review.  And yes, fuckage is coming up in the next few chapters, but be patient.  There is much smut to explore before we get to the boom, boom.  Some of Alice's rules get broken next chapter though so at least that's something.

thanks for the support, it means the world to me.

 

Reviewer: valelf (Signed) · Date: May 21, 2009 07:55 PM · On: Pity-poison and Porn

Eight?!?! Damn!

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