Wow.  Finally.  I'm glad that they put Alice in her place.  Although I'm still weirded out by having real people in fic.  It's just a thing.  Luckily, RPattz is gone now.

Again, I'm so glad that you touched on Bella's feeling of everything being just too good after being shit for so long.  It's got to be a mind trip for her.

Heck yes!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome chapter.  Jealous Edward? Mmmm yummy. Sexy time between the two coming next chapter? I bow down to you.  This just keeps getting better!

Hee, great chapter.  Rob and Edward face to face in the same room.  It's a wonder that Bella didn't combust ;)

number 1: i love you for mentioning monty python and the spanish inquisition. MP is the funniest shit. NOT THE COMFY CHAIR! hahahaha

number 2: i love jealous edward. especially since he's jealous of robert pattinson. that image is just priceless.

i can't wait to read more! great job!

I laughed - so loud and so hard, pretty much during the whole thing. [Well, ok, except when Bella told Edward how she ended up on the street, obviously.]

I wasn't at all sure what to expect when I started reading your story, but I sure didn't expect it to be so funny. Your dialogues are so witty and their trains of thought so hilarious, I think all my neighbours heard me cackling during the past few hours, haha.

But this is very well written in general. I like your style and can't wait for an update.

Thank you so much for sharing this!

(forgive me if this posts twice, thought I hit the submit button but something must have gone wrong) Okay, I have been OBSESSED with Twilighted.net since January and I log on DAILY for updates and new stories.  However this is the first time I've ever posted a review.  I almost passed on this story because of the title and I'm glad I gave it a chance because it is FREAKING AWESOME!!  You are very clever and the story is well written not to mention HILARIOUS.  I'm adding it to my faves.  Thanks so much for the frequent posts.  You Rock!! 

Pssss, 8 alright I guess!  He's real close to almost being as good as my husband!

;p That was an interesting schizophrenic experience. Thank you for the wonderfully long chapter!

Bwahahaha. That is hysterical. Thank you for updating!!!

I LOVE monty python!!!! they are hilarious although I don't think I have seen the Spanish inquisition I plan on doing just that right now ! So now we are going to get a nice peak at  jealous edward?!!? is he going to have a big freak out in the middle of the show? omg I am so excited tosee waht happens next !!!!!! :) please write FAST !!!!!!!!!

Teehee!  That was too funny.  It usually kind of creeps me out when people write fic about Robert Pattison but this was plausible and absolutely hilarious! 

Ooh, luverly! I hope there'll be an after-party in the story, Rob and Bella together was great! And Bella falling off the bed was laugh-out-loud funny...

That was hilarous! Rob and Edward in the same room...love it!!