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Reviewer: kimberly128 (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 10:29 PM · On: Chapter 31

Great chapter, but now I really want to know what is going on? Hilarious...What happened for those idiots to end up in Jail? Update fast

Reviewer: tri (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 10:14 PM · On: Chapter 31

what.......... why,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, did jake leave the bong!? or did go back to the bar .....dut....dut.....dut!

how about 3 more EXTRA EXTRA LONG CHAPTERS   THEN WRAP IT ALL UP IN A PRETTY PRETTY BOW? COM ON YOU KNO YOU GOT IT IN YOU!!!!!!!!!! 

Reviewer: missingbrinly (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 10:11 PM · On: Chapter 31

LOVED IT, LOVED IT, LOVED IT!!!  SEXY, FUNNY AND A CLIFF HANGER TOO!!

THANKS FOR THE GREAT CHAPTER!

Reviewer: pavelowwife53 (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 10:07 PM · On: Chapter 31

hahahahahahahahahaha!  That is all

Reviewer: steflynno (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 10:03 PM · On: Chapter 31

What did the family do to end up in jail? I don't want this story to end. Too funny.

Reviewer: dancingblondie (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 09:48 PM · On: Chapter 31

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A COCKBLOCKING FAMILY!

~ B

Reviewer: mayams (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 09:23 PM · On: Chapter 31

What did they do????? Definetely another hilarous anecdote, the interruptions included of course. What was supposed to be a day of celebrations for Bella and Edward has t urned into another chapter in their "strange and uncommon" relationship. Alice showing up, tagging everyone with her. Emmett's shock for being left out of the loop with the proposal, Alice's surprise at the ring on Bella's hand, the conversation with Esme and Carlisle, the phone calls, it has really been quite a start of the year.

And now they have to go get them out of jail? This should be fun and interesting.

Reviewer: Danger_Magnet (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 09:20 PM · On: Chapter 31

LOL WHAT? why is his family in jail? whyy???? hahahaha plz update soon!

Reviewer: jazzy-cullen (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 09:15 PM · On: Chapter 31

WTF????   r u going to update soon or what? do leave me like this seriously. u had me all sunshine and rainbows and ready for more unicorns and instead i get a cliffie...thanks....it better b hilarious!!!  ;)

Reviewer: just me (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 09:13 PM · On: Chapter 31

Jail? Lauren, maybe?

Reviewer: Colum (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 09:13 PM · On: Chapter 31

That was not a nice thing to do to Edward or me!!!!

Reviewer: SarahElizabeth (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 09:11 PM · On: Chapter 31

Oh dear God. What did the Cullen clan get themselves into now. Did Alice and Rose go all vampire on Lauren's skanky ass? That makes the most sense. Hmm?

And could Edward be any more adorable, and, ya know, hot?

I'm so sad this story is almost over. All my stories are ending. ::pouts::

 

Reviewer: love2read (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 09:11 PM · On: Chapter 31

Great chapter!  I can't believe that its so close to the end, Can you say Sequel?    I hope!  I loved the family interaction and I hope that while Mistress Bella was taming Edward The family was taming Lauren!  Love the Carlisle perspective! Too funny!

Reviewer: mrsgunsage (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 09:06 PM · On: Chapter 31

Somebody beat the piss out of Lauren!  I'm betting Alice threw the punch and Emmett held the bitch.

Reviewer: jacqueline3508 (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 08:58 PM · On: Chapter 31

I bet on Alice taking out Lauren and the rest of them helping when it got others involved.

Reviewer: il-bel-mondo (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 08:56 PM · On: Chapter 31

OMG!!! I looooove this...and since I know where there is headed I'm just gonna say your a genius! MWAH

Reviewer: dreampills (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 08:54 PM · On: Chapter 31

LOL!  Shit, I was totally loving their celebration.  Minus all the cock-blocking!  But, a really really funny jail story with make up for it!

Reviewer: KTCullen (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 08:52 PM · On: Chapter 31

Uh oh! Looks like they ran into Lauren,,,

 

Another AWESOME chapter!!! Seriously, what will make me laugh this hard when your done??

Reviewer: twilight4evr (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 08:52 PM · On: Chapter 31

omg omg omg!!

how did they get into jail!

hope u upload the nxt chapter soon!

Reviewer: ernzo (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 08:49 PM · On: Chapter 31

lmfao what happened to land them all in jail?

Reviewer: Gryphon (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 08:43 PM · On: Chapter 31

ROTFMLOL!! OMG...this story just keeps getting better and better!

More please!  :-D

Reviewer: Burntcore (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 08:39 PM · On: Chapter 31

OOooOo....  I bet his fam went out and beat the crap out of Marcus and Lauren... the chicks beat on Lauren of course.  Lauren deserves every smack, every scratch she got.

Reviewer: SDDoo (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 08:30 PM · On: Chapter 31

Poor Edward!  He's having such a hard (no pun intented) time getting his celebratory sex on!  I can't wait to hear what they did to end up in the clink!This should be really good.  And we got a bonus chapter!

Reviewer: branlc (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 08:23 PM · On: Chapter 31

Great chapter! Poor Edward getting cock-blocked twice in a few minutes.  How the hell did they end up in jail? I can't wait to find out!

Reviewer: DeeZ750 (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2009 08:22 PM · On: Chapter 31

Oh poor Edward cock blocked again. Great story.

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