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Reviewer: Becky2288 (Signed) · Date: May 04, 2009 09:21 PM · On: Disappearance
oh my god! why would he do that! stupid edward! ofcourse they'll agree and turn on the cullens once they didnt have the wolves to help them. Or they'll ask him for something in return! ugh! stupid stupid edward! You know there was a point in eclipse and breaking dawn where he just got on my nerves and this one is just getting me pissed at him all over! WHAT AN IDIOT! He knew it was comming I just hope bella gets him to change his mind!
Author's Response: I love that you're so invested in this. Want some of my Swedish Berries?
Reviewer: div2994 (Signed) · Date: May 04, 2009 02:19 PM · On: An Education
Haha, this is hilarious, keep on with it, it's getting good =] xx
Author's Response: Thanks for reading! Hope you like the next few chapters...
Reviewer: dancegrl52 (Signed) · Date: May 02, 2009 11:38 AM · On: Complications
this is awesome...plz write more!
Reviewer: JulesnJim (Signed) · Date: May 01, 2009 05:39 PM · On: Complications
TOO FUNNY! LOL!
Reviewer: Fatima (Signed) · Date: May 01, 2009 09:48 AM · On: The Deed
OK that was hot! He phased into a wolf while doing the deed!
Reviewer: sweeze (Signed) · Date: April 30, 2009 05:42 PM · On: First Yearnings
I must say, this is a HILARIOUS story, AND that banner is HAWT- Renesmee "riding" Jacob, priceless.
Author's Response: All 4 Twilight Saga books - $75
Laptop to write crackfic - $1000
Booze to make the cracfic flow from my fingertips - $25
Monthly bill for BlackBerry, used to check reader reviews - $80
Banner with Nessie riding Jacob - priceless
LOL
Reviewer: monkeylover95 (Signed) · Date: April 30, 2009 03:20 PM · On: Complications
wow i think he might of gone to the cotge to pull himself to gether and i can t wait to see if im right
Reviewer: cdg921 (Signed) · Date: April 30, 2009 02:52 PM · On: Complications
nice! please continue soon!
Reviewer: twilight4ever927 (Signed) · Date: April 30, 2009 08:37 AM · On: Complications
I love the way you portrayed their emotions. What was the deal with Edward, though?
Author's Response: Edward at the end of the chapter, when he just leaves? You'll have to wait and see...
If you're referring to Edward's response to the entire situation, then I have a different answer: I think that knowing about someone's feelings for your daughter and knowing that they are acting on those feelings are two completely different things. Edward was okay with the knowledge that Jake and Nessie would be together, but flipped his lid when it actually came to pass. But what's he to do now??? Hmmm...
Author's Response: Edward at the end of the chapter, when he just leaves? You'll have to wait and see...
If you're referring to Edward's response to the entire situation, then I have a different answer: I think that knowing about someone's feelings for your daughter and knowing that they are acting on those feelings are two completely different things. Edward was okay with the knowledge that Jake and Nessie would be together, but flipped his lid when it actually came to pass. But what's he to do now??? Hmmm...
Reviewer: alaska4114 (Signed) · Date: April 29, 2009 10:15 PM · On: Complications
hahahahahaha!!!!!! this is awsome!! pleasepleasepleaseplease keep updating, ive never read a crackfic befor, and this is so funny! your a genios.
your my hero.
thanks for the story!!
Reviewer: Becky2288 (Signed) · Date: April 29, 2009 04:57 PM · On: Complications
I sooooo want Jacob right now! I mean at first I thought it was just Renesmee's inexperience that made him sound so huge but now...one word.....DAMN! lol! I didnt like Edward's reaction but to be honest its what any dad would do I know mine would've done worse even if he had time to process the fact that it might officially happen. Bella's reaction was freaking priceless! LMAO! and then Emmet! oh god Emmet!!!! LMAO!! update soon pretty pretty please!
Reviewer: LOVECARLISLE (Signed) · Date: April 29, 2009 10:32 AM · On: Complications
Great story. Looking forward to the next chapter.
-Helen
Reviewer: Klassisa Vernette (Signed) · Date: April 29, 2009 03:20 AM · On: Complications
Oooo Daddy Edward has now turned back to just Edward. Heh.
You know what would be a funny idea? If Bella went to "comfort" Edward, and Nessie walks in on them. Kind of like payback?
That'd be hilarious.
I'd love to see Edward's reaction to Nessie seeing him boning her mother.
Author's Response: Ooh, naughty...
Reviewer: Klassisa Vernette (Signed) · Date: April 29, 2009 02:57 AM · On: An Education
HILARIOUS!
Author's Response: THANK YOU!
Reviewer: freesiagirl171 (Signed) · Date: April 28, 2009 11:47 PM · On: Complications
wow to his knees? really? nessie mus have some depth to her.
Author's Response: LOL... I love that people are actually analyzing this.
Reviewer: Twilight_obessesed (Signed) · Date: April 28, 2009 11:06 PM · On: Complications
Wow i like this story alot i cant wait to see what happens next
Reviewer: JayEddie1008 (Signed) · Date: April 28, 2009 09:34 PM · On: Complications
Okay...so Jacob is hung like a moose. Good for him. To his knee thought? Come on that might be a little over kill don't you think, lol.
Author's Response: Think about it - he phases into a wolf 5 times his size. That has to show somewhere in his human form. Right?? LOL BTW, "hung like a moose"? Dude, are you Canadian?
Author's Response: Think about it - he phases into a wolf 5 times his size. That has to show somewhere in his human form. Right?? LOL BTW, "hung like a moose"? Dude, are you Canadian?
Reviewer: twilight4ever927 (Signed) · Date: April 27, 2009 03:29 PM · On: The Deed
AWESOME! AMAZING!!!!!!
Reviewer: Becky2288 (Signed) · Date: April 26, 2009 04:37 PM · On: The Deed
Oh my god! I absolutely love this story! I'm a huge Jacob fan and this just is wow! The phasing thing was kind of hot! Lol I know you might get some bad remarks on that one but I completely understand it and why it happened! I love the line where Jacob uses "when..I'm by myself" instead of when i masturbate lol! Looking forward to more!
Reviewer: anira4 (Signed) · Date: April 26, 2009 10:25 AM · On: The Deed
IT WAS GOOD, I LIKED THE FACT THAT HE PHASED.. IT WAS SORT OF HOT
Reviewer: boomboomchicka (Signed) · Date: April 25, 2009 09:07 PM · On: The Deed
haha, i loved it. "love dragon" "fiery cave" "throbbing dagger"! ahaha. very nice. when the part where he phased came up i was like oh my god! haha
Reviewer: Boogsmom (Signed) · Date: April 25, 2009 03:37 PM · On: First Yearnings
This is the funniest story ever. I wiss I could meet you and pick your brain for more,
Author's Response: I think you'll like the later chapters - some of the ideas come from brainstorming sessions with a twisted friend of mine. Her mind is filled with much more smut than mine. If she ever writes those stories she always talks about, you can be sure I'll pimp 'em all the hell over the place.
Reviewer: nondi_rochelle (Signed) · Date: April 25, 2009 02:57 PM · On: The Deed
This is so awesome. K just an eensy bit weird that she did it with a wolf but im ok with it. Again your awesome. Just so you know.
Reviewer: ashkan00dle (Signed) · Date: April 25, 2009 02:13 PM · On: The Deed
lemme just say, this is good and all, but don't ya think it was kinda rough to get Nessie fucked by a gi-normous dog for her first time? i mean...compassion, much? Little bit? Jacob's about to get MUFFFFED up.
Author's Response: *shrugs* I dunno... she didn't seem to mind.
Reviewer: twi-nighter (Signed) · Date: April 25, 2009 12:40 PM · On: The Deed
OMG.. that's a crazy twist! I wonder what exactly Edward heard... awesome chapter!
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