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Reviewer: FrankieCullen18 (Signed) · Date: August 26, 2012 12:28 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

Mortified. Actually laughed shamelessly though.. are you going to be posting more chapters up cause i actually enjoyed that. sick of always hearing about Bella and Edwards 'perfect' life, we need more human and embarrasing stories like this!! haha x

Reviewer: Bevey99 (Signed) · Date: October 12, 2011 04:16 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

Laughly hysterically.  Really everyone had to come in???????

Reviewer: PunkCandy101 (Signed) · Date: January 12, 2011 07:28 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

Dis was the Shit!!!!! It rocked man, I was a laugher.......lolz.....

Reviewer: Rebecca Rage (Signed) · Date: January 02, 2011 05:24 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

Ok, so totally love this, but did vomit in my mouth a little bit. Beh! Ihop does that to me every time! My husband thinks it is the funniest fucking shit ever...

Bah, stupid men anyway, and stupid vampires too!

Reviewer: evanescencefan1901 (Signed) · Date: November 23, 2010 04:15 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

BAHAHAHA THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!

Reviewer: Niere (Signed) · Date: October 31, 2010 11:39 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

To have such a thing happen in the privacy of your own home is embarrassing enough. To have it happen in a public restroom with mere humans around is mortifying. To have it happen to poor Bella in the Cullen household... with all of them there? I'm surprised she didn't actually drop dead.

This must be the 'Be Mean to Bella' series. Well written, though, and graphically accurate (I'm a nurse, I know). I think it will be interestng to find out what else you have in store to humiliate Bella with using her humanity against her.

Reviewer: Zakaira (Signed) · Date: August 06, 2010 03:37 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

So, that was the first time Edward saw Bella naked? LOL. Very funny. Maybe a tad too much detail. Note to self: do not eat while reading this story.

Reviewer: carlislexesme (Signed) · Date: June 23, 2010 09:15 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

im kinda in between laughing my ass off and running to the bathroom. thats gotta be embarrassing as hell for anyone to take a shit in another persons home,

Reviewer: zigette (Signed) · Date: June 16, 2010 02:35 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

That was disgusting, but totally funny. I think you did a very good job of pulling it off.

Reviewer: twilightlez (Anonymous) · Date: April 16, 2010 05:25 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

I am sitting here crying and laughing my ...ahem...ass off.  Crying and shaking as I'm reading.  This was so fucking funny.

Bravo!  My question:  Where the fuck were these human moments in the books?  Oh my, grrl, you are my hero.

Reviewer: csymarie (Signed) · Date: April 04, 2010 01:40 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

I don't get grossed out by poo, as I'm a nurse.  the writing was good, parts were even funny, but the topic was easy.  I have hopes for this one, I'm hoping you can make me laugh, without something as obvious as a poor teenager with diarrhea.

Reviewer: Rockmamaoff (Signed) · Date: March 18, 2010 11:47 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

Truly disgusting and I laughed my ass off.  Not good when you're working  :)

Reviewer: DurtyNelly (Signed) · Date: February 24, 2010 05:49 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

I don't think I have EVER laughed so hard in my life. I actually FELL out of my chair! God that was just absolutely hilarious. Bravo!

Reviewer: Twi lover 21 (Signed) · Date: February 18, 2010 05:34 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

that that was funny :)

Reviewer: VampireWolfQueen (Signed) · Date: January 22, 2010 11:22 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

I've never laugh so hard in my life. It was so funny i think you should do one more chapter to it. I give it a 10.

Reviewer: MandaLynn99 (Signed) · Date: January 12, 2010 05:43 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

I'm crying from laughing so hard.  That was a riot!

Reviewer: VampireNinjaPenguins (Signed) · Date: January 10, 2010 03:27 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

lol, i cried i was laughing so hard XD

Reviewer: GeneralGem (Signed) · Date: December 07, 2009 02:20 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

OH my dear lord hehehe fuck now that was absolutely hilarious and wow really embarrasing as well, i'm just gonna tell ya now it is horrible when ya gotta crap in somebody else's house home loo everything. u do the numnber 2's in the comfort of ur own home where ppl don't watch and make comments about it hehehe.

Well fucking done even though it was hiariously disgusting but gr8 work, hope theres more 2 come

Gem

Reviewer: MandMCandy09 (Signed) · Date: December 01, 2009 08:24 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

I honestly laughed reading this, which surprised me. It was hilarious that things were going from bad to worse for Bella.

Reviewer: wordsof4ever (Signed) · Date: November 22, 2009 08:08 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

That was fucking hilarious

Reviewer: dancbabe89 (Signed) · Date: September 02, 2009 06:04 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

Hahahah I was literally cracking up reading this chapter. SOOOOOOOOOOOOO friggin hilarious. and mortifying.......................................................................

 

p.s. i run the water too thank God my husband is not a vampire with abnormal smelling senses.

Reviewer: mistresselektra (Signed) · Date: August 09, 2009 11:06 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

This was wayyy too funny and just plain wrong. It only makes it better. I love crackfics about Bella's "human moments." I don't SM ever intended these.

Oooooh! The parts I loved the most:

Esme: "Bella, did you shoo-shoo?"

Emmett: "That shit rivalled the drop on Hiroshima!"

Alice: "I forgot to tell you not to eat anything with Boysenberry syrip. Now your shit really does smell like roses."

Edward: "Do you not think I can smell what's down the hall and through a thin door at Charlie's?" What a good-hearted boyfriend, trying to help his human girlfriend take a shit. I could not stop laughing.

Reviewer: mad4edward (Signed) · Date: July 22, 2009 07:10 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

ewwww! that was gross! still, that seems something bella might do, so well done on that point!

Reviewer: twerdxxx (Signed) · Date: July 16, 2009 04:42 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

LOL, this is brilliant! so funny... yet so, so wrong.

update soon pls!?

xxx

Reviewer: nunu321654 (Signed) · Date: July 16, 2009 12:56 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

LMBO! funniest thing ever.. poor bella haha :D

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