Yay, update!!! I was craking up and my husband was yet again looking at me like I am crazy :) I can't wait for more. This is always hilarious!

Yummy chapter - so glad Charlie didn't interrupt!

Edward and Bella heading to Forks with Alice and Jasper for Independence Day.  It's not like Charlie hasn't already seen Edward walking barefoot with just his jeans and wet head from the shower into Bella's kitchen already.  Charlie is already suspicious about Edward and what he is doing with his little girl.  Dads don't like it when their daughters are physical with any man especially not when they see evidence.  Edward is already on Charlie's I don't like you list.  So once they arrive at Charlie's house, Jake meets them outside.  Charlie deliberatedly calling Edward the wrong name.  Bella knows he knows the right name because Charlie has talked with Renee and called him by his correct name.  Charlie is just messing with Edward's mind.  The fear of Charlie and the shotgun or in his dream becoming an eunuch and unable to perform.  The poor boy is so uptight. Then Charlie insisting he will sleep on the sofa bed or the recliner in the living room.  Bella and Edward go up to her room to get ready to head for the evening barbeque in La Push.  Charlie is getting things ready to go.  Alice and Jasper have been taken to a cabin by the beach with Jake and his Rabbit.  Bella wants Edward and he keeps denying her. Eventually Bella convincing him to make love to her while she'll be extra quiet.  Edward thinking Charlie is on the other side of the door and ready to bust into the room to catch them.  But I guess all's fair in love and war.  Bella and Edward are so cute together.  Charlie eventually will have to come around because Edward isn't going anywhere that isn't near Bella.  Dads are just so overprotective towards their daughters.   

I love this Edward....I love this Bella....I love this story.  Always funny...often sweet and sometimes oh so hot!  Thank you....and yeah...been wondering about Hawaii....but there's got a be a reason, can't wait to hear it!  Thanks again.

I loved it! I don't understand what Edward's worried about. But we all have our moments when we are scared that a relationship won't last and the other person might leave.

Love the new chappie.  I kept waiting for Charlie to come pounding through the door.  Glad he didn't.  Can't wait for the next update!

Can't wait for the next chapter!

Wow I just got recommended ur story and i have to say ... WELL DONE.  It was very humorous and i coudln't stop reading.

Gosh i love your mind spaceballs and the labyrinth my all time favorite movies. And i totally agree with you about David Bowie in that movie he was HOT. Cant wait till the next chapter this one was worth the wait as are all your chapters. Till next time.

I absolutely love this fic. I sit here laughing and grinning like a fool everytime I read an update.

Alice and Rose talk Bella into requesting to leave work early to have girl time.  Angela let her leave and Angela manned the bar.  The three girls went to a pub.  Totally wasted.  Bella text Edward.  He showed up to claim Bella, who was drunk, to take her home. Drunk Bella is very sexy. Both were up really late once they returned to the apartment.  The following day Bella takes Edward lunch into his office.  Bella is directional challenged even in the hospital and gets lost ending up in the morgue.  That's when she finds dead body and ex boyfriend, Peter.  Peter leads her towards Edward's office.  Edward meets the ex boy toy and it becomes a caveman verbal competition.  I'm surprised Bella didn't deck them both.  Edward took Bella to his office for lunch.  Lunch turned into doctor/desk fantasy.  Edward walked Bella to the front door and called a taxi to take her home.  They made plans for later that evening.  Also discussing Charlie invited Bella and Edward to Forks on the 4th.  Dr E Cullen fantasy in doctor's coat with nothing else sounds absolutely delicious, Bella is a very lucky girl.

hahah, another fantastic chapter...i've been really looking forward to this one. we all love a jealous edward. thank you for the update. this is one of those stories one can really reread.

I love these to so much. I can't wait for the trip to Forks.