I'm a little annoyed that Bella gave into Edward so easily about Hawaii.  I mean, I know he didn't necessarily mean to hurt her feelings, but he did.  He needed to understand that so he can think twice about shit like that in the future.  The fact that Bella just gave in means he didn't get to see how hurt she really was.  I mean, she stewed about it for weeks!  UGH!

rotflmao I love LOVE that the hissing kitty is named Tanya

its gr8!!!

ur one liners r wnderful!!

i m also a nineties gal..lov ur writng

Just discovered your little gem!  It is so difficult to be funny on paper, and you manage to make me laugh out loud with every chapter. 

Great job!  Can't wait to read more!

Great chapter (as usual)!!!  Looking forward to more (as usual)!!!

 

~Sherri

gonna hate myself ,yes i trust you !

Love snarky Bella.  Can't wait for Edward's issues to be out in the open.

Humorous as always.  Sam smelling crotches, dead give away to Bella and Edward. Don't think Charlie thought about it though.  Charlie and his joke about putting Edward in back seat with the bars in front of him.  Hope they keep that in "Eclipse".  I guess we'll have to wait until end of June to find out.  Charlie's goal is to emasuclate Edward.  To humiliate him.  Too bad shooting at targets won't do it.  Carlisle had taught the boys how to shoot.  No wonder Alice shops so much.  The men must have had a lot of bonding time together leaving Alice with her mom shopping all the time.  Habits and actions learned.  Edward handling a gun was hot.  Totally sexy.  Good shot also.  Liked when Bella got mad and concentrated on shooting made the men shut up.  I don't blame her for wanting to take it home.  The idea of putting the shot target imprinted on a T-shirt would definitely be a determinate to muggers and attackers.  If she can shoot that well would be stupid to attack her.  You might have similar bullet holes on your body.  Now the picnic on the beach, Bella thinking about Edward being hot after shooting range and wanting alone time.  I think Edward will find somewhere to go for himself and Bella.  Boy Alice and Jasper will be a lot of fun.  Alice giggling all night might make Charlie suspicious.  Jasper just mellowed out sitting on the blanket just zoned out.  Should be interesting.  Hoping it blows up in Jake's face since I'm sure that is where Alice and Jasper got the stuff.

I LOVE RedGreen! That show is so awesome

Jeeze your Charlie cracks me up!  I love Edward even more after reading your shooting range scene.  I understand Bella's reaction completely.  Xoxo

Love the gun range! Hilarious!

Great chapter!

It seems like Charlie is warming up to Edward a little bit....Yay!

I can't wait to see what happens next!

Looking forward to your next awesome chapter!

I loved that Edward knew his way around a gun, that was hot!