mwuahahahahahahhaa URE DIABOLICAL! okay i LOVED your opening author's note! emma was cool (is that you? she was cute) that agent was a cougar. i like your jacob, he's not a cockblock lol. i am ashamed to say i loved adrian's apartment(my best-freind danillemariecullen would KILL me if she heard that she HATES adrian ) lol umm jasper rocks and what's with edward like whorshipping milkshakes that was so funny oh and SLEEP DIALING LMFAO where do you come up with this. i've been telling everyone that everything would fall into place when they got to forks and by-golly! i think i'm right! lol so all-in-all I LOVED IT! totally amazing! i think your becomming my favorite author (mcvampy's my fav sorry) and wow this is great stuff you got here! thank you mucho for spending all week on it for everyone(youe devoted fans that keep their computer's on all day and refresh the au-human page non-stop to see if u've updated) lol so update soon b cause i smeel some lovin' in the near-future =]

-jazzylover314

Dude, I freaking loved this chapter! Every bit of it! I don't know why some people don't like Adrian. I think she's great. And it's not like they really did anything so it's no big deal. I LOVE the fact that Bella and Edward cuddled that night. That's awesome. I wonder who she's sitting next to. James? Mike? Really long chapter, but soooooo worth it. Amazing job hun!

Author's Response:

They don't like her because they don't want anybody with Edward but Bella.  Just like they hate Jake, regardless of the situation, because he interfered in the books.  Ah well, can't please everybody.

LOL and none of the above on who is next to her! <3

Aw, the chapter was so awesome.  The drunkfest was certainly enough to cancel out the horror that is the whore Adrian.  Edward is a young man and when some hosebag flaunts her goods in his face he can't hardly help but react.  I find complete solace in the fact that what he shares with Bella isn't just some lust induced happenstance.  What Edward and Bella are experiencing, and hopefully expounding upon, is something bigger and better than anything Adrian has to offer.  I still like the fact that they lose their inhibitions when inebriated and get loose lipped and touchy feelie.  I think that even though they are intoxicated somewhat, they know what they are doing subconsciously and thus it helps them feel more relaxed around each other when they aren't under the influence.

I am so excited for spring break to start.  Bella and Edward will get to spend some quality alone time together in Forks.  I especially liked your little twist on the plane there at the end.  I sincerely hope the guy that Bella's row mate is as hot as hell.  Both Edward and Jacob need something to be jealous about.  Although, Jacob being jealous does make me throw up in my mouth just a little.  Even still, Edward needs to be envious.  I love it.  Please, tell me you'll update soon.  For as frustrating as this chapter may have been for you to write, it was so easy for me to read and enjoy.  You had me laughing out loud, once again.  Take care.

Author's Response:

"...and when some hosebag flaunts her goods in his face..."

THIS had me laughing hysterically.  It's so true, though!

I'm excited for spring break to start, too.  I'm writing the chapter right now--well, not right this second, obviously, because I'm replying to the review--but I've been writing it.  A few pages in so far, which reminds me...I'm about to e-mail you right now.

Omg! This story just keeps getting better and better! I love it!

Talk about bringin' on the LULZ! 

Ahaha! Suckas! Bella's flightmate is probably smokin' hot!! I bet Edward or Jacob will be begging to switch seats with her now! They don't want anybody hitting on her...

LOL omg WHO! Hahahaha! I can't wait for more. I was in SF allll da yesterday.

WOW!!! i was so excited for this chapter and you DID NOT disappoint!!!! i must admit tht whorian makes me all itchy but thts ok LOL!!!

i wonder who's on the plane and sitting next to bella...i have a feeling its james but im prob. wrong lmao

AMAZING...JUST WOW!

Ok great chapter! I literally laughed out loud several times (my dogs actually got concerned) I loved the length and I hope all of your chapters are this long. Congrats! Still one of my top faves. 

Yeah! I'm so glad that happened. Edward needs a kick in his pants!

The whole Adrian thing was way tame!  I mean, with your note, I was usre they were totally going to get it on!  I LOVED the cock-block... HAHAHAHA!  Great Chapter once again. Can't wait to read the next one...

Great chapter! Cant wait to read more! Update soon!

:)

Teehee, well now, lets see if the green eyed monster makes an appearance...lol