Noooo don't look at the pictures! Don't. Do. It. Your eyes! Your poor, poor eyes!

Speaking of, I've been having a good laugh over the idea of Edward in a speedo ad for quite some time now and...I'm not liking it. I don't care how dead-shexay that boy is (a la the Pattz), speedos are just...no. For instance, here I am thinking about nekkid!Edward (which in itself, is an okay concept right?) oh, BUT THEN! ...it's like, 'okay nekkid!Edward, let's put you in a speedo now' - INSTANT FLASH OF A HAIRY CHESTED MAN WITH GOLD CHAINS AND SLICKED BACK HAIR. *shudder* Can't be done. I can't seem to separate speedos with that image.

Oh and I've held this back for fear of bringing it up and then gushing about this entire chapter, thus having nothing left to say for this review but...that's you isn't it? The Un sospiro part, I mean. Ugh, this is huge. It's epic. This is like, Bella and Edward having that gushing moment only it's you and me because...that's one of my favourite classical piano pieces too. <333

I'm excited about this prank. I'm sure Emmett will be both appreciative and disappointed that he wasn't able to partake...and here's hoping the ski masks do their job because...Charlie Swan is - the mothafuckin' chief o' police, son!

OH WAIT! I seriously just realized why I'm so traumatized by men in speedos! IT WAS PIERCE BROSNAN IN MRS. DOUBTFIRE THAT DID IT! WHEN HE CAME OUT OF THE POOL!!! Little girls should never have to see that during their childhood. TOO MUCH HAIR!

Omg I'm ending this before I say anything more embarassing!

Author's Response:

LMAO, I know!  Speedos are just...ugh. gross.  I do not approve.

EEP!  Yes!  Dude, I listen to Un Sospiro like...every night. haha.  I can't play hardly any of it, but I try nonetheless.  Seriously.  If we find anything else that makes us more perfect as wife & wife, I might implode. sigh. <3333

I feel as though this prank should be more epic & hilarious than I've written it out to be.  I shall have to send you this chapter ahead of time too so you can tell me.   Or I can just send you what I have so far and you can tell me you hate/like/love it.  Whicheva.

I wish your reviews never ended!!

Bwaahaha! Mikey's gonna get it! Tee hee!

this is too funny.....please update soon.....

hurry up cant wait for next chap

great chapter, i love this story!!!

cant wait to read more :)

i had been waiting for this installment and loved it. Please keep going. The dialogue is fantastic. I love the fact that as i read this i am smiling or even laugh out loud. 

Hehehehehe, yeah I would say he's a really hot nerd. Like i've said before, every chapter is better than the last. I can not wait for Edwards plans. I absolutely love the chemistry that Bella and Edward have. Do you mind if I copy your story onto my computer? I want to read this over and over and I overly worry that something is gonna happen and I won't be able to. Yes, I am one of those crazy worriers. I understand if you say no. Until next time, awesome chapter!

Author's Response:

Thank you :)  And why would I mind?  S'not like you're gonna repost it haha :)  I'm glad you like it so much that you'd want to read it again!

You are killing me, god!! Im completely in love with this story . Hey we need more kissing !

xoxo

Tati

Author's Response:

It's a'comin, and sooner than y'all think, I'm sure. ;)

My goodness, I actually can't stop smiling when I read your chapters. The humor knocks me on my ass. I can't wait to see what happens down memory lane.

Love the banter as always- so funny!

I hope this Newton sabatoge plans leads to Edward and Bella getting it on or atleast kissing or hell, I'll just take realizing they like each other!

I hope you get more than 100 reviews because your story deserves it and so do you!

Nice but every chapter I am waiting for them to get together!! Okay I will admitt I will be disappointed if they are not together by the end of the spring break....but once again good writting

They need to get on with already and hook up haha

ah clueless Edward can't figure out why it bugs him that plane guy asked Bella out. And clueless Bella, at least she realizes Edward is fuckhot. Still clueless. I love that they are getting along now. Hopefully they'll get it together.